Youtube Poop
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Youtube Poop is a term used to describe YouTube videos that consist of clips from various TV shows mashed together in a chaotic mess. The first YouTube poop was "I'D SAY HE'S HOT ON OUR TAIL" by SuperYoshi. All makers of Youtube Poop want to fuck Luigi, or Mama Luigi, or whatever. The second most commonly used clips are from the CD-I games, mainly the intro to Hotel Mario and the Zelda CD-I nah, disregard that. That's considered AIDS and fail. Mama Luigi just hopes they made lotsa spaghetti for dinner. He is not hungry enough to eat an Octorok. In a shocking twist, some people who make these videos scarcely use these clips, opting for either their own memes or something more "original". Regardless, most YouTube Poops are surprisingly popular, enough so to have spawned a site. According to that site., many good memes are considered old and forced, which is not true. There are over 9,000 poops on YouTube. Most are made by 14 year old boys with no friends, and the rest are made by college students that can't get laid, hence the sickening amounts of jokes involving the word "come" used as "cum".
[edit] AKA Cult Niggers
In 1999, Cartoon Network UK predated the YouTube poop faggotry with "Cult Toons", a remix series that aired on the late night block AKA Cartoon Network. This cut up classic cartoons and used memes derived from Blaxploitation movies and other lame-ass shows to really add little new or relevant to the series being used for the memes. So succesful was this that CN canceled it and replaced it with endless reruns of Space Ghost and failed pilot shorts from Seth Mcfarlane.
[edit] How to make a successful Youtube Poop
1. Download the CDI Zelda video clips, Hotel Mario clips, Volvic Water commercials, (with George the Volcano) any videos you find funny and the episodes from Sonic the Hedgehog or the Super Mario World (Mama Luigi is NOT suggested) cartoons. Or any other stuff you're sure will get lulz.
All of these clips you download resemble the deity of lulz for YouTube poops. And use Shoop da whoop Don't bother using Shoop da Whoop as many newfags of 4chan and YouTube Poop abuse it in their shitty poops and people are starting to believe that one "pooper" actually made the meme instead of crediting anonymous. To go outside of the lulz and use anime/shit will summon the deity of anti-lulz, which is something no one wants to do.
2. Import clips into a movie editing program and repeat each segment about 100 times. (Extra points if you add in original material) Most use Windows Media Maker which crashes every five seconds. Buy a better one, or simply torrent it like any sane person does.
3. Post on Youtube with random description, tags, and title.
BE SURE TO USE CAPITAL LETTERS FOR THIS PART BECAUSE CAPITAL LETTERS MAKE EVERYTHING FUNNY, SEE? SEE HOW FUNNY THIS SENTENCE IS?
Also, it tends to piss people off make people happy when you title the poop something like "Halo 3 Glitches" or "Best of Family Guy" or something similar.
4. ???
5. PROFIT!!!!
[edit] Notable Youtube Poopers
These are few of many poopers, all of them are Satanic cunt faces.
[edit] 1upClock
A cock-sucking motherfucker who makes this shit, sometimes he makes the volume get loud as fuck to piss people off.
[edit] AntiEthan (EATAN, TofuAnti)
Wait, who the hell is this cunt-face? What the hell?
[edit] ApolloBoy
Has a Bill O'Reilly fetish. Would suck his dick if he got the chance.
O'Reilly's thoughts about the Mushroom Kingdom
[edit] BigMarioandTailsFan
This motherfucker loves doopliss, and masturbates to tubgirl and/or Mario every hour on the hour.
Robotnik laughs about legal issues
===Calculate900===
Sticks his dick in calculators then makes them divide by zero to feel the error pulse in his cock.
He divided by zero a little too often and has imploded into the deep vaccum of space where he is now being pounded in the ass by Lord Xenu.
[edit] Cynical Sir (Synister Sir)
Another one of the emo whiners who begs for attention. He claims to use iMovie and says it crashes so much so he closes his account every other fucking day
[edit] conradslater
This mega douche bag created the site these fuckers all go to. However, he hasn't been seen recently, as due to the recent e-drama on the website, he has been in hiding since. He also makes some fucked up short films at his film school in Europe, but who the fuck cares?
[edit] Deepercutt
One of the worst poopers, he is a whiny emo 13 year old boy who faps to Shitting Dick Nipples. Also one of the largest contributors to the anti-lulz situation in Jewtube.
Quite possibly the best the cunt can do...
Fail video is fail.
Update: Last Thursday Deppercutt has been reported with over 9000 subscribers. proof that Jewtube is all just a communist hugbox. Most noted for his popularity among the basement dwellers, Deppercutt was under way to much pressure and went into a spiraling depression. He said it because of Jewtube's glitches. But it is common knowledge that a glitch itself cannot glitch. Also because he was too butthurt over people saying he had too many subscribers and he lost his touch.
His fans are always comparing him to Walrusguy, and KroboProductions, spawning flaming and even more faggotry in Deepercutt's videos.
Be warned of dangerous quantities of anti-lulz and AIDS!
"Deepercutt approves of this article"
[edit] Drpimpwii
One of the few poopers that use Satanstudio. On some of his newer video you will notice the disturbing watermark thats say "I will eat your Babies". This shit head eats his own fecal matter.
Zelda: What the fu** is that sh**
[edit] GameCubeHero
Usually sarcastic about most topics, GameCubeHero is what you get if you were to take a /v/ 4Chan user and smash him on the head a few times before giving him a video editor. As such he regularly posts 4Chan MEMEs on the YCP forums much like a newfag would, (although he has seemed to mellow out about it) His tools of choice are, well anything he can get his hands on. Some say that if you stare long enough into one of his videos you go blind.
[edit] Idiotska
One of the few poopers to put musicians in their poops, Idiotska is a firing dildo from outerspace that wants all the hate from the fanboys and fangirls when he does this. He uses the stuff people hate. Such as ear rape, anime, and Nirvana.
A Youtube Poop starring maggots
[edit] igiulamam
Most known for his YouTube Poop Music Videos, all of them catchy enough that the only way to get them out of your head is to break your eardrums.
Robotnik gets in touch with his inner wigger - On a related note, expect the Team Fortress 2 server used by 4chan's /v/ to have this song played constantly.
[edit] Kajetokun
According to popular belief, he started YouTube Poop with OVER 9000!!, although time and time again, it's been proven he didn't start it. Although he loosely associates with poopers, it is very arguable that he is not a pooper. Poops are difficult to define since people have been making these kinds of videos long before "I'D SAY HE'S HOT ON OUR TAIL" was made. Kajetokun has never called himself a pooper or called any of his videos poop. Until he calls one of his videos poop, calls himself a pooper, or more closely associates with YouTube poop, his status is not certain. He also likes to take pictures of himself stretching out his anus to incredible sizes.
In addition to bringing the "Over 9000" meme into the mainstream of the Intarwebs, he also brought it "Gutsman's Ass", in which the firm, well-toned posterior of Gutsman appears in random places, followed by "DA-NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA", followed by a still of Megaman trying to look like a badass. But unlike Over 9000, which continues to be used to this day, the popularity of Gutsman's Ass has since faded, as all forced memes should.
Goku does Vegeta and then all hell breaks loose.
[edit] KingNecroPope
Fucking cunt. He also makes this shit.
The original Ninja Info Cards video.
[edit] KroboProductions
A nigga with no breffmints.
[edit] Misselaineous10
She has a Vagina. :O Daisy and Peach are going insane
[edit] MrDrunkenFox
A fucking power-hungry furry who, for some reason was appointed mod. If you so much as say "I don't care for furries" he will fucking get right on you and attempt to get you banned, he must be stopped.
Hitler has some bowel problems
[edit] mrSimonAlt (also ElectrictheCheese)
The most popular and sick of these cunts. He is all powerful and faps to pictures of himself. His over-inflated ego could fill the Pacific ocean.
[edit] MTB710 (Temeku)
OH LOOKE HERE I ADDED MYSELF LOLO
[edit] Nintendomax (FroggoFan64)
Cartoonophile that uses Hanna-Barbera and Kids WB shit. Possible pedophile...?
[edit] Peskeyplumber
A sick cunt nigger asshole bitch cocksucking dick who fucks his dogs. Is also a pedophile.
[edit] RetroJape
One of the fathers of YouTube Poop. His work encouraged many to join in the YouTube Poop meme. He is also the pooper that started Mama Luigi, the main mascot of YouTube Poop.
Mama Luigi And The Rapers of the Lost Koopa
[edit] RiotingSoul
This handsome troglodyte created the very very not well known Bison fads: YES!, THIS IS DELICIOUS!, Welcome my Trio of Terror!, and DONK YESH!. He uploads his poop under the username "Youpooper", which he shares with gay lover Sonichuman. He is one of the first poopers to incorporate Street Fighter and YTMND material.
Bison running down hall for 5 minutes
[edit] seconteen13
Makes poop featuring Histeria, Yin Yang Yo! and Robot Jones... Oh and also from time to time the Berries and Cream guy... One of the first of her kind.
Mario LUVS his berries n cream...
[edit] ShreddaX
One of the first to make Ed,Edd n' Eddy and Street fighter poops.This faggot is what inspired a large number of 13 year old boys too flood YouTube with their own shitty EEnE poops. BACON SHOP BACON SHOP BACON SHOP BACON SHOP.
[edit] SpAmStIkA
SpAmStIkA is just YouTube pooper CheezNapkin, reincarnated. His original account was deleted back in February but someone he knew decided to give him his account. For some stupid reason YouTube didn't let him change his screen name, so now he is forever doomed with the name "SpAmStIkA". His poops mainly consist of anything he could find, including episodes of South Park and Beavis and Butthead, old commercials from like 20 years ago, and Bill O'Reilly. His first YouTube poop was made at least 100 years ago
NATURAL GAS, IT GIVES YOU SOME IDEAS
[edit] StegBlob
Best known for his Robotnik poops, as well as his erotic relationship with haggis, as well as Coming Soon on Sesame Street, Ideh, and Diploma Dope. His alt account is KingStegBlob, which he uses to upload episodes of AoStH, episodes of the Super Mario and Captain N cartoons, and Sonic Sez segments. He is the owner of the Moon, which he enjoys shoving in his anus. (He has a contract to prove it. Unfortunately, due to a Time paradox, it expired 1239 days ago. Boo-hoo.)
[edit] SuperYoshi
He is thou whom openeth Pandora's anus and first scateth upon Youtubius.
First YouTube Poop EVAH created
First YouTube Poop submitted to Youtube
[edit] Tabull89
Until his most recent video, Tabull89 uses mostly CD-i, but is still able to come up with something original in every video. He is also the first person to use the frame of the king when he says “for” as a means of a frightened look. His most recent video did not use a trace of CD-i but instead used the TV series Lost in your Mother.
[edit] TheMystero87
Creates a broad range of unfunny and boring YTP. He has made 28 YTPs to date. Does stuff nobody else does.
Apparent first poop of one of the thousands of new shit-tastic CN shows.
[edit] toadomos
His sister has a vagina. :O Their most popular poop
[edit] WarlusGuy
An extremely lackluster pooper with no idea what he is doing. Retarded users watch his videos.
Mama Luigi Misinterprets the Koran
[edit] Youpooper
^^See RiotingSoul^^
[edit] Where Do I Find this Poop?
OR LOOK INSIDE YOUR OWN ASSHOLE FOR POOP.
[edit] Frequent Sources of YouTube Poop clips/sounds
- Super Mario World
- Zelda CD-I
- Hotel Mario
- The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog
- Dr. Rabbit
- Volvic Water commercials
- 300
- Some Street Fighter cartoon from the 90's
- Animu in general
[edit] YouTube Poop Fads
[edit] Ear Rape
Usually involves using a simple WMM trick to crank the volume up to such an extent while encouraging the viewer to do the same with their speakers (this can be achieved by gradually lowering the volume of the poop while the viewer naturally reacts by raising the volume, and then set the volume back to max during editing to unleash the ear rape). The result is either their ears get fucking raped and/or blood spatters everywhere. From their ear.
[edit] While I Play Unfitting Music
This kind of YouTube Poop involves playing primarily just one, or two clips over and over again with or without the original audio in it while playing an unfitting song that doesn't relate to the actions being portrayed within the video. It was an instant hit, but was soon raped to death by 13 year old boys who wanted to be noticed on YouTube.
The first, and most e-famous of these is Luigi Winds A Toy While I Play Unfitting Music.
The only almost not gay "Unfitting music" poop BALEETED
[edit] THIS VIDEO WILL BE FLAGGED
The latest trend of YouTube Poop is probably the most fail yet. These kind of videos essentially have clips from typical Poop segments edited to say words that the No Cussing Club would not approve of, over and over again. The fact that YouTube hasn't taken efforts to delete these videos, and that they even became popular, proves once and for all that September will last forever.
Click here to waste two minutes of your life
[edit] COLOR BARS
Self-explanatory.
[edit] Dr. Rabbit Drama
Dr. Rabbit is a pedophile dentist dressed in a purple fur suit who kidnaps kids in his balloon. At least that's what every YouTube Poop ever made about him makes it out to be. He also says a lot of things which can be edited to sound like "I brush my ass with semen" or the classic "CUM!" so naturally, it was a hit with YouTube Poop. However, unlike the other companies YouTube Poopers rip-off from, the company that owns Dr. Rabbit (Colgate) decided it was time to take action, holding the YouTube staff at gun-point until every video tagged with "Dr. Rabbit" was purged. This caused an uproar within the YouTube poop community and dozens of retarded video letters begging YouTube to stand up for free speech and let all the kids have their fun by letting them continue slandering a mascot they don't hold the rights to soon followed. Needless to say, it didn't do a damn thing. However, when you actually see the Dr. Rabbit video (Dr. Rabbit's World Tour), you can see why Colgate decided to lead a holocaust against it, because it's an embarrassment on Colgay's part and anyone would have done the same should they have to be held accountable for such a piece of shit. First of all, it has voice acting even worse than anything 4kids has done. Second, it takes Chinese, Mexican, and Black kids and puts them all in one boat. Now, all that remains of the Dr. Rabbit fad are a few half-assed YouTube poops here and there going under tags like "purple surgeon" or "anthropomorphic dentist," trying to avoid deletion. Of course, it's only a matter of time before JewTube picks up on this and deletes those videos as well.
[edit] See also
- AMV
- LINK MAH BOIIIII
- Mario
- Over 9000
- Sonic the Hedgehog
- YouTube
- Mama luigi IRL http://www.mamaluigi.co.uk/
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[edit] CONCLUSION
Will be finished later...
