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Zero Whitefang

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FAT ALERT

WARNING LEVEL: EXTREMELY FUCKING HIGH


Zero is truly the epitome of AWESOME.
Zero is truly the epitome of AWESOME.

Zero Whitefang is a fatass weeaboo furry who is on an epic quest - to gain as much fucking weight as he can. Appropriately enough, his fursona is that of a morbidly obese dragon. He can be found fagging it up on various places, including Deviantart, YouTube, FurAffinity and even Gaia.

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Artwork

Zero's lulzy 'interests'. Notice the abundance of fat shit, wapanese shit, and emo bands.
Zero's lulzy 'interests'. Notice the abundance of fat shit, wapanese shit, and emo bands.

He himself, has absolutely no drawing talent whatsoever, so his art galleries are pretty much full of shitty drawings of his fursona, photographs of various shit, and failed attempts at memes. Because of his lack of ability, Zero has apparently whored out to various inflation artists to draw inflation art of his ugly, bloated fursona.

Art of His Fursona

YouTube

Zero has an account on YouTube, called BigBelliedDragon. Unfortunately, any furfags who click on it, hoping to see an IRL dragon, will be disappointed as all they see will be some hairy, disgusting 'hy00man' jiggling his belly around as if people would actually gain sexual pleasure from it. However, he strangely enough has fans, who give him constant praise as they watch him slowly kill himself. But then again, it's not as if we DON'T want to see this furfag die. According to his channel, Zero is about six feet tall and weighs upwards of 385 lbs. And yes, he believes his physique to be sexy.

Gaia

Alterdeus, lol.
Alterdeus, lol.
He shouldn't be talking, lol.
He shouldn't be talking, lol.
This comment is more funny than Zero planned it to be.
This comment is more funny than Zero planned it to be.

Zero and a few of his fatass furry buddies have migrated over to Gaia, thus allowing themselves to be titled Gaiafags. His account there is Zero_Whitefang. His profile is complete with a banner that someone made for him, and a TL;DR description of his fatass self.

He often posts in a furry thread and a weight gain thread where his obese furfag friends fap whenever he gains ten pounds.

Gaia Friends

Trolled, lol

One day, a series of trolls invaded Zero and his friends' precious weight gain thread. The result was lulz. Eventually, the trolls pretty much got away with it, the fat furfags received warnings, and the thread was locked. Zero later on attempted to make another thread, but he scrapped it because it got flamed.

Zero's friends actually turned out to be bigger lolcows than Zero himself.

Screencapped Lulz

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