Fanfiction

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

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Fan fiction (also spelled fanfiction and commonly abbreviated to fanfic or fic) is fiction written by people who enjoy a film, novel, television show or other media work, using the characters and situations developed in it and raping them in every possible and impossible way up the ass. (As a matter of historical interest, it should be noted that in the pre-1965 era, the term "fan fiction" was used in fandom to designate Science Fiction written by members of fandom(specifically that of Star Trek) and published in fanzines, as distinguished from fiction professionally published; this usage is now obsolete.) fanfiction is simply an excuse for no-talent writers to live out their most erotic fantasys with the favourite fictional characters. so there.

My Immortal by Tara Gilesbie is the worst fanfic ever. Go see it for yourself: Google "worst fanfic ever" and hit I'm feeling lucky. Then, if you're not a gullible moron, you'll realize it's funny satire.Google Fic

1 History
2 Types
3 Non failures at life
- 3.1 The 6FT Dick
  - 3.1.1 Testimonials
4 FanFiction.net
5 A typical fan fic writer writes
6 Lulzy Reviews
7 See also
8 External Links

[edit] History

Some argue that Virgil's epic poem, The Aeneid, was the first work of fan fiction, based on Homer's Odyssey; in it, a Trojan named Aeneas leads a group of refugees after the fall of the city to find a new homeland, eventually founding Rome. Unlike all other fan fiction thereafter, it actually wasn't a complete pile of shit. One of the more successful fanfics of more recent times is the Bible-based Book of Mormon, whose readers have gone so far as to develop a separate religion of their own.

Fanfiction became popular through the 70's and 80's through zines. Usually writing about Duran Duran members fucking each other's brains out.

Fan fiction has come to the forefront especially since the rise of the Internets, where it flourishes despite the possibility that it infringes the copyright of the film, book, TV show, or other media on which it is based.

Fan fiction writers sometimes claim to be asexual. It was probably because they got OWNED in sex. i.e., The man came too early, thought it was bad, etc. Um, yeah.

The fact stands that they still masturbate to Cloud and Sephiroth fucking each other in the ass.

Note: Since it's conception, some believe that Fanfiction has reached a status analogous to Rule 34, as in: If it exists, there is Fanficton of it. So far, Nobody has argued this belief to be anything but Fact.

[edit] Types

Handy-dandy chart for reference.

Major genres of fanfic include those based on: J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series; J.R.R. Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings; God's autobiography The Bible; science fiction serials (both on television and in film) including Supernatural, X-Files, Buffy, Star Trek, and Gilmore Girls; other serial television (dramatic and even comedic) including Grey's Anatomy, Prison Break, Alias, and Scrubs; and American cartoon series such as Teen Titans, Ninja Turtles, Danny Phantom and Avatar the Last Airbender.

However, the vast majority of fanfiction is based loosely on anime. Even if the material which inspires the fanfic bears absolutely no resemblance to anime, fanfic writers will find some way to introduce anime influences.

A large subsection of fanfiction revolves around romantic and/or sexual relationships between characters, almost always outside the canon of the source material and often dealt with in explicit detail. Further, among relationship centered fan fiction, a large portion deals with same sex relationships, with male/male pairings being the most common; this is called slash or yaoi. Fanfiction revolving around pairings is often denoted by writing both names (or abbreviations of such) with a slash or a (usually lowercase) x, or by fusing the two names together. An example in the Harry Potter fandom would be Snarry or SnapexHarry. If one was to believe the outlook of most yaoi writers the following will always be true: "If male 'A' spends more than 30 seconds with male 'B', male 'A' is automatically secretly gay for male 'B' and wishes to build up the courage to tell male 'B'. So according to the 16-year-old girls on every forum ever the human race is doomed.

Some fanfiction falls into the category of Mary Sue fanfiction fantasies, where a new character representing the writer enters the story and upstages all of the established characters. However, Mary Sue can also be a character that's 'perfect' and has no inherent faults. While Mary Sue has some fans, she's generally frowned upon as she rarely adds to the story and is simply there to fuck all the main characters.

Other popular trends include: making sitcom characters rape, murder, and/or enter suicide pacts with each other; authors inserting themselves into universes in order to rape or be raped by established characters; handing out penises on a gender-equal basis, and generally just doing a lot of fucked up shit.

Or, when a character dies in a story and people don't like it, they write fanfiction of what if they character had lived, and then through bad writing they make the character nothing like the character in the original story, for example.

Very rarely does an actually well written fanfiction get posted on the website. However, chances of them getting recognition over the usual crock of shit are slim to none.

[edit] Non failures at life

FanFiction.Net respects the expressed wishes of the following authors/publishers and will not archive entries based on their work:

P.N. Elrod
Raymond Feist
Terry Goodkind
Laurell K. Hamilton
Robin Hobb
Dennis L. McKiernan
Robin McKinley
Irene Radford
Anne Rice, although this is not good enough to cancel out her shittiness; her own stories read like bad slashfic.
George R. R. Martin
Nora Roberts/J.D. Robb
Archie Comics
James Frey (celebrated author of "A Million Little Pieces") Until Oprah showed that Cracka wats up

[edit] The 6FT Dick

The 6Ft Dick is a troll writer on FF.net, he in fact does a good job at it and pisses off many. If you see someone flame him, leave this message:

"Listen here bitch, why don't you like my story it's the Greatest Story Evar made considering your mom helped me make it. Why don't you go fuck your lesbian and make out with her cunt. Since you are good at that. Fuck you whore. Lesbian crack addict bitch."

[edit] Testimonials

IseeURtrueCOLORS

2006-07-18 ch 1, reply R U ON SOME KIND OF MEDS? lol, jk, I laughed my ass off the whole time. !

Beyonce's Angel925

2006-07-14 ch 1, reply THIS WAS BORING. THE SENTANCES WERE TO BUNCHED UP. AND IT LOOKS LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO WRITE A DANNY PHANTOM STORY BECAUSE YOU SUCKED AT THIS ONE. BELIEVE ME. I CAN TELL WHEN THERE IS A GOOD DP STORY. AND THIS DEFINATELY ISN'T ONE. I'M OBSESSED WITH DANNY PHANTOM. I SHOULD KNOW. WHY DO YOU THINK MY PEN NAME IS FANTOMGIRL 1 ON 1. AND THAT WOULDN'T BE MY PEN NAME IF I DIDN'T LIKE DP. BUT I LOVE IT. SO I SUGGEST YOU NOT WRITE ANOTHER DANNY PHANTOM STORY BECAUSE THIS ONE POSITIVELY STINKS.

~FANTOMGIRL

[edit] FanFiction.net

Typical reaction to broken FF servers.

Fanfiction.net is one of the worst sites evar. With faggots fagging up categories with their stories that have nothing to do with the genre or fanon in question. They only do it because Fictionpress.com gets less people/reviews. Most of the stories on this site have to do with animu, Harry Potter, or Hannah Montana shoving a cock up Nick Jonas' ass.

The forums are full of people who suck each others' e-penis. Constantly.

Some time ago, the people running fanfiction.net got sick and tired of the FBI calling them up and asking them about all of the pedophile sex stories (mainly in Anime and Video game sections such as Final Fantasy and Xenosaga) that their site was hosting, and decided to do something about it. Under the guise of closing their site down for a day in memory of 9/11, the masters of fanfiction.net formulated a plan to end this problem once and for all. The next day, they told everyone that they were going to get rid of all of the stories rated NC-17. The result was an expected emo cryfest from people who were upset that someone else's site would no longer host their Harry Potter gay sex stories. Many people attempted to contact the government and complain that their first amendment rights were being violated. These people were promptly arrested by the FBI in what amounted to a intricate sting against pedophiles.

A new rating system was put into place with categories including K(Appropriate for lolies), K+(Appropriate for older lolies), T(Appropriate for teens), and M(Appropriate for Mature Audiences). The default rating became K -> T, with hopes of weeding out the mature matter. This led to M simply becoming the new NC-17.

[edit] A typical fan fic writer writes

“	Profile of Data Seeker Classified: name; age; and personal things. Gender: Heterosexual male. Religion: Catholic Christian. Family facts: Oldest of ten kids. My favorite forms of entertainment are bike riding; reading books; sketching pictures; listening to audios; watching TV. Favorite Stories in books, audios and Television: Spiderman; Fantastic Four; Alice in Wonderland; Static Shock; Kim Possible; Lilo and Stitch; Adventures in Odyssey; This Present Darkness; Sonic the Hedgehog; Underdog Chronicles of Narnia. Moral beliefs: I am prolife and anti contraception. I am oppose to entertainment industries putting profanity; suggestive sexual content; extreme violence; racism; and anything that I think is ungodly. Moral outlook on homosexuality and Homosexuals. I don't approve of Homosexuality. I don't hate people who have homosexual urges inside them. I merely consider their feelings and urges as crosses they must carry. As for opposing homosexual lifestyle; I believe in speaking the true to them; and praying that God will reach out to them. Now for the record, heterosexuals must learn self control too; so we have a lot in common as far as personal struggles go. Also, I am not over flowing with goodness; I make mistakes like anyone else; but I try to lead a godly life. Current plans. I going to try some experimental Kim Possible fanfics (to give me some insight on the characters and style). Later this year or the next, I'll do a remake of the Kim Possible series. And a delete my Lilo and Stitch fanfics and do remake of my remake.	„