FanArt Central
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Fanart Central is the training ground for DeviantART, which infest the site with perhaps some of the worst mindfucks you might never unsee again after laying your poor unfortunate eyes on them. All your favorite tartlets such as Snapesnogger and TulipTori started their e-fame there. It started out as a South Park fanart gallery until in 2004 the weeaboo swarms came over, and thus, FagArt Central was born.
Quality Control My Ass
Unlike DeviantART, in which users use the site like 4chan and post whatever the fuck they want, FagArt Central has an "approval queue" which is supposed to stop the shit coming in such as anime screencaps, Sonic recolors and animu traces done on lined paper, but the latter usually gets accepted anyway so it's to not hurt the poor little ones' feelings. Aww. Much butthurt would have occurred otherwise, since 99.9999% of the site's population are weeaboo tweens, along with adults who can't operate a pencil for shit. Also, completely unbeknownst to the suckier artists on FagArt Central, the general rule rule for only three fucking submissions per day is quality over quantity, NOT quantity over quality!
Tracing and recolors are bad and will get baleeted if someone gives enough of a shit to complain about it on the abuse forums (otherwise they get unnoticed, which is usually the case). Copying (which is very different from tracing) is okey dokey, though. Oh, and if it wasn't traced line-for-line, it's not a trace. Sorry.
Site profiles are supposed to be a place where you can tell visitors to your page more info about yourselves, but apparently n00bs and weeaboo fucktards tend to make high use of PhotoBucket and flood up their own profile pages with InuYasha wallpapers and those fucking Gaia avatars which took them probably two seconds to make.
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The Great Porn Banhammer of 2006
Before that fateful day in 2006, FAC used to be a goldmine of hideous cartoon porn. But one day, CSTDenis decided that there were too many pedophiles ruining everyone's precious childhood memories with their Danny Phantom shota and Foster's Home bestiality, and so laid the banhammer on the porn. Everyone was butthurt, but luckily for them they need not migrate to Furaffinity and WWOEC, for Denis and his hellbitch Layzcarter opened up a new portal to Hell - Hentai Foundry! As for the weeaboo who get butthurt for not being able to pass their screencaps as art, there also opened Anime Vidcaps.
The Fugly Grey Layout
In May 2006, the shitty old blue and white layout with Times New Roman fonts commited e-suicide, and in its empty space spawned and even fuglier, buggier grey layout, which is most probably a DeviantART rip off. Barely anything was clickable, and timeouts kept the shit off for a while. Meanwhile, the forums crap-flooded with complaints from the under 13 crowd about how fugly this new layout is. Overwhelmed, Denis created a clone of the site using the blue and white layout called FunArt Central. Whichever path you choose, it was obvious that Denis can't code a decent layout for shit.
The Gay Ass Forums
Like any other fugly art site, FagArt Central has its own forum, complete with a fugly grey layout and a fucking high cat for a logo. Denis decided it was time to replace the old logo, which consisted of a squirrel-cat with STDs chewing on a pencil.
Most of the people who post in FAC's fucked-up forum are n00bs, weeaboo retards constantly obsessing over Naruto or some other gay-ass anime, or trolls. Admins like Stratadrake, cstdenis, Battou, and unfocused constantly patrol the forums and butthurt the people who troll the forums and are constantly locking the best threads.
If, at all possible, troll the forums for lulz. Watch out for dumbasses like aquaeevee, Vhee, Kirbyt, MasterDaniel, Darian, and Timmy. Include Falconlobo in this list because she can't type an intelligible sentence for shit.
FAC is NOT MySpace
Upon joining Fanart Central, each user is given a space, called a profile, in which they can write a few details about themselves, and provide a profile picture (not to be confused with an avatar).
But even the weeaboofags fucked that up. They abuse PhotoBucket and load up their profile with shitty pictures of screenshots from various anime, such as InuYasha, Naruto, and Fullmetal Alchemist, and they also gay it up with those fucking retarded Gaia avatars and/or loads of text about themselves or their "friends list".
Go back to MySpace if you want to write a novel about yourself and your favorite animu pairings.
Falconlobo: FAC's Local Jew
One of the most infamous FAC members is a supposedly-30 year old female whose username is Falconlobo. Honestly that is the most fucking retarded username to have.
Falconlobo, or Carrie Podell, lives in Jewtown, New Jersey Jew Nersey, and she is an epic producer of shitty art. Just looking at her heap of god-forbidden shit will cause one's eyes to bleed and infect you with AIDS.
Evidently this Jew doesn't even bother to try drawing something good -- her art is ALL THE SAME. She draws fanart of Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Samurai Pizza Cats, and other dumbass shit you wouldn't care about. Unfortunately she is FAC's most prolific...um...."artist"....with over 3000 pictures. Which is absolutely nothing to be proud of. Obviously she has no social life and spends her days over the Internet.
Falconlobo has been known to immediately block people and report them if they say that her artwork is shitty and she needs to leave FAC.
She is also an epic attention whore, constantly going to her friends' profiles and throwing her artwork out there and making them go comment it.
Fun fact: Most of the people that Watch her, Fave her art, or comment it actually feel sorry for her, so they lie to her to make her feel better. It is also apparent that the bitch has forms of autism and Down's Syndrome because of her lack of skill to type legible sentences.
| —Falconlobo, being a dumbass. She doesn't even attempt to draw properly! |
Since she is a Jew, she is easily butthurt to anything mentioning Germany, Nazism, or Hitler. So mention Hitler to her for lulz and she'll immediately block you.
Like the furfag she is, she also happens to have a FurAffintity account: Falconwolf. Flame the fuck out of both of her profiles. Try to get this goddamned bitch to quit FAC for good!
Those of you reading this section please be aware that Falconlobo's minions may flock to this section with their butthurt-ness and try to sabotage this page. If that happens, revert it.
Another fun fact: Falconlobo seems to befriend each and every user slightly related to fufaggotry. An example:
| —Extract from some anon user profile |
After only a few hours of creating the account, the user was contacted, by Falconlobo and contracted the visual equivalent to Swine Flu because ha/she/it looked at her "artwork" submissions to see if she was worth adding as a favourite artist, the equivalent to a Facebook friend on FAC. The anon user mentioned in this post is still currently in hospital, but doctors have described the condition as critical, yet stable. Please say a word of prayer for the poor anon.
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Edward: The Troll Of A Thousand Faces
One day in 2006, this fucktard named Edward_Elric_1308 (account deleted) decided to impersonate FAC's local asshole, Benk (also known as the user ThomYorke), with the account called "EARTH". That failed when Benk reported Ed for the account and it got banned.
Later on when the Epic Flame War involving KinkyKitten was occuring, two troll accounts were made: IAmAwesome and CutieKitten.
The IAmAwesome account was used to generally troll, while the CutieKitten account was used to impersonate KinkyKitten, then Ed fucked with members' heads by saying it was KinkyKitten's sister (she doesn't have a sister IRL), and much dramaz occured. People yelled at KinkyKitten because they thought she was a liar and how could she be so mean to her poor younger sister?
After both accounts got banned and after KinkyKitten switched to the purplemoonlight006 account, with much encouragement from Horgh (account banned), Edward started making moar troll accounts, some made to impersonate other fucktards.
Then the Advice Invasion happened and Ed was involved in that shit as well as the KOTH invasion.
Last known sock account invasion was that of terrorists, involving Horgh, Edward, and Rebel94 (account banned).
Edward will go down in FAC history as the most epic sockpuppeter to ever hit FAC.
| —Witch_13888, butthurt |
| —LoveYouHateMe, telling the truth |
| —Vhee |
List of All Edward's Past Accounts:
- Edward_Elric_1308
- EARTH
- CutieKitten
- IAmAwesome
- BoratSagdiyev
- Blackzaro6
- Doomlard1234
- Horghenferdr
- Xorgh
- NaziExtremist
- AssPirate
- RickRoll
- AdviceCat
- ApathyDog
- DeragatoryDuck
- CourageWolf
- AdviceRick
- AdviceChihuahua
- AdviceChink
- AdviceBorat
- AdviceSlutface
- IFindTraces
- PeggyHill
- DaleGribble
- BillDautrieve
- Boomhauer
- BobbehHill
- JohnRedcorn
- RemorseDog
- Faiconiobo
- SweetinsanityxSarah
- xNayamashiiDarklingx
- ReginaAstley
- CaseyAndHisBrother
- BillyMays
- ShamwowGuy
- AmiDarkfield
- AdvicePuppy
- Borat
- JudenRaus
- shadowofvoltage
- HonkSez
- MisinformationMutt
- TheBatman
- Stratedrake
- Spratadrake
- Spitadick
- TailsLover81
- FinalAdviceDog
- WisdomCat
- RickAstley
- EdwardIsNotAmused
- modei123
- Various terrorist-themed accounts
- SoneeeekRocks
- RickAstleyFan
The Wall of Epic FAIL
While Falconlobo is the most notorious for producing shitty, half-assed crayon doodles on FAC (usually of Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends or Samurai Pizza Cats hentai), there are others who follow in her faggotry footsteps. KinkyKitten, the second most horrible artist in FAC and also the most fucking annoying emo bitch in the world. She claims that she is married to an animu character that isn't real. Using her color pencils to draw dumbshit stuff to fill up her gallery, all of her drawings are all fail.
Examples of people on FAC who have probably never read an art book or even taken an art class in their entire lives:
- Doomlord1234
- Hobz_the_destroyer
- Shimmer
- Mewtwo13
- griffin101
- feathershadow
- darkyoshi555
- Witch_13888
- The Worst Artist Ever!!!!
- # 1 Creator of Random Shitty Doodles
- Yu-Gay-Oh Otaku's Art IS ALL THE SAME
- Pedobear's Bitch
- Weird Disney Princess Yuri Fetishist
- Suicidal Emo Bitch Who Can't Draw For Shit (Account Deleted)
- The Guy Who Is Slightly Great In MS Paint, Seriously Not
- # 1 Creator of Screenshot Traces (Banned)
- Complete Attention Whore
- Tracer of Yu-Gi-Oh Screenshots and Possible Art Thief
As you can see, many of the shittiest artists use MS Paint to make unrecognizable five-second doodles (usually of Sonic the Hedgehog OCs), and get butthurt when someone gives them the slightest critique.
Even Moar Fail
WOW OMGZZZ, there are actually some people on FanArt Central who actually know how to use a computer art program or a pack of colored pencils correctly. These people pwn the little weeaboo fags who can't use MS Paint for shit. These people know how to draw.
Still haven't seen enough shit? Don't worry, there's even more fail to go around!
- Lizkay
- synax444
- WynaHIros
- Londoncalling
- SuziDragonlady
- Stratadrake
- Greykitty
- Mik
- Unadon
- Silver_Moon
- Kate
- Brianhjh
- arcipello
- TerryXart
OMG! Flame Wars!!
OMG, people who offer constructive criticism is mean!! Oh noes!!!111
Sensitivity to constructive criticism has made many of FAC's members pussies. When you ask for a critique, you are asking someone to identify what you need to improve on. Most of FagArt Central's older, wiser, and more advanced artists recognize critiques and take them for advice, while the younger, whinier kids don't like it if you tell them their drawing of Shuichi Shindou from Gravitation is disproportional, or in other words, looks like total fucking shit that makes your eyes bleed from the inside, like Falconlobo's shitty art.
Fun fact: 98% of Fanart Central's users are young, 12-year-old kids that BAWWWWWWWW when they get a simple critique on one of their pictures. The other 2% are 18+ years old and can take an art critique.
Another fun fact: Of the group that simply cannot tolerate absolute honesty and the truth, 85% block the user who gave them the critque, while the other 15% will actually report the good Samaritans to the FAC staff, namely Stratadrake.
Super fun story: One day, an ok artist went to look for art. She came across a newbie to FagArt Central who was trying to ban KinkyKitten. But when he tried to spread his message, THE FUCKTARDS REFUSED TO LISTEN. The fucktards are so deaf and ignorant, they don't even know how much of a fag they are.
In other words, FAC is full of dumbasses and pussies who can't take even the simplest art critique.
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The Epic Flame War of December 15, 2008
This is an account of an anonymous veteran who took part in the epic flame war of December 15, 2008.
It all started on a couple of days ago when IAmAwesome came to FagArt Central and began to flame KinkyKitten, and insisting that she should leave forever. The user even went so far as to flood one of her drawings with ugly pictures of KinkyFucktard herself.
Most people didn't like this "new" user, which was actually a troll account made by an anonymous user on FAC, and the n00bs screamed "Flamer!" and "Stop flaming KinkyKitten!". But the elite forces at trolling KinkyFucktard knew that the n00bs were still fucktards because they defended the lard-ass, and, quite frankly, were full of shit. But still, nothing wickedly awesome happened.
Then, one faggot had enough of KinkyFucktard's fans' whining and wuz lyke "STFU, you dumbass!".
And, thus, so began the Epic Flame War of December 2008.
The good artists and the trolls united in battle, and attacked KinkyFucktard through comments until the 20-year-old weeaboo chickened out and retreated from the front lines and made her profile restricted only to the people on her "Watch List Only". And even though the bitch said so herself blocking was pointless, the hypocrite went and blocked a few people along the way, including her friends that didn't defend her because they weren't online at the time, or chose to stay out of it.
She even blocked one of her best friends. Way to go fag.
| <p style="font-size:85%; line-height:1em; text-align:right">—KinkyKitten, lying out of her ass and trying to make people feel sorry for her</p> |
Notice how she talks like a five-year-old.
Finally, KinkyFucktard has had enough. She went so far as to create a troll account called "CutieKitten", and pretend she was the sister she never had. Still FAIL. No one believed her, and called her a fucking liar.
Next, her battle strategies changed. She attacked a group of innocent FAC members, harassing them with annoying and threatening comments of "I'll report you!!", and even accusing two members from the same group of stealing her shitty artwork.
That plan drastically failed as well when two of the members notified the chief commander, Stratadrake, and informed him of KinkyFucktard's bullshit. He whipped out his secret weapon and suspended her account, thus resulting in the victory over evil for the FAC members.
....But, does the story end there? Is KinkyFucktard gone for good? Lulz, no. She's still alive and hiding in the shadows, and her army of fagtards are still licking her wounds.
That's why all of FAC must join together and GET HER ASS BANNED!!!!!
And that is the true story of how the grand battle of December 15, 2008 was fought, and how KinkyFucktard fell from her throne of idiocy and lost, and victory was gained for the members who fought against her in battle.
Invasion of Advice Dog and His Variations
After the Epic Flame War, things quieted down a bit until about February 2009. A user by the name of AdviceDog waltzed into FAC, looking for lulz and to troll fucktards. Trolls completely loved him, called him a hero, while weeaboos and fucktards hated him.
Another user saw the fame/hate he was getting and was all liek "Hey I should copy that dude as well". So they created an account called AdviceCat and thus caused many FAC members to hate each other even more.
After AdviceDog and AdviceCat were banned, several other Advice Variations came to troll other users.
All these variations were:
- AdviceDog (first "Advice" user)
- AdviceCat
- ApathyDog
- AdviceChihuahua
- AdviceBorat
- Philosoraptor
- DeragatoryDuck
- AdviceRick
- AdviceHitler
- CourageWolf
- AdviceSlutface (account made by Megadave/Blackzero6 to get slutface/Awesome banned)
- AdviceDave (account made to make fun of Megadave/Blackzero6)
- AdviceChink
- RemorseDog
So yes they were all troll accounts made to piss off most of FAC's weeaboos and fucktards. Most of these accounts were made by several other trolls.
The lack of screenshots proves that FAC is run by Jews that quickly banned all "Advice" accounts, thus the lack of screenshots.
Invasion of KOTH
After the Advice Invasion, some trolls got bored on April 6, 2009 and decided to plan another invasion -- this time, with King of the Hill characters.
It was full of lulz and many people were confused as hell.
The trolls didn't directly flame anyone but they did act like dumbasses on each other's profiles.
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FAC Members' Reactions to This Article
Apparently, many members on FAC got word of this article here on Encyclopedia Dramatica. Reactions were varied. Some members thought it was funny, some thought it was cruel, and others were actually insulted by it.
Another quality member of FAC has taken a personal vendetta against contributors and viewers of Encyclopedia Dramatica, ignoring the fact that Encyclopedia Dramatica does not make his art suck and that is his fault. Kirbyt had this to say about the quality of his art:
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What the fuck. Here's a tip: don't come to this article if you hate it. Big deal. People that BAWWWWWED to Stratadrake and cstdenis to remove the article/ban the people that contributed to it got the standard response:
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Mixed Reactions to the Encyclopedia Dramatica Article:
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Memorable FACers
- The Worst Artist Ever!!!!
- The Most Ignorant Fucktard EVER!
- Kinto's Attention-Whoring Bitch
- Yu-Gi-Oh Obsessed Weeaboo Faggot
- Omg Yaoi-Loving Fag!
- FAC's Local Fucktard
- Draws Nothing But Random Blobs
- Can't Draw Anything Without Animu to Trace From
- Honestly, the Best Member On the Entire Site
- Closet faggot
- Block and run fag
- Has to Have Her Mommy Fight Her Battles
- Attention Whore Desperate for Conversation
- Praise Her or Get A Lecture On Why You Should -- WITH SMILEY FACES!
- This Guy is Awesome
See Also
- snapesnogger
- Etsukoajibana (Also known as AtemuLover)
- trace
- art theft
- Shitty art
- B*KewT
- Fanart
- DeviantART
- weeaboo
- hentai
- Mary Sue
- Furries
- OCs
External Links
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