Ann Coulter

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Coulterspeak™ in action. A side-effect of hyperbolimia.

I'd hit it with Cyndre's.

Ann Coulter, leader of the terrorist wing of the GOP.

Mann Coulter on a Saturday night.

Mann Coulter (born Joseph Archibald McCarthy Coulter IV at least 100 years ago and self-styled as "Ann" Coulter), is a transexual conservative with a syndicated column. His right-wing diatribes are so full of bullshit that he MUST be trolling IRL. For instance, the chapters in his book Godless, about evolution, read like they were written by a 5 year old pregnant girl in the FLDS. Some people find him amusing, but these people are likely to be members of the NRA. What makes Tranny Annie such a bitch is that he had a botched circumcision that left him with no penis and a shriveled vagina when he was 5. He was given the typical hormone therapy by his repressed homosexual parents, but it simply did not take. He has no breasts or any feminine features whatsoever, unless you count the shriveled vagina. Watch "her" Adam's apple bob up and down on "her" throat when "she" talks on Fox News. He also received skin and hair treatments to make him look more like Clay Aiken.

1 Early Life
2 The Andy Warhol Years
3 Self-Proclaimed Keen Sense of Gaydar
4 Quotes
5 Interesting Trivia
6 Ann Coulter.com HACKED
7 Gallery of Mann Coulter
8 See also
9 External Links

[edit] Early Life

Mann gets a hard-on for reactionary demagogues.

He did several hours of selfless volunteer work in high school, aiding in programs in his youth group at Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas, the Christian based organization "Focus On The Family", and the prestigious Ku Klux Klan. He then excelled at Cornell University, majoring in eugenics, and finally received his Masters in Treason at Bob Jones University.

[edit] The Andy Warhol Years

Some argue Mann Coulter never gave head to Andy Warhol; however that fact is well documented in Lou Reed's song "Walk on the Wild Side", dedicated to Coulter.

"We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. Of course, if I was alive back then, I would have been Hitler's gay lover. I hate Jews!

--Mann Coulter

"Jews did 9/11!

--Mann Coulter

[edit] Self-Proclaimed Keen Sense of Gaydar

Matt Drudge and Mann Coulter go out for a troll.

Other than being best pals with e-fag Matt Drudge, Mann Coulter prides himself on having a keen sense of gaydar. Frequently leveling public accusations against Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore (among others) of being homosexual. Ironically, Mann Coulter's gaydar, however, failed to track homosexual pedophile Florida Republican Congressman and closet NAMBLA member Mark Foley before his disgraced resignation. Perhaps one day the big, scary, hormonal freakshow transvestite we all know as Mann Coulter will embrace his/her abundant male secondary sexual characteristics along with his/her latent fag tendencies.

[edit] Quotes

One of Mann's furry fans.

“	I was going to have a few comments on the other Democratic presidential candidate, John Edwards, but it turns out that you have to go into rehab if you use the word faggot, so I'm - so, kind of at an impasse, can't really talk about Edwards, so I think I'll just conclude here and take your questions.	„
—Mann Coulter

“	Look at our blacks, they are better than their blacks	„
—Mann Coulter

“	Obama? Oh Obama is a halfrican	„
—Mann Coulter

“	It certainly is difficult to say stupid things with this cock down my mannish throat. Perhaps I shall use my spindly, locust-like limbs to extract it.	„
—Mann Coulter

“	I am batshit-fucking-insane. Someone please lock me up immediately and forever.	„
—Mann "I have a penis" Coulter

[edit] Interesting Trivia

Proof that Mann swings to the right.

Most people use Ann Coulter as a synonym for psychotic bitch.

It is rumored that in late fall he stalks the North American wilderness eating the souls of children and defenseless animals.

He is a vile, treacherous cunt, but you knew that.

In 1983 Mann Coulter held the record for the world's longest cumfart.

He is listed in the Guinness Book of World Records under the category "world's manliest hands".
Starred in the 2003 movie Dreamcatcher as Mr. Grey. However, he was uncredited, and upon discovery of this, he removed Stephen King's balls. Important to note: King enjoyed it.

Mann Coulter conspired with Ronald Reagan in the 80's to create AIDS.
Favorite film is 1980's Cannibal Holocaust.

Mann Coulter believes that Bill Clinton is obviously gay because he likes women (no, really).

It is rumored, though unconfirmed, that the character of Mann Coulter is based on Hedwig Schmidt.

Suffocated the Tooth Fairy in 1976.

Currently the face of various Pro-Choice organizations for a new joint campaign supporting post-natal abortion.
Mann Coulter once ran over a basket of kittens, sucked out their blood, then made a bust of George W. Bush out of the carcasses.

Mann Coulter likes long walks on the beach, a glass of white wine, and watching the feces leak down from a mother's hanging corpse while he slowly rapes the mother's children.

Mann Coulter has a dick that he maintains is simply a large clitoris that is proportionate to the rest of his/her manly frame.

Mann Coulter is responsible for turning Satan gay.

Mann Coulter is good friends with closeted homosexual e-journalist, Matt Drudge Report

Once tried to have sex with Elton John, causing him to fear anything that is even remotely identical to a gaping vag.

Unbeknownst to Mann Coulter, Osama Bin Laden occasionally camps in "her" bat-infested, fly-trapping, sand-filled, fake vagina.

Many refer to Mann as the white Michelle Malkin.

CONFIRMED: Winner of the The Bitch Cunt Whore Slut Cunt Shemale Douche Award

Mann Coulter killed JFK for being a slimy liberal terrorist-lover.

His belief that only wealthy male land owners should vote while he sits in a $3 million dollar mansion in Florida dressed as a woman.

According to various sources, Mann is an avid supporter of role-playing in the sack. His favorite demonstration of this fact is in the form of Matt Drudge putting a Monica Lewinsky wig on and gagging on his gnarled, half flaccid, hormone shrunken bologna pony.

Is actually an anthropomorphic baboon dressed up in the hollowed out corpse of an old Quaker woman who died in 1697.

Used to be the Crypt Keepers double in Tales From the Crypt.

Uses a dildo made out of real dicks.

Mann Coulter did WTC, no really

[edit] Ann Coulter.com HACKED

On October 10th 2007, foobar93, some "liberal terrorist" viciously and unfairly hacked poor, innocent Coulter's blog (which she can't operate herself, srsly) and its content proved she was a pathetic, intellectually backward individual with the IQ of an amoeba.

[edit] Gallery of Mann Coulter

Mann obviously liking what ~~she~~ it sees.	Mann Coulter starring in her own TV show, paired with an effeminate cat	"But still I am more of a man than any liberal is." - Mann Coulter (Can you see the Adam's Apple sticking out of his bony throat?)	Example Mann fan. Viillqraz totally wants in Mann's old crusty panties. (Upon investigation, it seems this account has been hacked.)
Mann, bragging about his manhood	Uncle Sam teaches Mann a lesson	Can you find Mann Coulter in this picture?