Your Mom
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The best response to any question ever.
- Uncle Bob: "Hey bro."
- Jimbro: "Yo."
- Uncle Bob: "What are you doing?"
- Jimbro: "Your mom."
Popular on insub.
- Jackolantern: Hey man.
- Sean Combs: I hope yo' momma dies!
- Jackolantern: She did die... because of your AIDS!
...yer dad is next.
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[edit] Your mom and the Internets:
Your mom is widely used as the end-all-be-all of arguments on the Internets. Those victimized by it automatically lose whatever argument they were engaged in at the time, because they can't think of a more lulz-worthy comment. This is called the Law of Your Mom. Arguing or failing to accept the Law of Your Mom will result in your dick being shoved into a malfunctioning blender. This is called the "Arguing 'your mom' will get your dick shoved into a malfunctioning blender clause", which was instated at least 100 years ago. This often leads to the unwitting destruction of the perpetrator of your mom, as it is a very dangerous weapon indeed. Its power is so great, none can contain it. Sarcasm aside, "your mom" is an unfunny and unoriginal insult mainly used by 13 year old hentai fanboys who are being bullied by more lulz-worthy beings.
[edit] Your mom and history:
The phrase 'Your mom' originally started out as 'Yo momma' and was used solely by the African American community. The 'momma' referred to by the niggers is overweight to the extreme and cursed with a crippling ugliness and an addiction to crack- sprinkled Crisco, as opposed to the 'mom' that is referred to these days, who is a MILF, slutty, and very, very easy.
[edit] What is your mom?
Your mom is definitely a drunk. You came out George Bush.
You mom rotates at over 9000 RPM and thats even before VTEC kicks in, yo!
Your mom, according to psychiatric experts everywhere, is the most sexually active person on the planet. The chief defining characteristics of your mom include:
- hot (MILF)
- promiscuous
- obsessive over cock
- obsessive over MY cock
- Is your sister
- obsessive over my, my best friends, and my best friends dogs cock
- obsessive over horse cock, and my best friends horse cock
- fat
- ugly
- Is your Dad
- a fat ugly hooker
- a fat ugly cock sucking hooker
- a fat ugly cock sucking donkey fucking hooker
- Ignores you because of cock
- The 4 things up top, minus the #1 of all because that completely contradicts every one of these.
- wears a hirsute
- a bad case of the VD
- produces Anti-lulz and should be killed
- pwned by me
- tied to a bed having sex with badgers
- A parental bitch
- A Christian rock group
- A possible alternative fuel source
- Has Super AIDS
- A man
- Your momma sucks dwarf cock
- Your face
- Your mama's on crack rock!Your mama's on crack rock!
Your mama's mating dance
[edit] She died
Of corse there are many ways to pwn somebody with a final your mum insult to rule them all in a your mum flame war. One of the many ways that is becoming popular amongst youth is the final " your mum is so fat/ugly/dumb....she died" it certainly settles things if you think about it logically, and causes many lulz amongst witnesses. If the victims mother happens to be dead it causes double lulz and mega pwnage. For example: "your mum's so fat. SHE DIED!!!" mega pwnage
[edit] Some moms
 Your mom and me at our weekly get together. |
 Your mom says hi! |
 Your mom looking for her keys. |
 Germans do not have mothers (mutter, in German), as they are all created in laboratories. |
 Even Pokemon are in on her! |
 Blargh's mom |
 YES! When you leave the room, your mates are taking pictures of mom's feet for fap material. |
 Your mother on a good day. |
[edit] Fuck your mom
[edit] Your mom jokes
- Your mom is so fat, I rolled over twice and I was still on top of her.
- Your mom is so fat, you need a Thomas Guide to find her asshole.
- Your mom is so fat, when she falls out of bed she falls on both sides.
- Your mom is so fat, when she wears a yellow coat she looks like a school bus.
- Your mom is so fat, she has her own zip code.
- Your mom is so fat, she lives in two time zones.
- Your mom is so fat, she plays hopscotch like this: California, Nevada, Arizona…
- Your mom is so fat, when her beeper goes off people think she’s backing up.
- Your mom is so fat, when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
- Your mom is so fat, when she goes to the beach, people yell out, "Whale Sighting!"
- Your mom is so fat, we get a drought every time she takes a shower.
- Your mom is so fat, she uses hula hoops to hold up her socks.
- Your mom is so fat, every time she walks her butt claps.
- Your mom is so fat, it takes a train to get on her good side.
- Your mom is so fat, she’s on both sides of the family.
- Your mom is so fat, she bungee jumps and goes straight to hell.
- Your mom is so fat, she jumps up in the air and gets stuck.
- Your mom is so fat, she uses the Freeway as a Slip ’n’ Slide.
- Your mom is so fat, when she wears white, she looks like the Michelin man.
- Your mom is so fat, when she wears red, she looks like the Kool-Aid man.
- Your mom is so fat, when she wears an "X" helicopters land on her.
- Your mom is so fat, she’s still waiting for someone to fill the Grand Canyon so she can take a bath.
- Your mom is so fat, when she jumps she end up in Australia.
- Your mom is so big, she thinks that Niagara Falls is a drinking fountain.
- Your mom is so big, she uses the Statue of Liberty as a tooth pick.
- Your mom is so big, she has to use a satellite dish as a cereal bowl.
- Your mom is so stupid, it takes her an HOUR to make MINUTE Rice.
- Your mom is so stupid, she got locked up in a bathroom and pissed in her pants.
- Your mom is so stupid, she tried to steal free samples.
- Your mom is so stupid, she returned a doughnut because it had a hole in it.
- Your mom is so stupid, she has no feet and complains her shoes are too tight.
- Your mom is so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
- Your mom is so stupid, she set the VCR for 2 hours to record 60 minutes.
- Your mom is so stupid, she asked me "What does Yield mean?" and I said, "Slow down." And she said, slowly,
"W H A T D O E S Y I E L D M E A N ?"
- Your mom is so stupid she froze to death in a furnace
- Your mom is so stupid she burned to death in a freezer
- Your mom is so old she farts dust.
- Your mom is so old the milk in her tits is expired.
- Your mom is so old, Moses is in her yearbook.
- Your mom is so old, she owes Jesus a quarter.
- Your mom is like a fire hydrant, on every corner.
- Your mom is like a shotgun, two cocks: she blows.
- Your mom is like a screwdriver, everyone gets a turn.
- Your mom is like a doorknob, everyone gets a Turn.
- Your mom is like a bowling ball, she's fingered, thrown in the gutter, and keeps coming back for more.
- Your mom is like a hardware store, 5 cents a bolt, 10 cents a screw.
- Your mom is like a gas station, pump first then pay.
- Your mom is like Burger King , "Your way right away."
- Your mom is like IBM, "Solutions for a small planet."
- Your mom is like Timex , "Takes a lickin’ and keeps on tickin’ "
- Your mom is like the Eagles Theater, 75 cents on Thursdays.
- Your mom is like 7-Eleven, open 24 hours.
- Your mom is like McDonald's, "Serving Millions."
- Your mom is like Pringles, "Once you pop, you can’t stop."
- Your mom is like Taco Bell, "59, 69, 79"
- Your mom is like Domino's, "Hot, Wild, Now."
- Your mom is like a rail road, laid all over the country.
- Your mom is like an SUV, big, black, and full of Mexicans.
- Your mom is like the Energizer Bunny, keeps going and going and going…
- Your mom is so stingy, she got a job at the 99 cent store just so she can get a 50% discount.
- Your mom’s teeth are so brown, she spits Yoo-hoo.
- Your mom is so fat, when she was a kid she could only play seek.
- Your mom is so old she got a kickstand.
- Your mom's house is so small, she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
- Your mom's so old she only has two teeth, and they're both in her pocket!
- Your mom's so stupid, she thought a paramedic was two doctors.
- Your mom's old, she has an autographed version of the Bible.
- Your mom's so fat it took five UFOs to abduct her.
- Your mom is so fat she has to wear Levi’s 1002s.
- Your mom is so fat, when she dances the band skips.
- Your mom's so old, when she was born the Dead Sea was just getting sick.
- Your mom's so stupid, she tried to change the channel on a TV dinner.
- Your mom's so old, she reminisces when she reads the bible.
- Your mom is so fat, elephants throw peanuts at her.
- Your mom's so ugly, when she's on the beach the tide won't come in!
- Your mom's so ugly, even the shippers won't touch her!
- Your mom's so ugly, she tried to enter an ugly contest and they said "Sorry, no professionals"
- Your mom's so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
- Your mom's so fat, when she goes to the zoo, the elephants feed her.
- Your mom's so fat, she gets a hang over just from sitting in a bar stool.
- Your mom's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
- I went to your house, kicked the door, and your mom came out barking.
- Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
- Yo momma so fat we're in her right now
- Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise
- Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
- Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
- Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
- Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
- Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
- Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
- Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
- Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
- Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
- Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
- Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
- Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!
- Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
- Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitches good side!
- Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
- Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
- Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
- Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
- Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
- Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!
- Yo momma so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
- Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
- Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!
- Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
- Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
- Yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked car!
- Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
- Yo momma so fat they use her underwear elastic for bungee jumping!
- Yo momma so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
- Yo momma so fat when she back up she beeps.
- Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
- Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
- Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
- Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
- Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
- Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
- Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
- Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
- Yo momma so fat she sets off car alarms when she runs.
- Yo momma so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
- Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!
- Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
- Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
- Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
- Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
- Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!
- Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
- Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship
- Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!!!
- Yo momma so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get the fuck off!!!
- Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development
- Yo momma so fat She thought gravy was a beverage
- Yo momma so fat I took her to dinner and the waitress took her order in shorthand
- Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
- Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN!"
- Yo momma so fat we're in her right now
- Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise
- Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
- Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
- Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
- Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
- Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
- Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
- Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
- Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
- Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
- Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
- Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
- Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
- Yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked car!
- Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
- Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
- Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
- Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"
- Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
- Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
- Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
- Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
- Yo momma so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please
- Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!
- Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
- Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
- Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
- Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
- Yo momma so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
- Yo momma so fat when she back up she beep.
- Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
- Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
- Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
- Yo momma so fat she influences the tides.
- Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
- Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
- Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
- Yo momma so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
- Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!
- Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
- Yo momma so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
- Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
- Yo momma so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
- Yo momma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
- Yo momma so fat shes on both sides of the family
- Yo momma so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass
- Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
- Yo mama is so fat, she broke her arm and gravy poured out
- Yo mama is so fat, she has her own area code
- Yo mama is so fat, she has to take off her pants to go into her pockets
- Yo mama is so fat, she jumped for joy and got stuck
- Yo mama is so fat, she don't cast a shadow
- Yo mama is so fat, she uses a VCR for a beeper
- Yo mama is so fat, she ordered a double room for a singles weekend
- Yo mama is so fat, she irons her clothes in the driveway
- Yo mama is so fat, she got a run in her blue jeans
- Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to a resturant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate
- Yo mama is so fat, they have to grease the tub to get her out
- Yo mama is so fat, she had her ears pierced by harpoon
- Yo mama is so fat, she can bump people while sitting down
- Yo mama is so fat, it takes two trains and a bus to get on her good side
- Yo mama is so fat, she stepped on a dollar and got change
- Yo mama is so fat, she got hit by a car and the car sued for body damages
- Yo mama is so fat, her blood type is Ragu
- Yo mama is so fat, when she dances the band skips
- Yo mama is so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion
- Yo mama is so fat that she like the Bermuda Triangle-when kids run around her they get lost
- Yo mama is so fat, she got her baby pictures taken by satelite
- Yo mama is so fat, she went to the salad bar and pulled up a chair
- Yo mama is so fat, when she took her dress to the cleaner they said,"Sorry, but we don't do curtains."
- Yo mama is so fat, whenever she turns around they throw a welcome-back party
- Yo mama is so fat, that I really dont need to make a joke its sells it self
[edit] See Also
[edit] External Links
- http://www.yourmom.org/ Non-shocking shock site starring Your Mom.
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