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From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Not to be confused with the other kind of Chick Tract.

Jack Chick is what happens when a comic book artist becomes a Christian fundamentalist. A typical Chick tract will usually feature a person who has yet to be "saved" or will be tricked by another character, who is usually the Devil in disguise. The character will eventually return to Jesus, after realizing the error of their ways. Everyone who isn't a Jesus freak goes directly to Hell, or is actively working for the Devil. They're often full of hilarious misinformation about just about fucking everything. Jack Chick tracts are a popular target for Photoshoppers, in part because they are so batshit insane. The inherent problem with shooping a Chick Tract is that the original untouched comics are usually the pinnacle of lulz and therefore cannot be improved upon.

Contents 1 Things Chick Hates 2 Important Facts 3 Gallery 4 External Links 5 See Also

Things Chick Hates

• Muslims! [1]
• Roman Catholics! [2]
• Evolution! [3]
• Dungeons & Dragons! [4]
• Freemasons! [5]
• Communists! [6]
• Wigwams! [7]
• Homos! [8]
• Hindus! [9]
• Halloween! [10]
• Buddhists! [11]
• Jews! [12]
• Emos! [13]
• Santa Claus! [14]
• Truckers! [15]
• Mormons! [16]
• Christian Rock! [17]
• 16 year old girls! [18]
• Jehovah's Witnesses! [19]
• U.S. troops! [20]
• Atheists! [21]
• Space Moose! [22]
• You

Ironically, Jack has no qualms about portraying Jesus as black. [23]

Apparently, Chick's site is b& in Singapore. LOL WUT?

Important Facts

• Jack Chick does not do it for the lulz
• Jack Chick hates Mudkips.
• Jack Chick is the original internet meme.
• Jack Chick may have invented Pedobear IS Pedobear, which also makes him a furry.
• Jack Chick causes global warming, but doesn't believe in it.
• Jack Chick is impervious to insults.
• There is Jack Chick Rule 34...but it sucks balls. In the bad way.
• Jack Chick made a movie.
• Jack Chick draws 'The Christian Hero' of his tracts in a style inspired by Tom of Finland.

Gallery

In order for the savages to be cleansed of shit, they must accept God's Love Gift. The Gift is rape.	The picture showing the bannage of Chick.	The Muslims: what really happened.	"That's right bitch, as long as you don't worship Jesus, you might as well blow up the Pentagon."
Bob is a pretty cool guy!	Come into our hearts.	أشهد أن لا إله إلاَّ الله و أشهد أن محمد رسول الله

External Links

• Chick.com Warning: May make you love Jesus.
• Chick parody comics
• The Jabberwock dissections
• Chick Tract Slash Fanfic Possibly the first.

See Also

• Sandwich Chef

Chick tracts is part of a series on Webcomics.

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