YaoiGoddessKeale
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
| BEWARE EDIOTS! KEALE WATCHES THIS ARTICLE LIKE A FUCKING HAWK! DON'T HOLD BACK THE LULZ! |
YaoiGoddessKeale a.k.a Kia Millier, is a wannabe "professional" transgender artist who is only really known due to her Kingdom Hearts yaoi. She/It is an avid Gaiafag where most of her popularity has spawned. It is not uncommon for her to be involved in some sort of drama. Which like a fly to a particularly piece of foul shit, she can't seem to stay away from. She has had many fallouts with people due to her HOLIER THAN THOU attitude/ego. KeaLe is undying proof that abortion is supposed to be legal, as she trots her fat ass around struggling to keep her body up upon her porky pig legs, stuffing chocolate into her disgusting sloppy slit of a mouth in the presence of young children. Said piggy is a pedophile, she is frequently found having discussions about young boys in gaia forms to the point were some people are left emotionally scared witnessing her lust for sweet virgin ass. Kia really enjoys downloading her 5GB of shotacon daily, has every shonen club/shota magazine saved on her computer and faps to it at every given chance, it is said she plans to become a famous shotacon artist because she is teh professional and anyone would have to be stupid to not like her pics of underage boys fucking her mary sue. She constantly brags about her mary sue, which is named Keale and mentions him in every single fucking journal/comment/drawing and cybersex (since she can't get any IRL) like its the only words her chubby mouth can speak. In fact her Gaia profile is only about KeaLe and contains plenty of information about the pedo rapist itself (note it mentions KeaLe is not a rapist but this is proven false, see gallery of ugly). Kia is known to have a very smart ass attitude and expects everything handed to her on a silver platter, but the world really does revolve around her as she is so fat the bitch has her own gravitational pull LOL! She has her own league of ass kissers who are ironically 13-16 year old girls who oggle over her yaoi drawings and give her plenty of shitty fan-art which acully does make her art look better, giving her ego a C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! The best way to communicate to her is through whale, feeding her lots of cakes and telling her art is "good". lol fatass.
Other things that KeaLe is into:
- Shota
- Throwing her character KeaLe into your fandoms
- Selling over-priced art
- Drama
- Eating cakes and pies
- Having serious discussions about gaia's pixels and how her avatar pwns everyone else's (that's right folks she's 20 years old, oh lawdy)
- Stuffing her face with chocolate, creating sum HAWT mouth acne
- Browsing 4chan for delicious shotacon even though Kia stated she HATES 4CHAN!
Things KeaLe is NOT into:
- Any man older than 10
- Guro <-- She actually had guro on her DA a year or two ago, too bad she DELETED FUCKING EVERYTHING
- Being called a girl
- Vaginas
- Anonymous
- Criticism to her art
Things that KeaLe is:
- Fat
- A Girl
- A Fake Fag
- a Fag Hag
- Fail
- Art stealer
- Very Fat
- Ugly
- A Liar
- A Pedophile
- Smug
- Thinks she's SUPER POPULAR and EVERYONE LOVES HER ARTZ
- Basement dweller
- A fatty with nothing better to do than sit on her ass all day fapping to little boys on her computer screen
- Prefers pixels to IRL boys
Kia has been known to dump art sites when they start to delete pictures focusing on her own sense of taste. A few to be noted that she has abandoned: Y!Gallery, Deviantart and a few more.
| —yaoigoddesskeale, hueg text wall of BAWWWWWWWWWWW |
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[edit] SCAM ARTIST ON MY INTERNET?
 Because little kids hold grudges over $150, AMIRITE? |
 AND MORE? |
 Kia confirming that she is in the right and everyone else is WROOOOONG. |
 The final logix |
[edit] Copied Art LOL
Not only is KeaLe a scam artist robbing people of their precious money, she also copies her favorite shota artist, Po-ju. As you can clearly see, Po-ju pwns KeaLe's fat ass without even budging, its amazing how she thought she could trick people into thinking shes not tracing as miss Kia Millier claims that all her art is her own ideas. She still hasn't confessed about tracing and must think people/fans will forget the whole thing and all will be well ^_^ too bad this article will remain here FOREVER! Here's some evidence which should provide lulz and drama to KeaLe's retarded 13 yr old fans. And if your still a fan of her, please do the right thing.
 She claims this as an old new years pic. |
 Moar stolen art |
 LOL |
 Shitty MS paint vs Poju |
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 OH LAWD can you just imagine that ugly thing wanting to stick it in you! |
 Delicious |
 Her response |
| FAT ALERT
YaoiGoddessKeale is a fatty fat fat fat fattenstein |
[edit] Gallery of Ugly
WARNING: The images below might make you want to destroy your eye sockets and kill newborn babies, also SHES A FATTY LOL
 Teh goddess of cake is moar like it |
 Outfit donated by the salvation army |
 Being gay |
 Proof that Kia is a weaboo |
 that is it with the boyfriend that was dumped after Sakuracon |
 Cows can't dance hunny, even on valentines day. Damn and I thought Chin-Chan was ugly... |
 Kia thinks this makes her look "even cuter"...... NOT!!!! |
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 what |
 Cosplaying can't hide your fat you fatty fat fat |
 probably the most disturbing image so far.. |
 I WAS WRONG |
 OH GOD |
 kia rapes an innocent gaiafag... |
 ...then makes them gay... |
 ...now with little boys! |
 and of course, EVERY single fandom Kia loves wants to have hawt gay sex with her character |
 umm... how about NO |
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 ...it is called a vagina, you are not funny. |
 also not funny. |
 it was obvious from the beginning.. |
 now thats irony |
 He's MY sex slave guyz k |
 Lol |
 Double lol |
 Anatomy, you failed it, wait, ARE THOSE TITS?!!? |
 MASTERPIECE!!! |
 wow she really doesn't have a life. |
[edit] KeaLe don't liek Criticism ;_;
A brave Anon decided to give miss Kia some much needed crits, upon seeing how she gives her "friends" advice (See her MSN convo below), some karma needed to be headed her way. Too bad she's as stubborn and retarded as ever, using many emotions to hide her butthurt and anger as her head inflated like a ballon and her HOLLIER THAN YOU attitude came bursting out. Note the way she acts superior and "I AM TEH BEST, DON'T GIVE OPINIONS TO MY OLD WORKS I AM A PRO NOW MY ART IS BETTER XD", clearly her art (if you can even call it that) is still the same and hasn't improved. Here's a screenshot of her telling anon to fuck off.
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You can give her some nice crits here
And a message to KeaLe, Anon couldn't care less if you were alive or dead, we are simply here to document your fail and drama for the lulz. Telling Anon that we have nothing better to do is a lie, and honestly you are just creating more lulz for us at your expense. So keep drawing, keep posting your shitty art and having your league of ass kissers worship you and your Ugly OC, it is nothing but entertainment for us. Go to your blog and post about how we are liars and ED is making up stories, go to your 13 yr old fans and tell them your just a target in there mean trolling coz they r jealous and have them love you and your yaoi/shota art even MOAR. And just remember, screencaps dn lie.
[edit] "I'M A PROFESSIONAL NOW"
| The pope says:
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Despite her lack of "professional" art skills, Kia is still a professional douchebag to her friends, a professional at stealing people's money, and a professional hypocrite. Spotted in a TL;DR Livejournal entry by InaFaye, Kia shows off these valuable skills through an MSN convo.
Keale the Yaoi God / Keale the Yaoi Goddess / Yaoi Goddess Keale and I go back about two years I guess. It just doesn't end.
She bitches that I never talk to her about anything save the art she owes me (From a year ago, that I gave her $136 for, and that she never even started -and- adamantly refuses to refund) so I started light conversation. It was worth a try. I hate tension.
It didn't work.
]Pencil Fetish[: http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/7249/idiknowyouwantmeby150mmog5.png I haven't done his tail.. or his penis yet. Flaccid penis is the -hardest thing to draw ever-
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: xD;
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: I guess
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: Psst. he looks like he has boobs >> just letting you know
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: Omfg XD your anatomy makes me twitch.. no offense
]Pencil Fetish[: o.O; How? XD
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: There's so many things wrong with this picture I cant even begin to explain. ._.;
]Pencil Fetish[: Well, the PP said my anatomy was pretty smack on. >.>
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: the what?
]Pencil Fetish[: His chest is meant to be puffed out a bit but. - Picture Post.
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: omfg
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: xD
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: On gaia?
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: what a joke
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: No way man. Those are all stupid kids who dont know how to draw
]Pencil Fetish[: And Art Fags. they did say make his pecs a bit bigger though.
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: BIGGER?
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: No.
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: XD
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: They have NO idea what theyre talking about
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: His hand looks nice though
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: thats probably the best thing about this picture
]Pencil Fetish[: I worked hard on the hands. =D And the face. I like his face.
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: The face is okay. It doesnt really have any structure though
]Pencil Fetish[: His ribcage is sticking out too much though. And his knees don't line up, I can see that.
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: It looks like a typical 2 dimensional anime face
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: No, youre seeing it all wrong. the ribs are fine. Would you like me to map it out for you?
]Pencil Fetish[: He's polynesian. he's supposed to have a pretty flatish face. >.>
]Pencil Fetish[: Pl0x?
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: If you'd let me, I'll take it on photoshop and point out what to fix
]Pencil Fetish[: pl0x. <3
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: kay. :3 Give me a minute
[Redline was sent here. Random conversation about Gaia Online profiles went on during transfer.]
]Pencil Fetish[: I can see what you're saying for most of it, but people kept telling me to take his hips -down- as -not- give him 'girl hips' so to speak. They're there, just very slight.
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: Um. XD no.
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: Male hips are higher than females.
]Pencil Fetish[: I'll leave the face mostly as is though I will fix his chin. It is supposed to be a fairly flat, 'soft' face. Fix his chest, legs, knees, elbows, etc.
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: thinner, but higher.
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: Dude, fairly flat soft faces still have dimension in them.
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: When have you ever seen a real life person with a nose that hardly exists?
]Pencil Fetish[: Good point. I figured the shading would help it stand out a little more. My noses are always small and undetailed. Just something I've done since I started.
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: Yeah, and its a horrible habit
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: Get out of it. [Ina Note: She draws noses very similarly to how I do. All she does differently is add a bit of shade to it.]
]Pencil Fetish[: A lot of professionals do fairly small noses though. o.o
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: :/ Because theyre afraid to make their characters not pretty.
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: The REAL skill lies in being able to make your characters pretty WITH full detail in the face.,
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: Otherwise youre just like every other washed up anime artist
]Pencil Fetish[: ..At least I'm not Snapesnogger! =D
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: Dont namedrop.
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: This is about you, not snapesnogger.
]Pencil Fetish[: In private conversation it's perfectly alright so far as I'm concerned. That, and I've met SS. She's sweet.
]Pencil Fetish[: Just her stylistic approach to things.
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: Its not perfectly alright, Talking about someone behind their back is rude no matter what.
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: God, what the hell has gcd done to you?
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: At least youre not a gder..
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: I'd be frightened if you were.
]Pencil Fetish[: I BARELY GO IN THE gcd THESE DAYS
]Pencil Fetish[: cb AND pp. I BARELY POST IN THE pd EVEN.
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: andb efore you say anything, YES, certain forums do create mindsets for people and attitudes
]Pencil Fetish[: 90% OF MY CHIT-CHAT STAYS IN bARTON/ooc
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: Your capsloock is on.
]Pencil Fetish[: I noticed.
]Pencil Fetish[: I couldn't see my text typing so I wan't aware at the time.
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: Well, in any case. Dont compare yourself to other people to try and justify your art.
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: You should be striving to push yourself way beyond those people, not just "like them".
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: Its not okay just because lots of other people do it.
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: I mean, you can if you want, if you dont take your art seriously.
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: But if you want to get a job with your art, employers wont even take a second glance and anime fodder. [Ina Note: Keale refuses to draw anything but anime.]
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: at* not and
]Pencil Fetish[: I find the smaller, less detailed noses more appealing. Flick through my manga collection and you'll probably notice that actually. Very little of what I own is by artists that 'draw out' extremely detailed faces.
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: Yeah. :/
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: Thats a preference then. A bad one, but a preference
]Pencil Fetish[: Also: I won't get a job in art. I couldn't even if I tried. XD
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: Yeah, I know. :/
]Pencil Fetish[: You're so supportive. XD
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: Well, with your stubborn attitude, of course.
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: Real artists take the time to learn how to make their art better.
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: Instead of just settling on what they find "appealing."
]Pencil Fetish[: I'm going to a conservatory to learn music, sweety. I don't have enough faith in my art. - And I'm not taking the time? I'm perfectly capable of drawing noses.
]Pencil Fetish[: I just prefer stylistically, to draw them as I do.
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: If you think that putting noses on your characters makes them ugly no matter what, then no, you cant draw noses.
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: Sorry.
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: Ugh. I hate talking to stubborn artists. I've given you my feedback, I'll leave it at that before I just get malicious
]Pencil Fetish[: It doesn't make them ugly. I just prefer not to. o.o Davinci could draw huge-assed cocks. But he drew small ones instead. Does that make him any less of an artist?
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: well, at least he actually drew the penis. :/ People who just like to conveniently avoid it are amateurs. [Ina Note: Wait..I'm stubborn? You're the one pushing the issue!]
]Pencil Fetish[: You're calling me stubborn but I'm agreeing with 90% of what you say. I see your point, but it's simply not something I care to indulge in. You're as bad as... - I won't name him but you're as stubborn as he is!
]Pencil Fetish[: It's a 200x400 px image. And my mother kept walking in while I was drawing that. You -reeeally- think I wanna be caught with a cock on screen while my ultra conservative mother walks in? D:
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: Then dont draw naked people. :/
]Pencil Fetish[: Well, when I actually finish the entire thing I he won't -be- naked.
]Pencil Fetish[: I still have to get his loin clothe on and his glaive, tail, and finish up a proper headshot of him.
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: : P kay.
]Pencil Fetish[: I've only drawn.. three penises in my entire life I think? >.>
]Pencil Fetish[: So it's given that I can't draw cock -anyways-
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: : P
]Pencil Fetish[: And before you call me an amateur and think of it as an insult... do try and remember that I've only been drawing for two or three years and therefore -am- an amateur.
KeaLe is horribly depressed.: It wasnt an insult. I was just saying the plain truth, like you just said.
She is such a prude
[edit] Images for the Win
Here be pics by internet heros, plz add moar and sum fanart too plox.
 She's probably fapping to this rite now, you sick fuck! |
 made by an awesome person |
 Also, nice cameltoe KeaLe |
 Sora dn liek rape ;_; |
[edit] Lulzy Quotes
| —KeaLe - Likes her manpanties. |
| —Keale - REALLY likes manpanties. |
| —what. |
| —KeaLe is HUGE k! |
| —A better place for starters. |
| —This quote is about as original as your art. |
| —Because Kia said so |
| —TEH HORROR |
[edit] External links
- Gaiaonline profile
- KeaLe's dA Fanclub... that she runs.
- KeaLe the Yaoi Jesus?
- Abandoned dA She's returned! Do her a favor & troll the ever-loving shit out of her for great justice.
- Abandoned Y!Gallery KeaLe has now confirmed she watches her shitty yaoi drawings like a hawk, TROLL HERE!! You need a y!Gallery account to view.
- Abandoned LiveJournal
- AIM: OMFG SORA or SoRaxLoVeSxRiKu
- MSN: yaoigoddesskeale@yahoo.ca
- Email: keale_yaoigoddess@hotmail.com
- Current Art site
- I have no idea wtf this is, but its hers.
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