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Youtube furry war

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THEY GOT TIRED OF PLAYING SOLO

This article is crap. You can help by completely re-writing it.

agreed

Even furries like trolls.

1 Overview
2 Quotes
3 The End of Cyroslave
4 Hackers on steroids
5 LINK TO THE FURFAGS YOUTUBES
6 Replies
7 gh0stly0nyx - lulzcow get?
8 Call To Arms
9 prophetofreality
10 Lulz in hell Trollfags
11 CanisLupusSapien/WrathofCanis
12 Serfox1
13 Kurrel The Raven

[edit] Overview

As of July 18, 2007, the furries of youtube have declared war on all internet trolls who tell them to 'Yiff in hell furfag' thus starting the YOUTUBE FURRY WAR OF 2007. Earlier attacks on youtube furfags were largely done by such users as phwsomething1

(http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=phwsomething1). Such attacks were on the video "Call to Arms" by blondefoxy (http://www.youtube.com/user/blondefoxy) and "Ultimatum Deceleration" by Sokitwopaw. With the help of the legion of anonymous both videos were removed by their users. In Suki's case he removed his whole youtube.

[removed]

In response, the Fried Chicken Trolling Crew ~~posted this video~~ Baleeted:

The second response

Another response

And then, not to be outdone, Flameviper submitted a classic trollfest.(baleeted.)

Phwsomething1 owns Sokitwopaw with a direct attack full of win.

A proud furry enjoying music about his short dick.

ToriBelliachi, who everyone's been ignoring, makes epic video letting people troll him.

Before admitting that humanity is too cruel for him to save.

A retaliation to his faggotry

Anonymous celebrates their victory.

[edit] Quotes

“	What a silly place that is.	„
—ToriBelliachi, on Encyclopedia Dramatica

“	Oh how silly and stupid that article is!	„
—ToriBelliachi, on this article

“	If you think thats bad, then I'll tell you worse. In Vietnam, if a fur hater yells "Yiff in hell!" that person will be arrested and have his fingers cut off depending on how many times he cursed.	„
—ChuongChoSoi, lying, On YOUJUSTGOTOWNED07's userpage

“	Someone posted my quote on an ED article. Looks like I reduced the number of fur haters. Just scroll down and you will see my quote. Tell me what you think about it (only if you want).	„
—ChuongChoSoi, On a bulletin he posted. Little does he know that we are all laughing at him

“	I did not hack the article on the YouTube furrry war! I just went on with my ED account, and I clicked edit, then I saw all these HTML codes so I decided to delete the codes and BOOM! I killed the article of the YouTube furry war! And yes furries are winning and nothing will stop us!	„
—ChuongChoSoi, On a bulletin he posted

“	I want to make a video about a fictional event called the American Civil War II. In that event its about many social groups will be hating each other but the video I may make will show haters against furries like us. In that video, that video will contain intense violence (such as explosions) but I'll try to minimize blood in the video as well as avoiding to draw someone getting hurt (IDK if I can). Also the link above is the song I may use in this video. The video will be labeled War Version. My concern is that would this type of video go against YouTube rules because I want to show the world that hate is bad. Anyways here are the warning contents for this type of video.	„
—ChuongChoSoi, youtube bulletin

“	You know what is really up with furry hater? I will break it down for you all. The true reason why furry haters hate on us furries, is because they once was a furry and when their friends and family found out they were furries they all disowned them and so began the seeds of hate. You see that mixed with abuse ranging from sexual abuse, to physical abuse, and mental abuse you all can see this leaves a twisted and demented shell of a person that needs to be removed from society. So now you understand what makes a hater of any kind, not just furry hates but they are a big part of it.	„
—youjustgotowned07, YouTube Bulletin. He'd be good on the Fox News network.

So...explosions = INTENSE FUCKING VIOLENCE

“	IF FURRIES ARE CANCER THAT MEANS WE'RE SPREADING LIKE CRAZY AND INFECTING OTHERS TO BECOME US!!! HOOORAAAAYY FOR FURRRIES, THE GLOBAL CANCER OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! X3	„
—Clydefox9, On ChuongChoSoi's userpage

Furfags acknowledge they are a cancer. Furfags also acknowledge failure of basic biology in their faggatious assumption that a cancer can spread to other people.

“	hm, yes, I'm 16, I'm gay, and I'm a furfag... I told the truth... Because thas me, lol. who are you to talk? you won't even show your face. And like I told one asshole before, uh, why are you even concerning yourself with OUR lives? I mean, it's not like I have sex with your dog you moron.	„
—Ritsukakun16, In response to What you can do to stop being furry

“	Wait wait wait... Its not like you have sex with my dog? So, your saying your having sex with your dog?	„
—Phwsomething1, In response to Ritsukakun16

“	hmmm... well now, it is true that 30 men in fursuits cant reproduce, but 1 female in a fursuit with 30 men can!!! muwahaha xD gonna make little furrie babies to take over your world troll :-P and if I'm lucky I'll have boys and they'll all be gay furries... just to piss you off <3	„
—Klawtika, Epic fail

“	You're blocked! You don't even care what you say to me or what you say about my vids, so get a life, asshole! You fucking hurt my feelings!	„
—ZJ1986 understands the meaning of butthurt

Challengers!

“	ROFLMAO plushie power you nazi! woot heil hitler, SIEG HEIL	„
—timonsuricata, your all nazis

“	oh, just because enslavedbydragons and I are trolling you, that doesn't make us trolls. You're the troll, we are just trolling you back because that's the only way to deal with you people. Hopefully, at some point you'll get board and move on. enslavedbydragons isn't retarded, btw. If anyone here is retarded, it's you longdong.	„
—anImposter, explaining the logic of trolling

“	Don't listen to furfag trolls like the faggot below me. He's not smart enough to know that he's basically calling himself a furfag when he calls furries furfags. And don't take orders from a shitface like him. You have every right to do and type whatever it is you want and how long you want.	„
—enslavedbydragons, showing off his knowledge

“	Furries cannot be furfags.	„
—enslavedbydragons, repeated this quote over 9000 times

“	"disregard that furfaggots are dumbasses" Right back at ya asshole. The only furfags on youtobe are you retarded trolls.	„
—enslavedbydragons, enslavedbydragons on the tobes telling trolls to yiff in hell

“	Wow. What a failure you are. Not only is there you and your fucked up comments, there's also you and your fucked up comments. You don't have enough support to troll someone, so you go and make another account? So you can support youself while trolling someone from two different accounts...shakes head You fail miserably.	„
—enslavedbydragons, explaining why trolls fail also, D-D-D-DOUBLEPOST

“	Uh, faggot? Can you read? I just explained to you twice and now I'm going to explain it to you a third time. Not most furries "LOVE" inflation art like you say they do. In fact, inflation art is probably the least popular of all the forms of furry art. PERSONALLY, I hate the art, and there is no way you can prove that I don't hate it. If you can't prove it to me within 24 hours, then you'll have to suck my cock. (HINT: I'm not gay, but I know that you're gay by the way you keep talking to the guys on youtube, and I'm sure that you'll enjoy sucking my cock.)	„
—enslavedbydragons, tl;dr - your gay I'm not, now suck my cock

“	YEAH YOUR HATE ON ME CAUSE I HAVE A HEART YOUR A HEARTLESS FAG	„
—BLOODLINEWOLF IS SMART.

“	I AM A WARRIOR FROM REDWALL!	„
—matthiasatredwall is certainly not batshit insane. Oh, of course not.

“	turn gay and get ugly boob	„
—tenkichi01 IS ALSO SMART

“	your a worthless big heartless person who keeps spamming the annoying and dumb comment over and over also you will destroy the website's form also you be known as BIG ANNOYING HEARTLES SPAMMER COMMENTS OF DUMB NONESENSE AND A BIG DUMB IDIOT TALKING ABOUT A BIG BUTHOLD OF ANNOYING ACCOUNTER STINKERS	„
—DoubleSliceMan tells it like it is.

Tophat pissed some people off.

“	These fucking furry hating trolls are the cancer!! I'm tired of simply ignoring them!! I am going to FIGHT BACK!! no longer will I Simply block them! this is a war!! one that was forced on us, but one we must fight!! and WIN!! Ignoring them won't stop them, It's time to FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE!! show them how it feels to be constantly harrassed!! they say hate begets hate, but ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!! screw that turn the other cheek crap!! the gloves are off, they want a war, well they have one!! we must stand against them as one!! FURRIES UNITED!! youjustgotowned07, I am with you, together, maybe, just maybe, we can make a difference.	„
—Slyfoxtail, because working with youjustgotowned07 guarantees you success.

“	i have been through alot. im strong and will never die. the strength inside me is unbreakable and no one can defeat it. i believe i could do the impossible to end the FCTC with my bare hands. dont worry about me	„
—Hahaha, oh wow

“	fctc you have gone to far if you fags hert my Friend i swear i will haunt you all down	„
—Supertalis, who cannot even spell his hero's name right, will haunt us all down

“	wow are you seriously this much of a retard or is it just an act? I believe it's an act as a troll to get people to hate you. well guess what I don't hate you, I just stand back and laugh at your futile attempts to make people angry. Besides trolling is a sick sad fetish where you get so excited from people getting angry at you. So either admit you have a problem and get help or rot.	„
—YukoValis proclainming that trolling is a fetish, and that we need help

Begun...the furry wars have.

[edit] The End of Cyroslave

The furfag Cyroslave has admitted defeat to anonymous. This is thanks to an anonymous posing as a furfag on AIM who made CRYoslave BAWWWW about the fact he had been tricked (the whole thing can be found here http://rapidshare.com/files/49062774/WIN.txt.html)

Apparently he also has a thing for dolphin penis.

[edit] Hackers on steroids

In a daring move, self-proclaimed sonic-fucker Sonicwanabe gave a troll his Youtube password. The channel and stream he ran is now owned and run by the FCTC, who are using it to spread lulzy propaganda and anti-fur videos.
We're in ur stream corrupting ur friends
LOL HACKED

In other breaking news, Tori Belliachi's site was hacked by Anonymous, along with all his I.M. accounts. LOL HACKED

FCTC also found sick fuck Dalhusky, who tried to justify beastiality as just and correct. Read the full article here.

[edit] LINK TO THE FURFAGS YOUTUBES

http://www.youtube.com/user/vituszephyr - Pretends to be a furry, but is actually a member of anonymous who tries to keep trolls from ruining our image.

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=istillownyounomateer - YouJustGotOwned07 Is Back! DAMN IT!

~~http://www.youtube.com/user/Mgs3Sel~~ - Got butthurt, left, and became a closet furrfag.

http://www.youtube.com/user/tailsfan9 - Faked being hacked LOL

~~http://www.youtube.com/user/Kage6515~~ - Gone with the wind

~~http://www.youtube.com/user/wo1fknight1990~~ - Cried to your mom after he baleeted himself from JewTube.

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=XJetTheHawkX HUEG sonicfag

~~http://www.youtube.com/user/ArtsyTai1s~~ - Furfag who dresses up as a trannie coon, also baleeted from JewTube.

http://www.youtube.com/user/Starnut57 - blocked fucking EVERYONE, enjoys Half Life 2, Portal, and viciously masturbates to the GLaDOS boss fight (the only thing he can beat).

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=MadDemon64 Keeps BAWWWWWWing on the FCTC and PN videos

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=Reynard13Fuchs Reynard13Fuchs aka Markius Fox aka Ketme-Hamje Traya

~~http://www.youtube.com/user/beartubel~~ - ~~Deleted, success!~~ http://www.youtube.com/user/SuperBearTube ಠ_ಠ

~~http://www.youtube.com/user/Zayf0xx~~ - Comments set to friends only, left with more of his furry friends.

~~http://www.youtube.com/user/F1ghterFan~~ - Hid his comments like a little bitch, admits defeat via Anonymous by baleeting his JewTube account.

http://www.youtube.com/user/ToriBelliachi - Hid his comments like a little bitch, still hangs around posting lame, L.J worthy videos.

http://www.youtube.com/user/ChuongChoSoi - comments set to friends only. Notorious for hiding in the closet and masturbating to Numa Numa videos.

~~http://www.youtube.com/user/LulzInHellTrolLFags~~ - account closed due to aids

LINKS TO THE FURFAG SUPPORTER'S YOUTUBES:

~~http://www.youtube.com/user/ABigMuff1n~~ - Comments set to friends only

~~http://www.youtube.com/user/mattinthehatt457~~ - not a real one; GONE.

~~http://www.youtube.com/user/0nlythingicanthinkof~~ - Spams everyone who hates Furries.

[edit] Replies

iont:Now stepping into a legal minefield. It is advised you use furfags as guides, as if one explodes, nothing of value will be lost.

Tacocrunched:We shall show them the power of lulz< let no furry go unabashed from "slander" YIFF IN CUNTY DOG SHIT FUR FAGS!

Asshunter: FUCKING FURRIES! How do we stop them! They're all over the world! quote: with a gun ofc!

[edit] gh0stly0nyx - lulzcow get?

During the course of the war, due to the FCTC lulzing at every furfag they could find within an over 9000 mile radius, a true lulzcow emerged. His shitty grammar, his extreme internet tough guy attitude, and his furfaggotry all identified this individual as someone afflicted with a very bad case of the Down's Syndromes.

He was first encountered while FCTC's Anal Joy was a trolling through the tubes.

“	Well if you don't like furries so much why don't you go fuck youself you no life dumbass and you know why because of you stupid selfessness and youre stupid entertainment to satisfy only yourself you cunt!! Gh0slty 0nyx bitch	„
—gh0stly0nyx is polite and subtle.

Anal Joy responded with a "Your grammar sucks, GB2/SCHOOL/" type statement.

Later, when FCTC's Tophat was spamming "I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL, EAT SHIT AND DIE!" on furfag accounts, he too encountered the terrible being that is g0.

“	You mean melted chocolate soggy balls you mean you fucktard go screw yourself you pathetic lowlife turd that you call the FCTC go suck on youre dick if you have one that is	„
—gh0stly0nyx BAAAAAWWWWing it up.

“	OH SHIT MAN. YOU'RE SO HARDCORE. WHAT ARE YOU, LIKE 15 OR SOMETHING? OLDER THAN ME FOR SURE. MAN YOU CALLED ME OUT. MY MELTED CHOCOLATE BALLS CAUSED THE CHOCOLATE RAIN. HOW DID YOU FIND OUT? SHIT, DID I EVER GET OWNED.	„
—Tophat's response.

He didn't get the sarcasm, thus leading to the inevitable conclusion that gh0stly0nyx has an extra chromosome.

“	Original Message: "OH SHIT MAN. YOU'RE SO HARDCORE. WHAT ARE YOU, LIKE 15 OR SOMETHING? OLDER THAN ME FOR SURE. ..." I just getting sharted my friend and youre not as dumb as thoughs other known other dochebags out there maybe I might give you a chance backoff and avoid humilatation before its too late for you and youre little group know as fuck cunts talk cunts group oh and I hope youre not some basemet dwelling middle aged man who likes to put his chock to the tv all day while stuffing his doritos ups hes asshole and pretending to be so sexy and simply saying "oh yeah lay it to me babie let me show you how its done YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAHH OHH YEAH OH YEAH YES YES YES YESS YES YESSSSSSS AHHHHHHHHHH YEAH Yeah!!! comin babie give me some more there still more to do be done" or something like that in regard, so if I was you I would use that little noggin of youres and lay off me before I own you and little cunt bitches to the grave so you got me good so don't fuck with me and youre little cunt group know as fags or faggots or little whine 18 year olds who act like little faggot pussys and I think thats what you little youre sad little group is called, so if you want to be fags for life so be it gh0stly0nyx bitches	„
—Getting sharted(on)

Of course, this lulzcow was milked a lot more than that. However, if someone intended to fit all of the dialogues, it would take up half of this fucking article. I'm getting verbose and long winded already, so fuck that.

[edit] Call To Arms

While trying his best to gain support from furries, crygus revealed not only do Furries think of retarded animals to live through, but also confirmed the longstanding belief that Furries are basement-dwellers and do in fact shot thier load thinking of big, burly animals, no matter how many times a Furry will plead otherwise. Holy fuck.

[edit] prophetofreality

Another lulzcow get being that he has the same tendencies to not see sarcasm and has terrible grammar. Also he made this and well ... its just such fail.

( I AM part redneck) - Was part of a comment he left me. So anyone who wants to troll him there you go.

UPDATE: Definite, definite lulzcow get. His comments section has become filled with lulz. Srsly.

He also raeps Mudkips. As the protector of such kips, Anonymous will never let this stand.

ALSO
prophetofreality:
well to tell u the truth ive always had an idea on how to make me a dragon and thats find dragon bones get some DNA from it and well BAM IM A DRAGON!

[edit] Lulz in hell Trollfags

Lulzinhelltrollfags ups the ante.

One of many sockpuppets of an extremely butthurt furfag who claims the trolls to be butthurt over his butthurt. Comments are usually lulzy. An anonymous was able to drive him off Jewtube after pointing out that you cannot troll anonymous.

~~http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2mI17JO-wE~~ DELETED -http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRhmGpBkewc Re-uploaded by a fur-hater for lulz

http://furry.wikia.com/index.php?title=MaTeR&oldid=170789 Lulzinhelltrollfags' wikifur profile (after vandalization of course)

[edit] CanisLupusSapien/WrathofCanis

One of the staunchest defenders of the Furrys/Otherkins, CanisLupusSapien can be found an a number of Furry videos, using logic to combat the trolls. He usually frequents the channels of younger otherkins, such as Hatedwerewolf, 2whitetiger6, and any other pre-teen dumb shit willing to accept his protection. Despite claiming to do a bit of research before opening his mouth, he has been outwitted on numerous occasions, whipping out his facts only to be bitchslapped by anyone bearing the truth. This happened enough times for him to get butthurt and abandon his CanisLupusSapien channel entirely. However, because of his intense need to protect various otherkin, has been tracked down, and can be found here. Feel free to visit him and drop him a note letting him know what you think of him as a protector. LOL CLOSED