Zezima

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Zezima IRL.

Zezima eBay scam's are always lulz. Someone was willing to pay $15,000.

Zezima enjoys playing Arcanists, a crappy ripoff game by Jagex, at 4:30 am.

Zezima is supposedly the most skilled Runescape player of all time. He has been at the top of the most XP leaderboard for years and every RuneScape user spouts his name every 5 minutes. In reality he is a fat lifeless nerd who spends his whole life right clicking a mouse and calling people n00b. This sack of crap is worshipped like a God by said n00bs, while every other RuneScape user can't stand his self-aggrandizing bullshit.

[edit] A More Accurate Article

So who is Zezima? Well if you are asking that question I’m assuming you haven’t been cocksucking on Are Ess for long. Zezima is one of most talked about mofos of all time wasters. Of course to gain his popularity he has been the top cocksucker for Jagex in the high scores for at least 100 years. However this attention has made him a large target for kidnappings and surprise buttsecks. The majority of Runescape players believe he is God. Speculation has even been made about his gender with many people believing that Zezima is actually a hermaphrodite.

[edit] The Truth about Zezima of Runescape

The very unexciting truth about Zezima is that he is a regular basement dweller fatass runescape player just like you and that other in the corner. He is a Communist and attends a ghey porn theatre which gives him quite a bit of time to play Runescape and suck Jagex cock. However, it is obvious that he has a much higher focus and commitment than the majority of players to the art of wasting his life. He keeps his motivation high by going to the ghey porn theater every day and fapping to pictures of a rune D scimmy which is kawaii according to /b/tards and Weeaboos.

[edit] Life as a Nerd God

Being the highest ranked cocksucking fatass in Runescape isn’t without its draw backs. He has hundreds of people constantly following him around, begging to suck his cock. You can imagine seeing him IRL. All of a sudden the world around him springs into action and everyone around him is begging for him to sign their Hoobastank CDs because Hoobastank is to Runescapers what Barry White is to sex music.

Well, the obvious reason behind this is his success in the cocksucking business itself. He is an idol for thousands of fat men with no lives across the world who live in RuneScape. He is the Michael Jackson of Runescape you could say. His interest in the game briefly declined when he discovered wikiFur and learned that Jesus makes better Doom maps than he does. If you are lucky enough to see him in-game, he will quickly be bombarded with people saying "Zezima, Zezima, BONG HITS 4 JESUS!!! SIGN MY PENIS!" He also started playing Gangsta Bean at least 100 years ago which makes him one of the most highly Goatsefied players. Zezima isn't in the closet about his tremendous amount of fail and AIDS that he has foisted on the Runescape community. He encourages all levels of people to keep sucking and setting goals to reach. I think his overall attitude towards the epic quote "WHAMMY!!!" and his inhuman ability to kill sandniggers is an important role in him staying infamous.

[edit] Common Talk About Zezima

• Dude Zezima gave me 10m yesterday!!!!!!!!!!11!!!
• ZOMG ZEZIMA IS ONLINE!!!!1!
• I found out Zezima is a glirl and she lives down my street i sucked her trans cock yesterday
• Zezima is HAWWWWTTTTT11111!!!!!!!11

[edit] Videos

BEHOLD! an interview with the master! Notice his epic phails in life,such as not being married tsk tsk... and... he only talks to people with over 9000 gp

Zezima shows off his AWESOME capes. Notice how he climbs those poles for the agility cape, it's his fave emote!

Zezima's AWESOME bank!

[edit] See Also

• RuneScape

[edit] External Links

• Zezima's youtube
• His boyfriend