Yaoi
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Yaoi (pronounced "Gay") is a Japanese term for homosexual male fan-fiction and the precursor to Rule 34. Like yuri, most of the genitalia is blurred out due to Japanese censorship laws. Among amused English-speaking fans, this has led to an inside joke involving the notorious "invisible dick". In keeping with the Japanese tradition of "wet love", there's always gushes of semen after, or during, a hot sex scene.
Most people believe that the The "Uke" (the ones who take it up the ass) in a yaoi are just fetal dickgirls. This can be confirmed by the fact that they are all feminine whiny little cunt bitches that are just asking for it. When they grow older they will eventually grow boobs. Then they will be posted on /d/ and be shunned by society. Thus is the amazing life suckle of a dickgirl.
The seme (the one who puts it in the ass) will probably be like WTF? You see gay-make-believe-men/boys don't like boobies. So they will have to look for younger and younger fetal dickgirls. In this way they become pedos. And that is how a pedophile is born, boys and girls.
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[edit] Yaowhat?
YAOI is an acronym for "yamete, oshiri itai" - "Stop it, my butt hurts!".
Or, more commonly, "yama nashi, ochi nashi, imi nashi" which means "no peak, no point, no meaning"
[edit] A Brief History, Warning: tl;dr
Yaoi's history can be linked to the emergence of shounen-ai in the 1970's, most notably by manga such as Kaze to Ki no Uta by Keiko Takemiya. Shounen-ai strictly refers solely to the boy-on-boy manga written during the 70's and 80's, but is often used by westerners to refer to any story that includes even a hint of homoeroticism (including hints that the Japanese don't even consider homoerotic, such as being friends or being drawn on the same page). Doujinshi titles were mainly introduced into the US and other western nations, by the emergence of 'scanlation' sites run by Japanese-speaking manga-fangirls desperate for uncensored Dragonball Z comics. In more recent years, companies such as TokyoPop and Viz have begun licensing and releasing manga of all kinds, and in late 2004, under its 'Be Beautiful' label, CPM began to release yaoi.
[edit] Controversy
Conflict has long existed between yaoi fans and people who don't enjoy seeing their favorite characters bastardized by introverted fangirls on such sites as Fanfiction.Net and Mediaminer.org. Any drama between both factions is almost guaranteed to be found on any site where fanfiction and fanart are publicly archived. Twincest is another form of drama when it comes to yaoi, as well as Legacy of Kain.
For those with little knowledge of the internets: It should be noted that hardcore yaoi and yuri are pretty much as tame as you can get with Japanese animation, which shows how weird Japan is. For more information please address the Mr. Hands anime and 12chan. Unlike loli, yaoi contains favorite characters of The Masses preforming Various activities . Reading it Makes you part of the mainstream.
[edit] Yaoi-Con
Once a year, in the Bay Area of California - hereafter referred to as Fagmecca - all of the perverted fangirls and fanboys gather to get their con on at Yaoi-Con. It is a frightening place where one is never sure whether one will be either raped/molested or completely ignored by dickhead cosplayers or stuck-up fangirls/boys. The most frightening thing about it is that there is no way of knowing which of the people around you is a closet pedo everyone around you is a closet pedo.
Although you have to be over 18 in order to enter the dark dens of despair that make up the Yaoi-Con, that doesn't stop people from acting like stupid fucking retarded teenagers. Mostly, though, the people who attend Yaoi-Con are married women with children who, for some reason, think boy sex is the best thing ever. Or they are married women with children who are too lazy to get a sex change and finally become the gay males they so admire. Or they are basement fags who can't afford a plane ticket to an actual factual anime convention.
[edit] Typical yaoi video
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[edit] Hot yaoi video set
[edit] Amateur Art
Although yaoi is present in every professional export from Japan ever, amateur art still remains the most prestigious of yaoi forms. See also Y!Gallery
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[edit] Popular Fandoms for Boy-on-Boy luvin'
- Ouran High School Host Club
- Final Fantasy
- Harry Potter
- Pokemon
- Kingdom Hearts
- Mouseboy
- Yu-Gi-Oh
- Invader Zim
- Death Note
- Sonic the Hedgehog
- South Park
- Naruto
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
[edit] Fun Facts
- Ashi moto loves watching two guys she can't have fuck.
- GoddessMillenia is could be labeled as Dur Fuhrer of Yaoi. Next to VegetaWorshipper, of course.
- Jeffree Moon Famous JSTAR wannabes only action, is that of masturbating to yaoi and jstar photos.
- Brokeback Mountain is actually yaoi, as it was written by a woman.
[edit] Butthurt
YTMND also has yaoi. However, it is commonly referred to as a boyorgee.
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