Yellow Fever

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Those with the Azn flu can look otherwise perfectly healthy.

Yellow Fever is a disease that afflicts thousands of otherwise healthy white males across the globe. Somewhat akin to the black male's lust for the white wimmins, whites with the Asian Persuasion are driven to exclusively date and otherwise lust over Azn girls. However, unlike the 'forbidden fruit' nature of black on white sex, the Azn flu is driven more by latent homosexuality since these men are mostly subconsciously attracted to the boyish looking, petite Asian female with her characteristic flat chest and lack of booty.

Case Study

On March 2nd, 2009, a naive Anon thought that it would be a lulzworthy idea to share with /b/ a method that would be valuable in trapping some Chino bait into being their slaves.

Thanks to a huge error on his part and the powers that be, Anonymous found out the OP was a gentleman by the name of George William Keys. As the thread's post count shot up like a /b/tard's cock upon discovery of CP, George realized too late that he left one of his victim's email addresses completely unedited in one of the screenshots he posted. He decided that the only thing he could do was delete the thread, and to completely change his WeLiveInBejing profile in a feeble attempt to shake the Internet Hate Machine off his ass. Fortunately for him, Anon was 2 paces ahead and had already taken a shitload of screencaps and archived the thread. GG.

The Mystify Method

The Original Post

On 03/02/2009, George wrote:

find a chinese girl online and start a relationship - all the chinese girls using english online are searching for foreign boyfriends. there are many networking sites for chinese and foreigners to mingle, both parties usually claiming 'language exchange' as their motivation.
make her think you love her. get her address so you can send 'gifts'. be a romantic hero.
slowly introduce sex into the conversations - remember she is in denial, but wants it as much as you do. if you do it right, eventually she will take her clothes off on cam (even just a nipple flash will suffice, as many chinese girls are shy) - VERY IMPORTANT: don't forget to capture that shit.
google her details until you find all of her online profiles. chinks are addicted to the internet - there will be a surprising number of results if you lurk enough.
create a fake profile of some guy and start chatting with her. a charming handsome bastard but still in her league (preferably an americunt). start a second love affair with this fake profile. (guarantee she will be willing to cheat on you and tell the fake dude that she doesn't have a bf)
wait until enough evidence has been gathered then hit her with it, hard. - say this guy contacted you blah blah blah and she broke your heart etc.
threaten to send the nude pics to her parents. (if you know anything about chinese culture and chinese parents - wow!)
slave for life! / PROFIT!!

4,5,6 are optional. but they help in creating the psychological conditions to bend her to your will. creates a sense of guilt, shame, etc.

PIC RELATED. my latest victim. (her parents can't understand english, so adding chinese characters, and writing an explanatory letter of her online activities in chinese, shook her profoundly when i showed her what i intended to send.)

...to the delight of anons everywhere. Praise was given to OP for providing a fool proof method of getting slaves.

Of course there was the uprising of moralfags, and after getting easily trolled many times, almost gave up on the thread due to the nature of it's epic win. Some people even went on to say that this thread was the chemo.

Quotes

“	she has shown me a razor blade on several occasions (even before i threatened her with pictures) and often cries on cam for hours. she has her cam on all night now and lets me watch her sleep lol. it's like my own personal truman show. i see her whole life.	„
—George William Keys

“	ive done this before. i had my heart broken by my first chinese gf and i know their game now. using foreigners... trust me, they deserve it.	„
—George William Keys

“	this is one i played with recently. all her nudes are on my external, sorry. i actually have video of sex with her from last year when i went to beijing. her father has terminal cancer and i said it will be the last think he sees if she doesn't comply. i already posted nudes on /b/ a few months back for a laugh. she's not that bad really, a nice girl. just your average chinese whore thinking she's a real human because she can speak english. she is 22. my current victim is 19. im also chatting to a 17 year old. im teaching her english lol. she said im handsome.	„
—George William Keys

“	op here. im trying to make dinner and keep an eye on this thread. i hooked up my external to share this with you. it's the 22 year old i was on about, here in my cheap basement shag pad after a good 4 hours of viagra induced sweaty fucking. when im done with her i will send all pics to her family anyway lol.	„
—George William Keys

“	im george by the way. conversations get pretty funny with her broken english. this is when i was the love of her lofe. she wanted to be my baby mama. now she wants suicide. bawwww	„
—George William Keys

“	we really had so much fun together last summer. we were like a proper couple. she is one of the funniest smartest gf i ever had. but i caught her cheating on me with one of my fake profiles. i arranged a meeting between her and 'henry' at a subway station. she showed up and i was standing there with a mask and a video camera. SHIT WAS SO CASH. 15 minutes of footage of her stunned face. i got real close to video her whole body like a pervert as she stood there in the crowded street thinking 'WTF'. henry doesn't exist baby! bitch.	„
—George William Keys

“	fuck it. so many of my good screencaps give away too much personal info... here is a quick crop. i had to endure hours of this girl praising herself and playing dress-up with all her wardrobe (i have to admit, she has really good taste). here she is showing me ear rings. now i get to watch her inserting fingers and sobbing. lol. i think she is starting to enjoy it.	„
—George William Keys

“	eating dinner now. im always slow responding when my mouth is full of pie. the thing is, they ALL deserve it. you see, i dont start torturing them (i guess you could call it torture) until i have proof that they've been lying to me. in fact, im searching for a genuine gf! do you see the point of part 4,5,6 now? sorry about the poor quality of these pics. the video looks better than the stills. she is on the phone to her mother lol. her mother wouldn't stop ringing the whole session! btw, after i started my threats about showing her parents, i went to her house in person and introduced myself to her father as a 'concerned friend'. she didn't come home that night and her parents were worried sick. the truth is, she went out and got drunk and wouldn't come home or answer her phone because she wanted to kill herself after the choices i gave her. haha i even went into her home and had tea with her father. he gave me his personal number to call him if i hear any news on their daughter.	„
—George William Keys

“	her name is meng meng. i just sent her an email telling her of your deceit. you're not as clever as you think, george.	„
—Anonymous

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One Small Mistake

George made one little mistake, and that was showing MSN related proof. Any victim will tell you that not taking good care of the shooping process can make or break one's anonymous status. And with the simple slip of the name George, and the slave in question being called Meng, it was only a matter of time before the life ruiners got to work on Google.


	so have babby

His Name Was George William Keys

As great as the thread began, new heights have been reached with the victory of the dox. What will become of his life? Most likely V&:Britfag Edition.

His featured, and latest victim is a 19-year-old Chinese student by the name of Meng Li (李萌).

Check the links below for means of contact.

The TRUE story

So Anonymous linked George's "girlfriend" to this ED article where, in turn, she got angry. George shat himself and went to the article and quickly typed the following to prevent having to buy a dog.

THIS PORTION BROUGHT TO YOU BY GEORGE HIMSELF

"In the end it turned out that most of what George had said was trolling. Meng was actually he real girlfriend that he had gotten from one of the sites, and then went over to visit her and fuck her (she prolly took his virginity). Then one day, after he had went home, she got in a fight with her ex. He threatened to show pictures of her naked to her current boyfriend (George, he never actually received any naked pictures from her himself). Instead of agreeing to his terms or anything, she actually did a very un-slutty thing and went to George and confessed she had taken nude pictures for her ex because she loved him. George then went batshit insane butthurt and contacted her ex, asking him for the nudes, and then raged even more and broke up with her. 5 minutes later he got ronery and begged her to take him back. She did because she's a complete slut, and took him back, but he then decided to get revenge the day after by posting her nudes on /b/ and pretending she was his "slave". Btw he's a fucking faggot. And a fucking degenerate britfag."

/fail

George's Chinese Restaurant

How may we herp you? ^-^

His Chinese victim, Meng

Meng

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