Zone

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Exclusive photo of the actual Zone.

He wants to be a meme! Isn't that cute?

Zone-tan was originally designed by Maggot, an artist who only draws underage girls in slutty outfits. Sound familiar?

Zone is a big, sweaty hairy asshole who makes a living off drawing hentai with no remorse for the actual storyline and consistency of the cartoon he is parodying. This almost always leads to him raping the living shit out of it in the process, pissing off weeaboos everywhere. Much like all hentai artists, Zone lives in his mother's basement, where he thrives off Hot Pockets and the tears of anime artists (some debate Zone's entire right hand may be a pencil). In this cavern-like domain, Zone does nothing but watch cartoons all day long, filling his brain with perverted thoughts of what the characters in the show could do to each other. If his fans are lucky, Zone will sometimes make a >half-assed flash cartoon depicting one or more of said characters, usually fucking each others' brains out (although this takes a hundred years). Despite Zone's attempts to make people pay for this shit, someone always leaks out the game to 4Chan, leading to massive fappage and kissing his ass.

HentaiKey

These people are Zone's bosses, commanding him to make over 9000 flashes a week (although he never does). Under normal circumstances, Zone would be fired, but because every other artist for HentaiKey is shit and makes no money, they're forced to continue forking over their delicious moneys to him. He also should be booted because of his inability to stop his flashes from being stolen and shown off for free (sometimes even willingly giving them up). Luckily for him, however, HentaiKey is full of lazy pricks who wont get the fuck on it and do their jobs. This causes them to lose money, which usually leaves Zone broke and complaining he "isnt able to reveal his flash games on schedule". Mass-hysteria ensues.

Who is Zone?

Zone is almost certainly a girl. Many claim to have seen Zone in person, although most end up never being seen again; those who are not eaten alive are liars and should be killed on contact. Zone may also be a computer, created to do nothing but make hentai. In most cases, this would be awesome, but as we all know the japanese have been known to create machines to do everything for them (like wipe ass). If this were to be true, it would mean that Zone is a part of the internet, and can screw with your precious RTFM, Fdisk and other computer terms you probably dont know. This would explain why his website infects it's visitors with spyware and mind-control probes.

It's pretty apparent that Zone wishes to be a meme of the internet, like Moot and W.T. Snacks ('her' internet birth parents), which we can almost guarantee make's Zone female, as women can rarely be anonymous without camfagging it up. As further evidence of this e-famous cocksuckery here is this cartoon he made that for once wasn't porn--and was probably the only thing he should have ever made porn out of, amirite gaiz??

Zone's Fans

If you ever find yourself on the internet, never under any circumstances voice your opinion on how Zone's work is only "ok" or anything less than amazing. This may lead to you being brutally raped and left to die. This is because all of Zone's supporters think that he is some form of god, and insulting him is the highest form of disrespect. No one knows why they act this way (because the shit was so cash), but many argue it is because they cannot get laid.

Porn

The last thing you see before you die...

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There's no talent in any of this!!1!		Epic fail at looking like the real cartoon, srsly!
			Any excuse for tentacles.
	Catering to the furfags now?!?!

4chan Lust Gallery

Zone loves 4chan. He loves 4chan so much it's epically creepy. But honestly, can you blame him? Either way, his fantard weeaboo ways make it apparent that he doesn't just adore Moot and the awesomeness that is 4chan, but a particular favoritism in W.T. Snacks, which most certainly translates into him being a filthy traitor. But it may be why Zone never finishes anything or meets deadlines, because he's too busy lurking on 4chan and being a typical /b/tard, which usually means wasting your life and your talent.