Zaiger
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Zaiger is a former ED Sysop, and like W.T. Snacks, he was generally regarded as the best mod ever! He was elected sysop as a pimply-faced, fat, 16 year old kid with glasses who'd never wielded the banhammer before, and was never the same afterward... in more ways than losing weight and acne.
He was on good terms with all sysops, especially Yiri in irc where they had some fun with good old cock slapping and other not gay horseplay. He was a fun guy who could most often be found in either a delirious, weed fuelled stupor or in a drunken rage in #ed, hardchatting with the kiddies.
But while Zaiger had the uncanny ability to be a completely lovable, he picked fights with every single non-sysop user of the site. He was known as The Banhammer, feared and hated by all non-sysops. He was a living version of the cop from the movie Dirty Harry who didn't play by the rules, but damn very well got the job done. Simply put, Zaiger was the best mod ever!
Zaiger, of course, was not actually fired. Like a cop who doesn't play by the rules, Zaiger simply posed as being fired so that he can go undercover, turn sides to anti-ED, and catch a sneaky vandal. Only Joseph Evers knows about this and even Girlvinyl has no idea; she thinks that Zaiger was fired because all the people he banned flooded her with complaints. After the secret mission is over, Zaiger's banhammer and honor will be restored.
User Complaints
| — User:Liquid Blue |
| — User:Liquid Blue, crying again. |
See also
| Zaiger is part of a series on The Dramacracy
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Advisory Committee DLB • Killhamster • Krade • ODB • Sheneequa • Tfo • Weev • WhiteMystery • Yiri Congress Military |
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