Zack and Sierra
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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The story of Zack and Sierra is one full of shit, fail, but fortunately, and most importantly... lulz. Both met each other on some garbage MMORPG no one has heard of and formulated an online relationship. Like most successful e-couples, the two joined each other in almost daily midnight cutting sessions over suspicions of cheating, and both, despite being young, are definitely moving together eventually to get married and start a family.
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[edit] The Characters
[edit] Zack
A gay, fat, emo, piece of lying shit. He was first discovered by e-Detectives on Stickam. The two had discovered that he had just finished a cutting session after some random internets folk had raided his room and slammed him with a barrage of random insults that could honestly apply to anybody. In other words, he is a fucking pussy.
Feeling somewhat sympathetic for this pathetic piece of shit, the two detectives attempted to befriend Zack and tell him various white lies, such as "you're not really fat", and "cutting isn't a good solution", and "perhaps you can find serenity in furry art"... but the two detectives discovered far worse.
[edit] Sierra
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A living oxymoron. The internet's second verified emo nigger. (The first is here.) This cheating, self-slicing bitch met Zack on some piece of shit MMORPG and began a relationship in TWENTY FUCKING MINUTES. Like Zack, this nigra cuts to make herself feel better because due to an obvious lack of schooling, she doesn't realize that tearing your wrist apart with screwdrivers and nails feels quite opposite of "better".
[edit] The Story.
[edit] The Beginnings.
As they were trying to comfort Zack and give him a more positive outlook on his self-inflictedly negative life, the two e-Detectives managed to gain his AIM name, which in turn led to the receipt of Sierra's... a bitch who has no fucking clue how to shut the fuck up and will IM anyone on her list at a rate faster than the most rapid of machine-guns. The two faggots live on opposite sides of the country, and with their moms, yet it has been set in stone that they are definitely getting married in the future. The two call each other daily and spew bullshit over shit nobody cares about, and claim that both are the best things that have ever happened to each other. Yet...
[edit] Shit. Ruined.
At least 100 minutes after this bullshit was learned of, an e-sleuth took it upon himself to highlight the ridiculousness of this relationship, and hopefully harvest some lulz in the process. They were both invited into a chatroom where he proceeded to give, in detail, the retardedness of having an online relationship. Being as young and impressionable as they were, the conviction was easy as hell, and their relationship was all but 0WNED.
Because of how devastating it was to not be able to IM sluts of the opposite sex from across the country, they both engaged in more cut-fests for the following week and continued to call each other just to get into fights over stupid shit noone wants to hear. Geysers of lulz erupted all over the country as these two dimwits continued to act like complete fucking retards. You would think that they would have broken up at this point, but the two continue to go out despite the fact that it causes them to whine like dumbasses.
[edit] Sierra the Whore
Sierra had later revealed that she had found an IRL boyfriend (whom she claims isn't a boyfriend, but they are scheduled to have sex next Tuesday, so whatever). She requested that this information be kept from Zack because it would complicate things, however it was relayed to him immediately. He made no comment after the link to her IRL sex toy's Myspace was sent to him. Some argue that he is still cutting to this day due to the sheer 0wnage of being cheated on so coldly causing his arm to lose control and indefinitely move in a cutting motion as a spasm.
More HAWT updates will be posted as they are brought to attention.
