Crapflood
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Crapflooding is a common (and wonderful) way to attack blogs, wikis or forums and a surefire way to get admin on ED IRC. Literally, a crapflood is a veritable mudslide of feces.
Similarly, on the Internets, a crapflood is a massive posting of thousands of garbage comments, usually containing shock images or loops from ED:Offended, the infamous Pain series, Tubgirls, Goatses and/or other shock sites along with some hateful text that almost always contains the word nigger. Sometimes they literally contain poop along with some randomized text in each post as a workaround for the lame security measure of filtering duplicate posts.
Crapfloods are best done using automation. Scripts are generally easy to write with good programming languages like Perl or Ruby, and with shitty languages like Python. It is possible, if tricky, to crapflood an imageboard with Dump-chan or the xChan Directory Dumper.
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The Philosophy of Crapflooding
A Bantownian crapflood guru once said:
IRL Crapflood
Hurricane Katrina was the most famous IRL crapflood. The atmospheric condensation combined with all the sewage, pollution, and niggers in Louisiana caused diarrhea to fall from the sky, literally flooding New Orleans in slimy, watery fecal matter.
Katrina FTW
NEW ORLEANS CRAP FLOOD! \ \ =|=M=
\ \ \ ______ \ =|= _/|\
\ \ / --\o/-_____=|=/|_/ \| \__/
\ \ / \o/ | / \| |
\ \ / | / \ / \ | \
_____\__________________\_/____/ \ / \\__|_____
crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcr| ------_____/ ____ \crapcrap
crapcrapapcrapcrapcrapcrap|____ | |_|_| |crapcrap
crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcra-----______|___|_|_|__|crapcrap
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See Also
External Links
- Massive crapflood of a Slashdot story by the GNAA
- Literal crapflood (shock loop)
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