Ytcracker
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
YTCracker (pronounced "whitey cracker") is the self proclaimed "Nerd Rap King" and Anal Jewelist. He professes that he lost his anal virginity when his father forcefully jammed an Atari 2600 joystick in his poophole because he wouldn’t “Go the fuck outside and make some friends!!!” Now 15 years later he makes shit music called “Nerdcore”. The lyrics mainly deal with 133+ AOL hacking and his until now repressed memories of the Atari 2600. By buying or even considering to listen to his “music” you are a FAG.
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Early days
In 1999 YTCracker hacked a NASA website, along with other government sites which proves he is hardcore. He is a member of the SPAMTEC crew with phlow and eGod.
Nerdrap Entertainment System
NES was released in 2005, it's free and it's a classic nerdcore album, meaning it's something a downer in a wheelchair would listen to.
Nerd Life
In 2007 ytcracker released Nerd Life. This is an album that he actually charged for because he found out that sucking dick alone couldn't pay his rent. This was another instant classic in the nerdcore genre.
Serious Business
YTCracker is coming with yet another album (sigh...) in 2008, entitled Serious Business. A few tracks off the album are circulating the internet, released by YTCracker himself.
I am YTCracker and I approve this Message
I also smoke pole on the weekends with a gaggle of other anal jewelists - figured I would add that. Holler at me rapper@gmail.com if your a/s/l is 15-65/m/anywhere within driving distance. Ytcracker 08:07, 20 April 2009 (UTC)
