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Youtube War Expert

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

This how a Youtube War Expert thinks he looks like.

Is it a real soldier? Is it an educated expert? NO! It's the YouTube War Expert. A YWE is a fat retard with no friends etc... who plays Counter-Strike all day long and thinks he is a qualified marksman. YWEs watch "realistic war" videos (The beach landing from Saving Pvt. Ryan.) and make comments how the Sherman tank was OVER 9000 times better than the Nazi Tiger. In reality both tanks sucked but the Tiger was better because it ran on oil made from jews. Videos from World in Conflict are popular battlefields too, spawning 500 character long comments about how the T72 would have raped the Abrams. When two YWEs meet, some lulz is quick to spawn (with a little help from 3rd parties).

1 FORWARD COMRADES, NOT ONE STEPS BACK!
2 Historic quotes of the great leaders
3 Examples of the comment war spawners
4 A short incident
5 See also

[edit] FORWARD COMRADES, NOT ONE STEPS BACK!

This is the real deal. Fit for service indeed. A whole battalion could eat for weeks.

Because all Youtube War Experts are 13 year olds with no friends, they are quite easy to troll. Here is how you do it:

Type "T72" in Search
Find a "expert" looking comment.
Reply saying "LOL ABRAMS PWNS T72. T72 SUCKS MAH DICK LOL RUSSIA SUCKS!!11"
?????
PROFIT

[edit] Historic quotes of the great leaders

“	ya, the m16 is more accurate, but that guy didnt adjust for distance, beings that the 7.62 is slower, it drops faster than the 5.56, meaning it needs distance compensation, like rasing the sites. he didnt even have it on the right firing angle for the rear sight. and its funny when he says "primitive" basicly ALL the american pistols and rifles have the same iron sight configuration, minus the height adjuster. i own an Ak47, and an Rpk 47, and i can hit things fine with both	„
—ComradeFenriz, clearly an owner and expert on both guns.

“	BETTER IS THE G36C.	„
—g36c1, who happens to be an expert on this subject

“	I prefer G36E, the long assault version, but yes, HK rifles are excellent. Also Steyr Aug....	„
—Traianus1981, sharing the same opinion with the previous professional

[edit] Examples of the comment war spawners

Video about the T72 = "Expert" magnet

Hell March makes everything funny.

Many comrades have fallen in this comment battle.

[edit] A short incident

1.: While lurking around YouTube I stumble upon a video about Black Hawk Down the movie (the best way to pay respect to veterans is to make a movie about them so they can live through the horros once again).
2.: I happen to scroll down and find this comment:

“	yea great movie and to that russian douche shut the fuck up, have u ever seen combat??? you probably dont have a fuckin idea so shut the fuck up. i have room to talk i HAVE seen COMBAT mother fucker. I know what its like to take a life do you??? didnt think so.and the navy has 350,000 people and im one of them.	„
—GM3Leatherman01 <- sounds like a pedo name.

It also has a reply by someone called DaltonP10:

“	im ranger i agree!	„
—DaltonP10

3.: For some quick trolling I reply to the first with "You haven't seen combat." and to the second "You are not a ranger"
4.: Oh glory I get replied by DaltonP10:

“	operaton iraqey freedam i came out a c-17 cargo plane for a ranger op. jump yes im 365 combat bridage bitch	„
—DaltonP10 (see the second picture)

5.: I reply to him stating that what he said was absolute bullshit and he spelled it wrong.
6.: I get a private message confession titled "got me".