Fisting
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
The Lulz Turtle gets down with his bad self.
Putting your fist up a hot chick's ass or pussy. Any questions? Only a slut or your mom can take a fist, unless you have the tiny hands of a pussy. Also, if you shag a woman who can, you will invariably get a disease. Any man who wants to do this may be into guro, so beware.
PROTIP: Christians should keep in mind that God is OK with fisting.
However, there are some people who are so lonely and/or just faggots who fist themselves, such as:
- Hillary Clinton
- Al Gore
- Sam Fisher
- Jack Thompson
- Your mom (who isn't lonely, just very horny)
- Nigras
"A Christian couple can use fisting to build trust and intimacy between them, as well as strengthening their relationship with the Lord." - Raptor Jesus
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