Yiffstar
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Yiffstar is a haven for furries of all sorts, but mostly the talented writers of the furry world. It is run by Toumal, who wishes he was an orca. Yiffstar provides these writers a place where they can finally post their stories in which they insert themselves in and have sex with every one of their characters and then they fap to it. If they get bored, they make more characters and have themselves have sex with them and fap to it more. They can have sex with whatever they want, however they want. Srsly, anything goes.
Yiffstar is what you get when you combine DeviantART, LiveJournal, Fanfiction.net, and furries. It is a cauldron of untapped furry drama and fail.
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The Stories and the Art
85% of the stories written on Yiffstar will make your English teacher cry. The other 15% will make your English teacher vomit. There are nearly 20,000 yiff stories on the website and 15,000 drawings (and rising). Many of them depict Pokemon and Digimon pooping in each other's mouths or something and have sex acts in them that are not only unfathomably disgusting but also physically impossible which only furries are able to get off on.
These are some of the many fetishes and sexual acts you will find in the stories and art on Yiffstar. Chances are you don't know half of what these are. You don't fucking want to know what these are. Seriously. You can not unsee it. Making things worse, this list has most likely expanded drastically since this picture was last taken to include horrors we could not even imagine at the time of it's posting.
If reading things that would make Tara Gilesbie scream in terror at the poor grammar and acts depicted was not bad enough, you can also view these unspeakable things in picture form. Artists spend hours laboring over their $500 drawing tablets to create pictures of dragons in diapers taking a spunk bath, lovingly slapping them up on the site for their rabid fans. If anyone comments on the shoddy shading, lack of light source, poor anatomy, or any of at least 100 obvious flaws that any artist worth their salt would have not done, they simply cry "that's not a flaw, that's my style!!" and will BAWW to mods to B& you after deleting your posts, leaving in the flames their fans will invariably send your way for having said the art sucks.
Those who do not have obvious flaws in their artwork are trace-artists copying off one-another'S art. Only in furrydom is "stealing someone's pose" in almost exact copy not conisderd art theft, yet drawing a black wolf will cause 50 billion screaming furfags to scream YOU STOLE MY CHARACTER!!1!1!!!
YiffStar Chat
YiffChat has a wide variety of Fucking environments Rooms.
- Lobby/Lobby Gardens: Aspies and Emos whining about how nobody understand them.
- Black Moon Inn/The Cellar Nightclub: Seedy Meat Market full of desperate males
- Shell Beach/The forest/Xavier Stables/The Tundra: Bestiality-R-Us
- Twilight Den: "Romantic" Cabin fuckspace
- Lyon's Gym: Where all the Buff Guys Hang and bang
- The Playroom/Classroom 101: Babyfurs and Lolis
- The Dungeon: "a dungeon built for odd things", according to the site.
- Furopolis Mall: Dildos and Public Sex
- Aerial Plushie Dome: Plusophiles and Babyfurs
- Tirade Cafe: Not as much fun as it sounds, see "Lobby"
- The Docs Office: You don't want to know...
- Le'Fay Mausoleum: Necrofurs and Goths
- YC-1 Space Station: a Thinly-veiled Trekkie-Furry hybrid room.
- Moonside Drive-in: Drive-in Theater with a sex shop instead of popcorn stand
When people in there aren't yiffing or sucking Toumal's dick, they're chatting about the hardships of their lives and how unfair the world is to them. The chat rooms are usually buzzing with aspies, emo fucktards, and douchebags who think they're smarter than you because they went to college.
However like any social beehive the chat room can be disturbed if you carefully engineer drama. Accusing someone of homophobia or some other form of bigotry usually does the trick.
YiffStar Forums
The Yiffstar forums are a treasure trove of lulz which have sadly gone unnoticed due to other forces on the internet. Notorious furries such as Blackwingdragon retreat here to lick their wounds. However, there's no such thing as a calm furry forum, drama always must ensue, and it does. What is sad however is that there is no one present to take advantage of the drama. There's many a lulzcow but no one to milk them. :(
How to troll:
- Don't be argumentative with the fucktards; it will get you banned very quickly.
- Do not target individuals there; the mods are they of Hasty Banhammer. Instead, find their contact information on other sites (most give it freely and Publicly!) and troll them there under a different name.
- Pick a hotly-debated subject like Abortion, Bestiality, or Assburgers and make a thread about it. Wait 20 minutes. Instant drama!
- Greet newbies and mark down genders. Note which become "females" later. When they post in the "Females looking for..." forums, post that they are actually male with screenshots if possible. (Use sparingly- mods are cautious).
- Talk about anti-furry TV/articles with links, especially while new. Act like they are facts and say "you just wanted to see if it's true". Play dumb, not angry, or you'll get banned.
- Post screenshots with personal information in it (ex: I MONGLE DOGS! I wear Diapers and dress like a little girl when mom's not home!) in the box below. Crosspost links to the uploaded screenshots in places the sick fuck tends to frequent under another name, saying you found it here.
 The true meaning of the orientations on the Yiffstar Forums. |
 Kudos to Blackwingdragon for perpetrating this faggotry. |
 Luca Shoal, one of the mods. |
The Map
Things you can't unsee
| Some Examples of YiffStar Art | ||||||
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