Yoda
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Old meme from the Star Wars films Yoda is.
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[edit] Yoda's Species Controversy
Among hard core Star Wars fans, the question of what species Yoda belongs to is an important one. The general consensus is that Yoda is a "Whil" however this is wrong.
It is an actual fact that Yoda is a filthy fucking leprechaun.
[edit] Early Life
Yoda was born in Ireland and lived in a cave where his parents taught him the fine art of hoarding gold and granting gay wishes for emo kids who follow the rainbow.
When Yoda was a young boy, his home was raided and his family killed by warriors from not4chan. Yoda was taken and passed around because he was both childlike and furrylike. After this traumatic event, Yoda was pissed off and vowed to pwn the shit out of those fags one day.
[edit] The Jedi Order
Fueled by his righteous anger, Yoda sought out George Lucas. After performing a myriad of sex acts on Lucas, Yoda was introduced to Mace Windu who agreed to train Yoda to be a Jedi Master
After At least 100 years of training, Yoda completed his training and was finally ready to destroy teh not4chan.
[edit] Yoda's Fall
As Yoda was preparing to make his move against the fags, his life long quest was interupted by some serious drama caused by a whiny cutter from LJ with a sissy name. Yoda had to go deal with that shit and ended up getting defeated by one of the guys from Lemonparty.
Yoda went back to Ireland to hide, molest children, and drink the rest of his life away like a real Irishman is supposed to.
[edit] Death
After living in drunken exile for 20 years, Yoda finally died of colon failure in the arms of his boy toy, Luke.
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