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YouPorn is a Web 2.0 website which is the porno version of YouTube. Every video on it is copyrighted so all the porn companies get butthurt over lost moneys (although some argue that much of it is user-generated content.) YouPorn is the reason many once normal people are now sick fucks.
At any one time there are over 9000 internet losers fapping to some chick deep throating a donkey's penis on the website. It is the future in porn. Even though it's main rival EskimoTube actually has attractive people, and more content to fap to.
Recently, YouPorn decided they actually wanted to make money off of lonely virgins fapping to their low quality videos of ugly girls masturbating, so they decided to remove most of the videos from their site and offer a pay service to see their quality videos. Nobody seems to mind.
Ugly, Ugly People
Unlike Redtube, YouPorn uploaders like trolling the shit out of their millions of users by uploading waves after waves of ugly people having sex. Most of the videos are of your mom and sister; if you ever find yourself physically or morally resembling any guy in a YouPorn video, consider professional help.
See Also
External links
- EskimoTube
- PornoTube
- XTube
- The actual site
- The original shit site on which all of the above are based
