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ED:UPGRADE 2009 - New ED: ED Is Slow Is Now Old Meme.

We have moved to a way faster server and the newest version of MediaWiki software. There are some bugs that our IT department is working on around the clock. Anything that you come across that is broken or acting hinky, please let us know so we can get them fixed asap.

We also have the capacity to add additional features we could not with the old version of MediaWiki and are otherwise open to requests and suggestions to solidify ED as your one-stop-shop for lulz, drama and e-reporting and the best damn site on the Internets.

Plox See: Encyclopedia Dramatica:Upgrade 2009/New Hardwarez/New Softwarez/New Features/Bug Reports/Troubleshooting/Requests/Suggestions/Questions/Comments.


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Michael Jackson is Dead

His TOW art is dead too! XD
His TOW art is dead too! XD
Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson
Perez Hilton is a huge faggot. Film at 11.
Perez Hilton is a huge faggot. Film at 11.


[1] Myveryownsock 22:29, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

Is he dead? He also was a great pedo singer.--Bannedguy 22:33, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

  • I'm trolling in his TOW art!--Bannedguy 22:34, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
Death List is fapping like crazy. [2] --Captchas suck 22:53, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

IMPORTANT NOTE Please to be screencapping and adding all related drama and fappage to said article. Do not FAIL. TfoTalk to meListen to me. 22:59, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

Goddamnit I wanted to report this story. :(

Oh well - someone from Charlie's Angels also died but nobody gives a shit.--MudkipsPlz •Is watching you masturbate• 23:01, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

  • I care. She was my first celebrity crush. I've masturbated to THE poster. --OD:3 - wut? 16:46, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

Confirmed by CNN --TractusVicis 23:21, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

  • I don't wanna be bringing up you know who again, but... --Captchas suck 01:02, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
  • So great, The Rule of Three strikes again, and I have to find out about it on So You Think You Can Dance? I need to watch TV again someday, fuck...on another note, bets on Patrick Swayze being next, y/n? ZALGO-MALICE - ҉ - - ҉ - He is coming... 13:20, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

Children the world over can breathe a sigh of relief..and so can their butts. --One With The Lulz 20:24, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

Wikipedo-locked

Full protection- A fully protected page can be edited only by administrators. -- 3tails 01:42, 26 June 2009 (UTC)


I can't believe Farrah Faucet died of ANAL cancer and /b/ and ED isn't eating it up, pun intended. Yomommafool

Yeah. I'm sick of hearing about Jacko already. ENOUGH!--Captchas suck 12:53, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

Jeff Goldblum is Dead

It's official, Jeff Goldblum has passed away also JB6 02:33, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

http://jeff.goldblum.mediafetcher.com/news/top_stories/actor_new_zealand.php

  • Now that's a shame.vanff 13:59, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

i heard about this website www.keoshonen.ning.com a friend of mine passed it on to me saying that the creator of it practically worships ED. its funny.

  • Oh, and GM is off the DOW Jones industrial. That's sort of a tragedy =/-- What would you do for a ? 13:23, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
  • It's hard to be on the stock market in a Communist economy. Or when the HNIC is selling all your country's shit out from under you to Mexico. ZALGO-MALICE - ҉ - - ҉ - He is coming... 13:42, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
  • On a good note, Cisco took its place. I've always been a fan of Cisco networking systems.-- What would you do for a ? 13:51, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Because they're easy to hack, or because it costs about half a small Jewish fortune to set one up that isn't easy? ZALGO-MALICE - ҉ - - ҉ - He is coming... 14:49, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
  • I set them up at work all the time. They are faster, more stable, and more reliable than the competition.-- What would you do for a ? 14:57, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
  • I don't listen to Hip-Hop. But srsly, I know, I just suck at servers...and apparently sarcasm. ZALGO-MALICE - ҉ - - ҉ - He is coming... 15:41, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
    • Cisco has always been controlled by the Scilons. sauce

Michael Jackson Broke The Internets

LONDON, England (CNN) -- How many people does it take to break the Internet? On June 25, we found out it's just one -- if that one is Michael Jackson. --OD:3 - wut? 16:42, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

Hackers on Steak & Kidney Pie

Hackers To Join Britain's Cyberspace Army. --OD:3 - wut? 17:12, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

Billy Mays is fucking dead (NOT EVEN JOKING EITHER)

Vince did it
Vince did it

Put him on the main page of ED please--FirstJackoNowMays 16:10, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

  • God must really hate us. Who's going to be the mayor of Cwcville now? Furryh8r87 16:20, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Can someone update the Dying Alone template to include Mays?--FirstJackoNowMays 17:06, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
  • First Fawcett, then Jackson and now Mays. Seriously. WTF. Is this God's idea of a duck hunt? Replicant10000 17:11, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
  • As I say Billy Mays must be frontpaged now.--FirstJackoNowMays 18:07, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
  • WHY THE FUCK ISNT BILLY MAYS FRONT PAGED. SRRSLY, THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS. LOL CAPS LOCK IS TOMCRUISECONTROL FOR KEWEL. But srsly, Billy Mays is much more relevent to ED than whacko Jacko. --A Boku is fine too.

17:09, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

  • Here is why: Image:Michael fritzl.jpg--Ritegroic 11:30, 30 June 2009 (UTC)



I wonder if George Zimmer will make his burial suit? ZALGO-MALICE - ҉ - - ҉ - He is coming... 10:42, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

COCK GO WHERES?

Image:HarryPottersCockGoWhereLuLZ.jpg PPOST TIT EVERYWHAER —The preceding comment was added by Purplellamas01, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

  • Fuck off and die fanboi. You signed up to put that on about 5 pages on ed? -Wit Image:Pinkpony.gif • msg 21:53, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Fuck you faggott Purplellamas01 23:21, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
  • It's great to see this the first day I'm unblocked. All Aboard! (Where's your ticket?) 23:19, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

What in the fuck?

Has everyone noticed that just in June alone we had deaths of very known people like MJ and now BILLY MAYS?! UnfriedKFC 17:41, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

  • Death's racking up a high score on Resident Evil 4: The Mercenaries. He really wants to unlock that fucking hand cannon. DavidFailkips 15:01, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
  • The Grim Reaper is going for the high score. Two moar days. Phil Collins is next. --OD:3 - wut? 17:48, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
  • I've got money on Amy Winehouse. DavidFailkips 19:35, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Patrick Swayze's been cheating Death long enough, he has to go before Ghost is an ironic joke. ZALGO-MALICE - ҉ - - ҉ - He is coming... 10:41, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

Child Porn Linked To Rap Site

http://www.myfoxchicago.com/dpp/news/international/dpg_Child_Porn_Ring_Hip_Hop_Site_jst_062809_2617904 --OD:3 - wut? 18:07, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

Furry justice

On my routine google search for filthy fantasist furries, I found this story Legislative aide accused of soliciting teen for 'furry' sex. The furluminati is infiltrating the government clearly. Some quotes:

 
“ 		 
Mr. Berlin used the screen name "alan_panda_bear" in his messages. He also used that name for an online personal ad that depicts cartoonish panda bears, one wearing a diaper.

"I'm a Daddyfur and Caretaker and I am looking for a babyfur to be my mate and my companion in a long-term committed relationship," the ad says. "I am a hopeless romantic and very affectionate, freely giving hugs, scritches, cuddles and kisses."

According to the ad, he wanted someone 20 to 25, who has a car and would call him Daddy.
 

„
 

—Alan Berlin

Also a furry got snitched out by his fellow furs [3] --lateral |talk| 20:15, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

I wonder how furries handle prison? --Ritegroic 21:01, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

I'm sure they'd prefer the pound. --lateral |talk| 21:09, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
Hmmm good answer. I'd also like to have furries put to sleep when deemed rabid. --Ritegroic 21:14, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

Britney's twitter

haxed again.--OD:3 - wut? 18:56, 29 June 2009 (UTC)


I think I did it again.
I made you believe
We're more than just friends.
Oh, baby;
It might seem like a crush,
But it doesn't mean
That I'm serious.
'Cause to lose all my senses...
That is just so typically me.
Oh, baby; baby.
Oops!
... I did it again.

--A Boku is fine too. 20:12, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

RICK ASTLEY FOUND DEAD

NOT FUCKING JOKING, RICK ASTLEY IS MOTHERFUCKING DEAD Whole Wheat Toast 05:28, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

  • Better source and I might believe it JDIRE Image:Coolcat.jpg 05:32, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Get fucked with all these death rumours.--FirstJackoNowMays 12:45, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

so much win

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8118721.stm NeedAccount2Edit 13:24, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

What? Russia investing in Africa? Yeah China's already done it with Sudan.--FirstJackoNowMays 15:25, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
No you fucking retard. The name of the company formed. NeedAccount2Edit 19:07, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
oh lol, old media noticed, also the BBC quoting '"Lol [laugh out loud] of the day'... --Image:Dickcopter.gifImage:Bigmudkips.gifAtleast100 (spam the talk page) 22:23, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

HA, HA, HA TPB will be fucking dead, Arrrr!

English Wikipedia not too far away from 3 million articles... time to troll?

2,927,684 articles in English

There's usually some sort of commemorative fest when a milestone like that is passed. It could be a great time to troll or disrupt as it edges closer... with some organisation, of course.--FirstJackoNowMays 16:17, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

  • Maybe a very lage ammount of on line Dungeon Dad articles.Fireass 16:26, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Sorry for the newb comment/question but I can't find a proxy to troll/vandalize with that the wikipedos haven't blocked. Those aspies spend all their days finding and blocking new proxies. In terms of vandalizing, why not make it a slower long term project rather than a balls to the wall grawp type vandalism? Remember that if you want to cook a frog, you turn the heat up slowly so that he feels comfortable and swims around and doesn't realize that the heat is up to high. You turn the heat up all at once then the frog jumps out of the water. Bantustan 23:43, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
  • That's what I do already. Misinformation, AfD and Reference Desk trolling, etcetera. And a bit of Grawpish type stuff now and again for good measure, but seems that's pretty hard to do these days.--FirstJackoNowMays 13:36, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Last weekend, I was banned (again) from there, so I approve. --Bannedguy 02:32, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

SERIOUS INTERNET BUSINESS - LAWSUIT THREATENED AGAINST ME

I created Paul Douglas Valentine & now the person I satirized in that article is seriously threatening legal action against me it appears for libel. I'm looking for assistance from other users in whatever way or whatever. What do you guys think? Since my real identity is obvious anyone want to make my article into their very own so I can distance myself from it? Any of you anonymous people want to do that? Or ANONYMOUS people? Terul 03:03, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

Satire > Libel. In the United States, Satire is protected under the 1st Amendment. Tell him to suck a bag of dicks, and if he has a problem contact legal at encyclopediadramatica dot com ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking You are now free to move about the wiki. 03:14, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Paul Valentine has successfully scared/intimidated me which I guess is what cult leaders do best? Lol. I'd prefer if that article became less my article & more whoever else's that way I can bow out of this as soon as possible. That fucker has my address. Next thing you know some Satanist minion of his will be at my door. What is done is done but I'd like to step away from the heat as much as humanly possible. Besides. I still have much to learn on having a winning article. Paul needs to be exposed on ED by someone with more skill. Terul 07:24, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
  • You've been scared off by a lolsuit from what looks like Napoleon Dynamite's dad? Poor show.
 
“ 		 
I still look forward to clearing up this whole misunderstanding with Mr. Valentine & cooperating with him.

I wish Mr. Valentine & his family nothing but good will & good health.
 

„
 

You sir, disgust me. -Wit Image:Pinkpony.gif • msg 11:20, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

  • Done. Your "name" has been taken off the article completely. Now stop being a such a bitch. Also I would suggest finding something else to work on, and shutting the fuck up about this article and the situation behind it. You are being an attention whore. --zaigertalkplx 12:32, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Yes sir. Terul 19:20, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
  • And I've chickened out less than you might think. But this guy does have a cult following of Scientology-like Loyal Officers threatening me & all so put yourselves in my shoes. Terul 00:28, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Shut up. Nobody cares about you, whatever asshole you're talking about, or anything you've ever contributed to life for the matter. Go die. Dysrhythmia 20:06, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Do you notice that your collective bitching only makes it easier to counter-troll you, and add you to your (I'm sorry, someone else's) article? For fuck's sake, if you didn't want the attention, you shouldn't have made the shit article. We all have demons and skeletons in the closet that we don't reveal, what makes you think you're special? STFU already and fuck yourself, kthx. ZALGO-MALICE - ҉ - - ҉ - He is coming... 23:47, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

twitter spreads AIDS

Malware spreading via twitter. --OD:3 - wut? 19:56, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

  • lol nice. The same shit was happening on faecbook last week. --zaigertalkplx 20:03, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

Dum Dum Dum...Another One Bites The Dust

Karl Malden dies --OD:3 - wut? 20:13, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

  • Molly Sugden died. Older Brits would know her as Mrs. Slocombe from Our You Being Served. She made around five pussy jokes an episode.-Wit Image:Pinkpony.gif • msg 21:59, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Notable celebrities die all the time, there's just too many of them. There's a glut of pop culture that causes it. It's only that recently /b/ and others have picked up on it.--FirstJackoNowMays 02:51, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Malden was pretty old anyway. The only deaths that seemed to be untimely were Jacko and our dear Billy Mays. Shrubkike was here 14:32, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

The Pirate Bay - goodnight sweet prince

From yesterday but just noticed it isn't here. TPB sells out, commits suicide

A raid from 4chan

I was on 4chan last night and some guy started a thread asking us to raid his teacher's blogspot for his class's ridiculous summer reading load. It was pretty lulzy, and a couple people were asking if it was on ED yet. I'm new here so I don't know if it's article-worthy, but I rapidshitted the whole thing, including all three pages of the site, the 4chan thread, and an email I sent to the principle, using a real student name and matching email, talking about our teacher's shocking sexual obsession with her students. http://rapidshare.com/files/250826764/RAID-MEYERS.zip.html If anyone wants it re-upped just ask. —The preceding comment was added by Ilikekittens, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

tl;dr ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking You are now free to move about the wiki. 21:34, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Even newfags know not to download anything from the rapidshare of a /b/tard. Sounds interesting, but I won't even go as far as hovering over that link.-- What would you do for a ? 21:39, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
  • So i herd u like kittens? piilu 21:41, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Haha... the extension is .zip, and if it were a trojan you'd actually have to click on it. If you open it you see it's all page files, html docs, and a jpeg. Oh, and tl;dr: cool raid, wanna know if it's articleworthy.--Ilikekittens 22:02, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Er, click on a .exe or similar type file. --Ilikekittens
  • Why don't you start the article in your userpage and we will take it from there. It sounds promising. I could chip in.-- What would you do for a ? 22:09, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Deal. I'll screencap some of the more lulzy parts, as well as the original 4chan post. --Ilikekittens

Old Blind Man With a Shit Fetish

God, this is weird. I had to share this with you guys.- jugtlk cntrb 04:42, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

Uploading videos of people taking shits is 'kind of a fun thing'
  • I . . . don't . . . know . . . what to write. LULZZY LULZ LULZ. Look at the other videos he is posting! Terul 11:13, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
  • THAT DUDE IS SENDING ME PRIVATE MESSAGES ON YOUTUBE WITH HIS PHONE NUMBER & EVERYTHING WANTING ME TO SHARE SHIT INFORMATION WITH HIM. "Talk more in depth." He says. Terul 11:40, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Oh...wow that's insanely creepy. X-aHolic 20:03, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
  • I'm lovin' shit! --Bannedguy 20:58, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
  • LOL this video should be posted on the front page Raz0rs 01:43, 3 July 2009 (UTC)
Article is now in mainspace: Bob Rehahn
SPOILER: Turns out he's actually more fucked up than this video
-Wit Image:Pinkpony.gif • msg 12:47, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

I THINK I I GOT A WINNER!

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Curio !!!!!! I GOT A WINNER! HELP ME SOUP THIS ARTICLE UP & GET SOME SERIOUS LULZ GOING!Terul 10:37, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

BRO WHEN YOU TYPE LIKE THIS AND TALK ABOUT SERIOUS LULZ I TOTALLY WANT TO HELP YOU OUT...BRO!!!!!!111!1!!!111 Dysrhythmia 20:26, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

  • I'll help you, right after I do something really exciting. Now, excuse me while I don't give a fuck for a few...forever. ZALGO-MALICE - ҉ - - ҉ - He is coming... 23:50, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

The Capital ED Wasteland

Hey, I've been really debating on making some of those Wasteland'd articles (particularily Serial Experiments: Lain, one of my few favorite animu) into IRL masterpieces. After/if I write them up on my User-Page, whom must I speak with to get them unlocked? ZALGO-MALICE - ҉ - - ҉ - He is coming... 23:59, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

Current threat: Kekkonen?

Kekkonen [5] is currently taking over Drawball [6]. Is this worthy of being ED's "Current Threat" on the Main Page?
AapoJoki 20:12, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

  • Cool story bro. --Ritegroic 22:30, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

FURY AT 'CRAIGSLIST SEX' MA

Seriously, this is the woman's double/triple chin!
Seriously, this is the woman's double/triple chin!

Grown woman trolls 9-year-old girl with Cragslist sex ad. WIN.

Soon the phone was ringing off the hook with men looking for "dates." Her mom said she fielded at least 50 calls in two days before she changed her number. She said the caller started talking about her daughter's supposed physical attributes.

According to court documents, the first caller also said,

 
“ 		 
Hey, baby, is this delicious loli
  		„
 

—btard


When the mom answered, "This is her mother," the caller responded,

 
“ 		 
Oh, hot lady lives with foxy momma.
  		„
 

—Chris Hansen


"I told him the hot lady you are referring to is 9 years old. He hung up," she said.

--OD:3 - wut? 14:46, 4 July 2009 (UTC)

Palin says good bye!

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