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youngconservative (a.k.a. George Michael Higgins, what a queer name) is a 13-year-old boy on the YouTubes who believes in traditional moral values, getting tough on suspected terrorists, and other shit nobody cares about. He has declared his intent to definitely/maybe/possibly join the military when he turns 18, as well has his plan to run for president when he turns 35. He faps frantically to pictures of Ann Coulter and wishes to bukkake on "her" Adam's apple in person before "she" takes him roughly from behind.

youngconservative, despite his unchallenged status as an internet tough guy has faced over 9000 challenges to his status as serious business from the various trolls of the internets. He usually resorts to the intellectual debating methods of calling the troll a scumbag over and over again and engaging in TL;DR off-topic rants about patriotism. When these brilliant tactics fail, youngconservative resorts to the tried and true method of banning fucking everyone and deleting fucking everything.

His greatest achievement was a video entitled "Start The War Drums!!!!!, which he lays out his well-thought-out plans to save America. He plans for America to sue China for trillions of dollars, invade Iran, and trash the shit out of North Korea which will lead to a successful democracy. This video takes more than six minutes because our proud leader must stop several times to admire how brilliant his plan is and wonder why no one's thought of it.

On April 9, 2008, George Michael (still a fancy boy name) noticed the epic amounts of lulz that were being had at his expense, and attempted to vandalize his page. He was immediately smacked with the banhammer for great justice but you can still help ED by vandalizing his userpage with ad hominem attacks.

youngconservative claims to like girls but, as you can see here, the evidence just doesn't pan out.

Contents 1 Quotes From Our Prophet 2 Gender Identity: FUCKING FABULOUS!!!! 3 Facts You'll Learn From youngconservative 4 Breaking News: 14 Year Old Thinks Obama is a Terrorist 4.1 The Resultant Shitstorm (the lady doth protest too much) 5 Ways to Troll youngconservative

[edit] Quotes From Our Prophet

WARNING: excessive levels of whiny drama ahead.

• "I'm not lying. Liberal swine, go burn a flag. I AM NOT LYING."

• "Good job campaigning for Al Queda"

• "Norbit is the greatest movie ever"

• "Did you by chance go to a LIBERAL law school?"

• "Why are you such an ass whole? Question your own faith not the faith of others. Go burn in hell, atheist. "

• "You know what? We NEED oil! Why not go to war just for oil? And hey why not invade Iraq for oil?"

• "What is wrong with you? Have you no pride nor love for your country? Ney this is not your country. This great nation: America belongs to Americans not you cowardly, liberal swine! My party freed the slaves, my party won the cold war, WE not you made this nation great. Go hug a tree."

[edit] Gender Identity: FUCKING FABULOUS!!!!

youngconservative makes a pretty solid pitch for the title of biggest faggot alive with this one. And this one pretty much puts him over the top. If you think this video means he's gay, that's because you watched it.

[edit] Facts You'll Learn From youngconservative

• Mitt Romney had the nomination all locked up on February 6, 2008 (note: he had been gang-raped from both sides the day before and conceded a few days later).
• John McCain is a scumbag, who wants to sell America's security, but vote for him.
• Barack Hussein Obama is a Muslim because I say so.
• Muslims aren't American
• Mexicans are evil and scheming.
• JEWS DID WTC
• Norbit is the best movie ever.

[edit] Breaking News: 14 Year Old Thinks Obama is a Terrorist

For srsly good reasons.

“	For all we know he could be Bur- *pause* for all we know he could be bin Laden himself	„
—The greatest young mind of our time

“	He's Hawaiian, Kenyan, and Muslim. I don't even count them as American do you?	„
—youngconservative being not racist

“	His father is *pause* very radical and it's been said that he sends money to umm radical Islamic groups	„
—youngconservative, speaking fluent Wikipedese

[edit] The Resultant Shitstorm (the lady doth protest too much)

“	I am not a racist!	„
—youngconservative, making his case

“	I'm not a racist, okay!	„
—youngconservative, restressing his case

“	I think racism ... is bad	„
—youngconservative, trying really hard to convince you

“	I'm against sla-slavery ... was bad, okay?	„
—youngconservative, trying to remember what century this is

“	The civil rights movement ... was just.	„
—youngconservative, showing how much he likes dem negroes

[edit] Ways to Troll youngconservative

• Ask about his Michael Jackson video and what that means about his sexual preference.
• Use any of the following phrases: Bill of Rights, due process, Geneva Convention, or innocent until proven guilty.
• Simply recap what he just fucking said in a way that notes how batshit insane he is.
• Reminding him americans helped create islamic terrorism in Afghanistan in the 80's.
• Ask where the comment you just posted is, and insist it was there.
• Cite sources and stay calm. Legend has it that will get you permabanned with extreme prejudice.
• Call him a stupid, Republican homo.
• Say happy holidays.
• ????
• PROFIT!!!!
• A cat is fine, too

Please note: any such action will result in youngconservative BALEETING FUCKING EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!111oneoneone11! so it is best to get a screencap.