FanArt Central

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

DUDE, where's my animu???!!

Fanart Central made some changes to convenience its users

Fanart Central is the training ground for DevianTARTlets, which infest the site with perhaps some of the worst mindfucks you might never unsee again after laying your poor unfortunate eyes on them. All your favorite tartlets such as Snapesnogger and TulipTori started their e-fame there. It started out as a South Park fanart gallery until in 2004 the weeaboo swarms came over, and thus, FagArt Central was born.

1 Quality Control My Ass
2 The Great Porn Banhammer of 2006
3 The Fugly Grey Layout
4 The Gay Ass Forums
5 FAC is NOT MySpace
6 Younger Members On the Site
7 The Worst "Artists" Ever!
8 Even Moar Fail
9 OMG! Flame Wars!!
10 FAC Members' Reactions to This Article
11 Memorable FACers
12 See Also
13 External Links

[edit] Quality Control My Ass

The average drawing on FAC. Notice the shittyness and faggotry. Estimate is that this artist spent 30 seconds drawing this picture. Obviously they don't grasp the concept of quality over quantity.

Unlike DevianTART, in which users use the site like 4chan and post whatever the fuck they want, FagArt Central has an "approval queue" which is supposed to stop the shit coming in such as anime screencaps, Sonic recolors and animu traces done on lined paper, but the latter usually gets accepted anyways so it's to not hurt the poor little ones' feelings. Aww. Much butthurt would have occurred otherwise, since 99.9999% of the site's population are weeaboo tweens, along with adults who can't operate a pencil for shit. Also, completely unknownst to the suckier artists on FagArt Central, the general rule rule for only three fucking submissions per day is quality over quantity, NOT quantity over quality!

Tracing and recolors are bad and will get baleeted if someone gives enough of a shit to complain about it on the abuse forums (otherwise they get unnoticed, which is usually the case). Copying (which is very different from tracing) is okey dokey, though. Oh, and if it wasn't traced line-for-line, it's not a trace. Sorry.

Site profiles are supposed to be a place where you can tell visitors to your page more info about yourselves, but apparently n00bs and weeaboo fucktards tend to make high use of PhotoBucket and flood up their own profile pages with InuYasha wallpapers and those fucking Gaia avatars which took them probably two seconds to make.

Examples of Average Art Submitted to FAC Daily

The average drawing by Falconlobo

Even Naruto doesn't believe it!

What the fuck is it???? Is this supposed to be InuYasha??

yami01's drawings all have the same face and pose. FAIL

[Collapse Gallery] [Expand Gallery] 0

Seriously, this nipple probably took 2.5 seconds to scribble in MS Paint. Typical fucktard.	How the FUCK is this real pixel art??!!	Lulz. FAIL.	WTF
Typical screenshot tracing by AtemuLover (Also known as Etsukoajibana )	What a beautiful masterpiece.	If you think that egg adoptions are cool, then you must have fucking autism.	Weird Disney Princess fetishism. Note the disfigured anatomy.
This poorly-drawn rendition of Charo has a penis for an arm.	Y'know, no one really gives a shit, shadowpiplup. LEARN 2 DRAW	A female transgender Pikachu with testicles and a penis.	Warning: Viewing of this picture by KinkyKitten may cause your eyes to bleed.

[edit] The Great Porn Banhammer of 2006

Before that fateful day in 2006, FAC used to be a goldmine of hideous cartoon porn. But one day, CSTDenis decided that there were too many pedophiles ruining everyone's precious childhood memories with their Danny Phantom shota and Foster's Home bestiality, and so laid the banhammer on the porn. Everyone was butthurt, but luckily for them they need not migrate to Furaffinity and WWOEC, for Denis and his hellbitch Layzcarter opened up a new portal to Hell - Hentai Foundry! As for the weeaboo who get butthurt for not being able to pass their screencaps as art, there also opened Anime Vidcaps.

[edit] The Fugly Grey Layout

FagArt Central haets adblox!

In May 2006, the shitty old blue and white layout with Times New Roman fonts commited e-suicide, and in its empty space spawned and even fuglier, buggier grey layout, which is most probably a Deviantart rip off. Barely anything was clickable, and timeouts kept the shit off for a while. Meanwhile, the forums crapflooded with complaints from the under 13 crowd about how fugly this new layout is. Overwhelmed, Denis created a clone of the site using the blue and white layout called FunArt Central. Whichever path you choose, it was obvious that Denis can't code a decent layout for shit.

[edit] The Gay Ass Forums

Nirvana for trolls and animu fucktards!

Like any other fugly art site, FagArt Central has its own forum, complete with a fugly grey layout and a fucking high cat for a logo. Denis decided it was time to replace the old logo, which consisted of a squirrel-cat with STDs chewing on a pencil.

Most of the people who post in FAC's fucked-up forum are n00bs, weeaboo retards constantly obsessing over Naruto or some other gay-ass anime, or trolls. Admins like Stratadrake, cstdenis, Battou, and unfocused constantly patrol the forums and butthurt the people who troll the forums and are constantly locking the best threads.

If, at all possible, troll the forums for lulz. Watch out for dumbasses like aquaeevee, Vhee, Kirbyt, MasterDaniel, Darian, and Timmy. Include Falconlobo in this list because she can't type an intelligible sentence for shit.

[edit] FAC is NOT MySpace

A weeaboo's typical profile on FAC. tl;dr

Upon joining Fanart Central, each user is given a space, called a profile, in which they can write a few details about themselves, and provide a profile picture (not to be confused with an avatar).

But even the weeaboofags fucked that up. They abuse PhotoBucket and load up their profile with shitty pictures of screenshots from various anime, such as InuYasha, Naruto, and Fullmetal Alchemist, and they also gay it up with those fucking retarded Gaia avatars and/or loads of text about themselves or their "friends list".

Go back to MySpace if you want to write a novel about yourself and your favorite animu pairings.

[edit] Younger Members On the Site

shadowpiplup needs to leave the damn site and go back to her Barbie dolls.

Seriously. Leave the goddamn site and go to Neopets or something. This site isn't for 7-11 year olds. Or go play with your Barbies or Spiderman dolls.

Why do I say that? Well. For one, there is a lot of violent and sexual pictures and stories floating around on the site, and parents should be aware of what their kids go to on the Internetz. Second, most of the age group ranges from 15-30.

For example, a younger user on FagArt Central is shadowpiplup. She claims to be only 7 years old. What the fuck??!! If she's actually 7 like she claims she is, then she does not need to be on FAC at all. Pedobear may get happy.

I guess she has shitty-ass parents who don't monitor what their child is looking at on the Internet. Poor child. She's probably scarred for life.

While on the topic, another user, Falconlobo, who claims to be 30-something years old, is probably most likely 10 years old because of her poor art skills and interests in children's cartoons such as Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, and is obsessed with couples within it.

[edit] The Worst "Artists" Ever!

While Falconlobo is the most notorious for producing shitty, half-assed crayon doodles on FAC (usually of Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends or Samurai Pizza Cats hentai), there are others who follow in her faggotry footsteps. KinkyKitten, the second most horrible artist in FAC and also the most fucking annoying emo bitch in the world. She claims that she is married to an animu character that isn't real. Using her color pencils to draw dumbshit stuff to fill up her gallery, all of her drawings are all fail.

Kirbyt admits the truth of yami01's shit

Examples of people on FAC who have probably never read an art book or even taken an art class in their entire lives:

As you can see, many of the shittiest artists use MS Paint to make unrecognizable five-second doodles (usually of Sonic the Hedgehog OCs), and get butthurt when someone gives them the slightest critique.

[edit] Even Moar Fail

WOW OMGZZZ, there are actually some people on FanArt Central who actually know how to use a computer art program or a pack of colored pencils correctly. These people pwn the little weeaboo fags who can't use MS Paint for shit. These people know how to draw.

Still haven't seen enough shit? Don't worry, there's even more fail to go around!

[edit] OMG! Flame Wars!!

KinkyKitten's fans don't like it when you flame her art!

OMG, people who offer constructive criticism is mean!! Oh noes!!!111

Sensitivity to constructive criticism has made many of FAC's members pussies. When you ask for a critique, you are asking someone to identify what you need to improve on. Most of FagArt Central's older, wiser, and more advanced artists recognize critiques and take them for advice, while the younger, whinier kids don't like it if you tell them their drawing of Shuichi Shindou from Gravitation is unproportional, or in other words, looks like total fucking shit that makes your eyes bleed from the inside, like Falconlobo's shitty art.

Fun fact: 98% of Fanart Central's users are young, 12-year-old kids that BAWWWWWWWW when they get a simple critique on one of their pictures. The other 2% are 18+ years old and can take an art critique.

Another fun fact: Of the group that simply cannot tolerate absolute honesty and the truth, 85% block the user who gave them the critque, while the other 15% will actually report the good samatarians to the FAC staff, namely Stratadrake.

In other words, FAC is full of dumbasses and pussies who can't take even the simplest art critique.

FLAME WARZ!! Let's Watch!

Yami01 DOES NOT use the same poses over and over again.

....And this is the shit that followed after. Full-view, PLZ k thnx

FACtards don't like it if you question their traced animu.

KelseyRose has been butthurt by the truth. tl;dr

[Collapse Gallery] [Expand Gallery] 0

Typical example of a pussy on FAC who can't take a critique	After shadowpiplup feels insulted by the art critique, she actually asks Edward_Elric_1308 if they could be friends. Typical fucktard.	Rebel94 and kelseyrose plan to start an anti-Horgh fanclub. FAIL.	"Mommy" fighting her mentally unstable daughter's battle.
KinkyKitten is in denial. GUN + HEAD = PROFIT!	ULTIMATE FAIL IN THE FAILEST OF FAILS	DO IT FAGGOT	Yami01 tries to apologize for constantly deleting "flaming" comments; note how much effort he gives into spelling and capitalization.
Yami01 can't take an art critique.	InSane makes an epic FAIL at trying to troll Horgh and Edward_Elric_1308

[edit] FAC Members' Reactions to This Article

WHO ARE YOU RUNNING FROM??!!

D'awww, little kid got butthurt by the FAC article here on ED.

Apparently, many members on FAC got word of this article here on Encyclopedia Dramatica. Reactions were varied. Some members thought it was funny, some thought it was cruel, and others were actually insulted by it.

"I've created most of the articles on ED." Proving that even when FanArt Central fags promote ED, they fail.

Another quality member of FAC has taken a personal vendetta against contributors and viewers of Encyclopedia Dramatica, ignoring the fact that Encyclopedia Dramatica does not make his art suck and that is his fault. Kirbyt had this to say about the quality of his art:

“	A message to all these troll and EncyclopediaDramatic.com with this stupid hate article of FAC. YOU'RE DEAD YOU'RE FRIENDS ARE DEAD YOU'RE FAMILY'S DEAD YOUR STUPID PETS ARE BEING SKINNED ALIVE YOUR MOM A STUPID RETARD YOU SUCK AT LIFE THE WHOLE WORLD HATES YOU YOU'RE GOING TO HELL LIVE WITH IT YOU FAIL	„
— Kirbyt on the Caps Lock key and spell check

What the fuck. Here's a tip: don't come to this article if you hate it. Big deal. People that BAWWWWWED to Stratadrake and cstdenis to remove the article/ban the people that contributed to it got the standard response:

“

FAC is not responsible for the happenings that occur on other sites such as Encyclopedia Dramatica, deviantART, etc.

If you would like to start a general discussion about ED we have no problems with that, but we cannot do anything about whatever occurs on ED. The less you know (and care) about how FAC looks through the eyes of a group of biased editors, trolls, and drama queens, the better you sleep at night.

But like I said, beyond that there's nothing we can do.

„

—Stratadrake, lecturing Kirbyt in the forums

Mixed Reactions to the Encyclopedia Dramatica Article:

Kirbyt organizing the war with his personal army.	This fucktard plans to "destroy" Encyclopedia Dramatica. LULz	No shit, sherlock.	shadowpiplup finally realizes that her own art sucks ass.
Aquaeevee living up to his ED reputation. Such LOGIC!	LOL Fail