YTwatchdog
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
YTwatchdog, aka Dallas irl, is Youtube prophet for great justice that regularly trolls other annoying Youtube cheaters in a sped up voice. He is also a prime example of unwarranted self-importance. Years ago when Watchdog first set paws (get it?! cause he's a dog!! LOL!!1!) on the Youtube battlefield of retarded camwhores, internet tough guys, and cheaters, he was looked upon as a prophet of lulz as exposing morons and common sense to the so called E-famous. But it was until he began to see his own fame grow that he began to command his fans as an army and become the people he use to flame.
He also, in the beginning, came on ED and wrote his own biography until anonymous deleted it four the lulz. Seriously, what kind of a guy writes his own article?
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IRL
One thing he always had for him was his trademark poorly made dog mask that he never took off, no matter how much he was threatened by retarded Shane Dawson or AtheneWins fans, but for some reason recently began to use his normal voice in his vlogs. And then out of the youtube chaos, anonymous discovered something terrible...
WARNING: may cause you to kill yourself.
This video was posted under *[1] in 2007.
Fun Facts
- Has caused massive butthurt to some of the major vloggers on YouTube and is constantly trolling faggot fanbois.
- Called for a boycott of the YouTube "As One" Gathering.
- Exposed audreynoland and made her cry on cam for 7 minutes.
- Interviewed Thedramatube by phone and showed everyone who didn't know yet how batshit thedramatube is.
- Advocated for the falling on her ass by Miss USA 2007, which got him on CNN about a year later.
- Is still in a dogfight with Trevor Rieger, and winning.
- Yelling at nature.
- YTWatchdog has recently declared jihad on Producing101.
- Pwned AtheneWins and got attacked by his "fans" after he put watchdog in one of his videos. [2]
Career lulz
However, he got owned when he tried to attack Wylinoutbitch's methods of destroying YouTube, to the extent of making multiple videos trying to discredit him, as well as saying:
"We will get YTMND, GameFAQs, and EVERYONE to take you down!"
Wylinoutbitch however was not a Final Fantasy 7 hater and thus GameFAQs did not care. Wylinoutbitch also had a top-10 site on YTMND so it was unlikely they would retaliate either. Unfortunately, he also managed to assume the method of Wylinoutbitch's trickery incorrectly, which led to more lulz when Wylinoutbitch proved him wrong.
Result: Wylinoutbitch gets more popularity/hits/comments.
The ShaneDawsonTV Fiasco
Recently, the all-seeing eye of the YTwatchdog fell upon the domain of one ShaneDawsonTV, a Youtube celebrity with a legion of whining, grammatically impaired pre-adolescent cocksuckers overshadowed only by the fans of Smosh. With his superhuman faggotry senses tingling, the YTwatchdog bravely called out ShaneDawsonTV for his overwhelming sense of unwarranted self-importance and general money-grubbing antics. The floodgates of fail violently burst worth in a wave of butthurt comments from loyal fans of ShaneDawsonTV. Unable to accept a video that offered an opinion in direct opposition of their own, they proceeded to FLAG THE SHIT out of the video until Youtube removed it and temporarily prevented the YTwatchdog from uploading any more videos. This typical showing of epic fail by Youtube, however, also resulted in the epic win realization that every single one of ShaneDawsonTV's fans are assholes.
Youtube Takes Action
When YoutTube started getting butthurt when they get shown The Truth about how most of the people they promoted turned out to cheat on getting more views and comment's. So YouTube does the most honorable thing and deleted OVER NINE THOUSAND About 20 of YTwatchdog's videos and all of the favorites he got on his videos.
Quotes
- "I have popsicles! :D"
- "STOP SNOWING!!1!
- "You're wrong, sir! It IS a big deal! And one day, you're gonna realize it. You're gonna wake up, look in the mirror, and yell, 'WHAT HAVE I DONE??'"
- "I am from Iran! When I'm not running around in the desert, I am watching DANCETUUUUBE!!!"
- "Oh my god, what am I doing? I'm home alone, wearing a dog mask, yelling, 'I LOVE PEEN!'"
- "rrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"
- "We will get YTMND, GameFAQs, and EVERYONE to take you down!"
- "We have some ducks outside...they keep looking at me...STOP LOOKIKNG AT ME RRRRRR!!!!!"
- "Pack your bags... and get the FUCK... off... of YOUTUBE!"
- "Durrrrrrrrrrrrr!!1!!!1!"
- "I don't wanna rape a fish ):"
- "OH MY GOD! COCO PUFFS OUT HERE?!?1/1/!?1/ NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM"
External Links
- YTwatchdog
- YTwatchbag Youtube account
- Channel072 A non-character channel
- jimmyjimjimjoebob Yet another
- YTwatchdog's MySpace
See Also
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