Yuri
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Yuri is a given name in several languages:
- Yuri (Russian: Юрий, alternatively spelled "Yury", "Yuriy", "Yurii" or "Iouri") is a Russian masculine given name. There are several hypothesized etymologies for it, including that it comes from the Christian name George via the Germanic Jorgen (pron. YOR-ghen), that it is descended from the Slavic name Yarilo or that it is linked to the biblical Uriah or Uriyahu.
- Yuri is a Japanese feminine given name that can mean lily and has many different meanings depending on the kanji used.
- Yuri is a Korean feminine given name.
Yuri may also refer to:
[edit] Geography
- Yuri, one of the Kuril islands claimed by Russia.
[edit] People
- King Yuri of Goguryeo.
- King Yuri of Silla.
- Grand Prince Yuri Dolgoruki of Kiev.
- Yuri Andropov, Soviet Politician and General Secretary of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union.
- Yuri Ebihara, Japanese model and actress.
- Yuri Gagarin, the first human in space.
- Yuri Izrael, Russian scientist and vice-chairman of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change.
- Yuri (Cha Hyun-ok), a K-pop singer who was part of the group Cool and is now in Girl Friends.
- Yuri Landman, experimental luthier, comic book artist and musician.
- Yuri Luzhkov, Mayor of Moscow]] since 1992
- Yuri, a Mexican singer.
- Yuri Orlov, Soviet physicists and human rights activist.
- Yuri Ruley, drummer for pop-punk band MxPx.
- Sung Yu-Ri, a Korean singer/actress known mainly for her role as a member in Fin.K.L.
- Masuda Yūri, the vocalist for Japanese music group M.o.v.e.
- Yuri Lowenthal, American actor/voice actor, know best for Sasuke Uchiha.
- Yury Zakharevitch, Olympic weightlifter for the Soviet Union
[edit] Fiction
- Yuri, one of the main antagonists in Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2 and its expansion, Yuri's Revenge.
- Yuri, a protagonist in the Dirty Pair series of anime and manga.
- Yuri Stavrogan, an E-frame pilot from animated television series Exosquad
- Yuri Volte Hyuga, the main character from the Shadow Hearts video game series.
- Yuri Orlov, the main character in the movie Lord of War
- Yuri Sakazaki, a character in the Art of Fighting and King of Fighters video game series.
- Yūri Shibuya, the main character and 'Demon King' in the light novel series Kyo Kara Maoh!
- Yuri Zhivago, the lead character in the book and movie Doctor Zhivago
- Yuri, a fictional humanoid soviet character in the CMSEC's mission, "Red Storm Rising"
- Yuri, a fictional Russian friend of Mike Motley in the classic comic strip Motley's Crew
However, that's not what this article is about.
[edit] Yuri
Yuri is Japanese lesbian porn. Like yaoi, the genitalia is often blurred out. Of course, this makes little to no sense considering the other disgusting crap the Japanese put in their anime, but there you go. Yuri is most frequently enjoyed by the basement-dweller and 16 year old girls who are confused about their sexual preferencesThey're most likely straight girls who want to be bisexual in an attempt to be as "unique" as the other kids at school. These girls are also a Republican's worst nightmare.
According to googlefight, Yuri is much more popular than yaoi(because people who like Yaoi are fags...or 16 year old girls who are confused about their sexual preferences.). This caused total panic. Lulz ensued.
Be careful out there, Mr. Yuri-Lover. Although it may be the legal way to beat off to underage lesbians (read: Pedophile), the Japanese love to give the girls dicks, or have some weird tentacle monster join the party. You have been warned.
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[edit] The role of Teh Penis
Female Weaboo are separated into 2 categories:
- Anti-snatch
- Anti-cock
However, unlike the Anti-snatch the Yuri loving Anti-cock has a few exceptions on the appearance of teh penis. Penis is allowed if:
- The owner is a tranny
- The owner has basketball tits
- It is actually just a very realistic dildo
- The owner is an animal and/or monster of any variety.
Posting penis in Shoujo-ai archive will cause massive outrage and instant pwnage.
[edit] Shoujo-ai
Is supposed to stand for a loving, tame relationship between two girls, although in the world of perverted Yuri, it is a scapegoat title you can stick to any obviously loli picture to make you seem less like a sick fuck. It is with the title 'Shoujo-ai' that the closet lesbians of Deviantart can post their fucking sinful Yuri shit for the fapping and not get banhammered
Shoujo-ai is also the main reason that many Japanese girls prefer snatch over dick as the only males to ever appear in these animes are girly as fuck anyway.
[edit] Characteristics of Yuri
All Yuri contains one or more of the following:
- An innocent school girl
- A horny teacher
- A nurse
- Lesbian pride
- Tentacle monsters
- Fantasy themed sex toys
- Carpet munching (nom nom nom)
- Fighting Soviet and Allied forces.
As teh vagina shows no signs when wanting sex, the Yuri industry makes up the following:
- Bulging vagina = horny vagina
- Squirting juices = lol we came
- Redness = STIs
- Wetting of the pants = asking for it
Because of censorship issues, Yuri often uses the following techniques:
- Massive dildos that fill half the frame
- Tentacles
- Obscene spooge shots..... from a female
- A face so full of snatch you can hardly see anything
- Beams of light and explosions
- Tits so hueg snatch gets ignored
[edit] Gallery
 Rape is polite in Japan; try it out whenever you can, or be free to watch others do the same =). |
 All nurses enjoy an afternoon snatch bash after work. |
 ALL nurses. |
 Exploding vaginas are common in most Yuri. |
 This is NOT loli! This is totally SHOUJO-AI! |
 I'm pretty sure this is what CLAMP intended. |
 Lucky Star-style underaged yuri. Enjoy it, ya sick fucks. |
 hot yuri for all you basement dwellers |
 moar yuri for sick fucks |
 pedo's sick dream |
 yet moar nurses |
 WAT IS WIT DA NURSES???!!1 |
 moar |
 wat the hell do u think? |
 mmm... |
 yeah! |
 Yuri is faster than you think |
 moar yuri...oh, whoops! |
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Yuri is part of a series on Anime. |
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