Fisting

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

The Lulz Turtle gets down with his bad self.

How to stretch your bitch to take a fist

The fruits of your labor

What would Jesus do??

Only your mom and Aria Giovanni can do this

Ronald is a giver

Putting your fist up a hot chick's ass or pussy. Any questions? Only a slut or your mom can take a fist, unless you have the tiny hands of a pussy. Also, if you shag a woman who can, you will invariably get a disease. Any man who wants to do this may be into guro, so beware.

PROTIP: Christians should keep in mind that God is OK with fisting.

This guy loves fisting

However, there are some people who are so lonely and/or just faggots who fist themselves, such as:

• Hillary Clinton
• Al Gore
• Sam Fisher
• Jack Thompson
• Your mom (who isn't lonely, just very horny)
• Nigras

"A Christian couple can use fisting to build trust and intimacy between them, as well as strengthening their relationship with the Lord." - Raptor Jesus

Fisting is popular among the sophistacted and rich, much like brunch.