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[edit] Life according to Big Papa
Dear Diary Mood: Apathetic My life is spiraling downward I couldn’t get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate Me Dry concert It sucks cause they play some of my favorite songs like “Stab my heart because I love you” and “Rip apart my soul” and of course “Stabby rip stab stab” And It doesn’t help that I couldn’t get my hair to do that flippy thing either…like that guy from that band can do….some days you know... I’m an emo kid, non-conforming as can be You’d be non-conforming too if you look just like me I have paint on my nails and makeup on my face I’m almost [[emo]] enough to start shaving my legs Cause I feel real deep when dressing in drag I call it freedom of expression, most just call me a fag Our dudes look like chicks and chicks look like dykes Cause [[emo]] is one step below transvestite Stop my breathing and slit my throat I must be [[emo]] I don’t jump around when I go to shows I must be [[emo]] I’m dark and sensitive with low self esteem The way I dress makes everyday feel like Halloween I have no real problems but I like to make believe I stole my sister’s mascara now I’m grounded for a week Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies I can’t get through a hawthorne heights album without sobbing Girls keep breaking up with me, it’s never any fun They say they already have a pussy, they don’t need another one Stop my breathing and slit my throat I must be [[emo]] I don’t jump around when I go to shows I must be emo Dye in my hair and polish on my toes I must be [[emo]] I play guitar and write suicide notes I must be emo my life is just a black abyss... ya know..it’s so dark. And it’s suffocating me, grabbing a hold of me and tightening its grip, tighter than a pair of my little sisters jeans...which look great on me by the way. When I get depressed I cut my wrist in every direction Hearing songs about getting dumped gives me an erection I write in a live journal and wear thick rimmed glasses I tell my friends I bleed black and cry during classes I’m just a bad, cheap imitation of goth You can read me “Catcher in the Rye” and watch me jack off I wear skin tight clothes while hating my life If I said that I like girls I’d only be half right I look like I’m dead and dress like a homo I must be emo Screw xbox I play old school Nintendo I must be [[emo]] I like to whine and hate my parentals I must be emo Me and my friends all look like clones I must be [[emo]] My parents don’t get me ya know They think I’m gay just because they saw me kiss a guy… well, a couple guys …but still, I mean it’s the 2000’s, can’t two…or 4 dudes make out with each other without being gay I mean, chicks dig that kinda thing anyways I don’t know diary, sometimes I think you are the only one that gets me…you’re my best friend I feel like tacos You wish i was....
[edit] More Bullshit according to Big Papa
I am Here for: well have fun meet new people
Hobbies: um a game called guildwars i know im a nerd
Favorite Movies: outcold, braveheart, southpark the movie, familyguy the movie
Favorite TV Shows: um familyguy, bleach
Favorite Music: first off weird al, bayside, the bloodhound gang, cohhed and cambria, darude, five for fighting, fountains of wayne, nirvana, elvis, gorillaz, the hush sound, taking back sunday, fall out boy, green day (old stuff), kean, leamon demon, lil jon, maroon 5, michael jackson (black michael), jackson 5, panic1 at the disco, plain white T's, the red jumpsuit appartus, snowpatrol, red hot chillie peppers, tenacious d, ying yang twins, and any thing alternative
Favorite Books: i hate books
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