Cracky-chan
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
| OH SHI- 4chanarchive has epic archived /b/ threads related to this topic for great justice. |
Cracky-chan is the name given by 4chan to pictures of an English schoolgirl named Olivia Fields posted by legendary Stalker Warchief Rend Niggerhand. Primarily taken from her Live Journal account ScareCrowMaiden, the pictures displayed an unusual depth of aesthetics for a teenager, and were promptly declared both cute and sweet by Anonymous. As Anonymous collectively felt the blossoming of his first love he proceeded to enact a rite that would later come to define every relationship he would have: he obsessively wrote graphic accounts of her rape while actively stalking (GOOGLE LULZ) her. Fearing for her life Cracky QUIT THE INTERNET and went into deep hiding as a dedicated cadre of neckbeards and pedophiles entitled the circlejerk, girded their loins cracked their Mountain Dews and began to fap furiously to the thought of actually finding her. Cracky-chan is very important in the history of Trolltalk (often known as 20721), although Trolltalk is not important in the history of anything.
STATUS UPDATE: Found and in infrequent contact with the circlejerk. Cracky now lurks 4chan's /tg/ /a/ and /y/ boards and can be found on the World of Warcraft server Aggramar. Her current dead journal contains an entry where she remarks on her recent submission to Suicide Girls<3
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[edit] Her fake cries of "leave me alone"
Back in 2005, Shii went around tracking the IP that cracky used to post as anon and she was bumping all of her camwhoring threads as anon with posts like, "OH CRACKY CHAN PLZ GIMME UR JOURNAL".
And then she whined to be left alone? Most likely she was the one who first introduced her CP nudes to /b/.
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 Cracky macros like this are used to show distaste on /b/ |
 Photoshopped images of popular memes are the reason that most basement dwellers subscribe to internets. |
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 The lulz alive! |
 Every /b/tard's favorite pastime |
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 The 420chan thread where Cracky confronts her stalkers :Part 1 |
 The 420chan thread where Cracky confronts her stalkers :Part 2 |
 The 420chan thread where Cracky confronts her stalkers :Part 3 |
 The 420chan thread where Cracky confronts her stalkers :Part 4 |
 A new picture enters the fray. When will it ever end? |
 Lol. Easyjet! And I thought she was rich... |
 Hair made from coral |
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 God damn you 34 |
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[edit] External links
cracky_chanLJ community- Known History of Cracky-chan
- LJseek retrieved post
- Cracky on LurkMore
- Cracky fan page
Cracky-Chan on OKCupidAccount deleted by owner :(- Explaination of Cracky-chan's teeth
