Final solution

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Sometimes you have just gone too far. You can't take back the dramabomb you unleashed on customers_suck, you can't unfuck a six-month-old, and you can't turn back time until before you blocked someone with root access. In these unfortunate events you must turn to a final solution (German: Die Endlösung der Judenfrage). Not to be confused with a last measure or Catnarok.

In other words, the Final Solution means once and for all eliminating the Jewish problem.

[edit] Before using a final solution

  • If your problem is small enough, making your journal friends only might calm things down.
  • Large amounts of alcohol may solve your problem.
  • Consider buying a dog.
  • Jesus may be the answer, but most likely isn't.


[edit] See also

The WIKI:SS method of final solution

An Hero - May also be considered a Final Solution
Mixcds - Used for denying yourself potential sex

Image:Little Troll.gif Final solution is part of a series on Trolls.

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