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From Encyclopedia Dramatica

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Through the ages retardation has been a huge problem. Whereas most societies put their retarded babies in a sack filled with bricks to dispose of in the nearest river, the civilized West tries to integrate the less-abled. This has turned into a problem with the greatest form of retardation, Gingervitis.

Ginger hair serves as a warning to everyone that the person inflicted with it should not be trusted, and anyone with it should be avoided at all costs.

Contents 1 Pronunciation 2 Ginger-Spotting 3 Sexuality 4 Health Problems 5 Connections with Vampires & Furries 6 Satanic origin 7 Ginger Culture 7.1 Characteristics 7.2 Religion 7.3 Facts 8 Extinction 9 Gingers OL 10 Known Gingers on ED 11 Gallery 12 See Also 13 Hug a Ginger Day

Pronunciation

Gingers are also known as Gingas, Ginga Ninja, Fire nuts, Fire Crotch, Nightwalkers, rangas, or the politically correct term, redheads.

Most of the world says Gin-ger, like the drink. However, in the natural environment of Gingerkind - the terminally inbred United Kingdom, it's pronounced Ging-er, like Ping. This is because the ginger is actually cockney rhyming slang for minger, the English term for fugly.

Now how do you spot a ginger? Well this really isn't hard thanks to their glowing heads. But there are two different types of ginger, and it is important to know how to distinguish between the two:

Ginger-Spotting

1. The first type of ginger is your regular type, the one you see out only on very dull days - or if it is sunny they will have their skin completely covered. They have bright orange hair (as do all of them) along with freckles (and lots of acne) on their faces, but their skin is also a very pale white meaning they are unable to go out in sunlight as it burns them.
2. The other type of ginger is nearly identical, but it has a normal skin tone allowing it to come out into the sunlight without protection" this sub-species of gingers are called "Daywalkers". It's also believed that all gingers have freckles all over their bodies but no-one knows for sure. You see, no-one has ever seen a ginger without their clothes on, seeing as how they are retards and never wash.

Gingers do not live in regular houses like normal people, rather they all dwell in dry caves on hillsides and mountains much like bats. You can spot a ginger habitat by the bright orange glow coming from it. Never enter a ginger habitat, the effect of looking directly at so many fire heads is equivalent to looking directly at the sun through a magnifying glass on the brightest day of the year, your eyes and face will be permanently burned and you will be blinded.

Sexuality

Contrary to popular belief, gingers do often have sex. Gingervitis is caused by having sex with a woman while she is on the rag, hence it is often much safer to use the dirt track. This is not a problem since female gingers are rare, and male gingers prefer using a different hole.

Males: The size of the average ginger penis is not known. Interestingly, ginger (the edible root) is suppose to be an aphrodisiac. This may explain why the myth of gingers having a half-decent sex life came from.

Females: Not surprisingly female gingers are often whores, as the vast majority of male gingers are homosexuals and no straight man who values his dick is willing to put it in a fire ant hill. Jokes about female gingers coming into heat are common, but unfunny.

Health Problems

Along with being unable to expose themselves to sunlight, gingers have a whole host of other health problems. Most, if not all, gingers are born with many diseases, which include H.I.G. (Highly Infected Ginger), Hepatitis G, Gingervitis, and Ginger Syndrome. No cure has been found for these illnesses. It's a good thing.

Many gingers are noticeably fat - coincidentally the genes that cause them to eat until their tongues bleed are the same genes which give them red hair, as proof that God has marked them as unholy fucktards who should be sterilized at birth.

It is also a proven fact that all gingers have yellow teeth, because, like their hair and pubic regions, their teeth are also ginger.

Connections with Vampires & Furries

Gingers are the closest living relatives to vampires today, unlike otherkin, who simply claim to be. In fact, in the past, people often killed Gingers because their skin color did not allow them to go outside whilst the sun was up. This is a very similar disability to the trait vampires possess - which is why you can see how many people got confused.

Fun Facts:

• 98% of Goths are actually Ginger. Due to a lazy hair dying routine, most Goths end up with what is known as a "Ginger Halo".

• Their emotional state switches between Goth and Vampire; they are so laid back that they seem to be in a coma or they explode into fits of unholy rages.

• Ginger is an anagram for nigger.

Satanic origin

Red-haired people are the result of the influence of the Devil at the time of their conception. That's why they have red hair = the color of Hell and Satan. If the Devil assumes the form of for example a dog or cat and is present in the room when a child is conceived, the child will be born red-haired with pale skin and freckles. All red-haired people should be killed or satanic powers are going to win and form a communist one world government which will enslave all of humanity.

Ginger Culture

Characteristics

Gingers can be divided into different types or class.

• The Joker - Like fat bitches, these gingers attempt to be funny their whole life to make up for their disability. In reality, everyone knows the only thing that makes people laugh is their appearance. Famous Joker Ginger: Conan O'Brien.

• The Emo - These gingers usually try to dye their hair black, but due to the intense heat of the hair - this usually fails and becomes scorched around the edges. Emo Gingers are generally no different from regular emos, except they have more to whine and cut about. Famous Emo Ginger: That fag from Harry Potter.

• The Chav Ginger - Usually bleaches the repulsive hair to blend in with peers. Unfortunately for them this results in what gingers-in-denial claim "Strawberry Blond" isn't. This class may also become a hybrid with The Joker in a futile effort to "fit in" - This is of course impossible...everybody hates gingers, and no normal person could get turned on over that repulsive skin. Famous Stud Ginger: Ronald McDonald.

• The LaxKing - The Gingers are really timid inside but have a hard outer-shell, both physically and psychologically. They tend to participate in really manly sports and beat up on everyone, completely unprovoked. Famous LaxKing Ginger: Paul Scholes.

• The Furry - Like to dress up as popular browser-logos in daily life. Famous Furry Ginger: Lindsay Lohan.
  
  

• Scots - This news article goes on to say that 40% of people in Scotland are Gingers.

• Jews - They probably set the ovens alight themselves.

Religion

All Gingers hail to the same god. His name is Gingeus Christ. This religion, also known as Gingerism, started at the dawn of time, when Gingeus created the first ginger man and woman to corrupt the human race. To the right is an image of the Ginger God himself.

Ginger who do not worship Gingeus Christ are Jews.

As gingers have no souls, once they die, they do not have to worry about whether they go to Heaven or Hell. The ginger itself ceases to exist. What does happen, however, is the fire demon residing in the ginger's hair is released from it's physical bonds, and after a spree of spontaneous combustion, it settles down in a newly formed fetus, devouring the proto-soul within, causing the child to be born as a new ginger.

Fun Fact:

All the villains in the Bible (including Judas) had red hair. That's not a joke. No it really is a joke

Facts

• In areas that they are passionate about; they are geniuses yet often don’t know what day it is. For example Boudicca, the most ferocious Vampire Queen, defeated the Roman armies yet failed to seize the Roman Empire and went home poor.

• They are the retarded indigenous people of the UK, Ireland and Brittany and yet have no protection against Ginger racism or land rights.

• Once a Ginger always a ginger, contrary to prior beliefs.

• Gingers are not all bad as they often gather in small groups and eat Pikeys.

• The Blade series was written about a ginger, but was changed last Thursday by a Jew-troll.

Extinction

Luckily, we will not have to worry about Gingers for much longer, as scientists claim they will be extinct in less than 100 years.

The vast majority of gingers have already been wiped out. Neanderthals were shown to have the ginger gene (light skin et al.), which explains why many people see these creatures as sub-human. To further confirm this fact, ginger, as it has been recently found out, is an anagram for a certain word used to describe other sub-human creatures.

Gingers OL

• http://www.redandproud.com/Manifesto.htm
• http://www.gingerkids.org/
• http://bebo.com/soggybiscuit0/
• http://bebo.com/Izzystradlin0
• http://www.fatgingermice.20m.com/

Gingers are COOL! How Gingers view themselves. Crazy-ass Ginger telling y'all motha fuckas off. GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS!! ATTENTION HATERS

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Known Gingers on ED

• Aiken
• RedMachineD
• tfo
• Darksidered992

These guys have no lives.

Gallery

Spreads her legs to 40 year olds she meets over the internets, but sadly their cocks are deepfried in a firey mass.	Rare example of an atheist ginger. Notice the rolls of fat.	A very self-delusional Ginger. This one actually thinks she's not fuckugly. How sad.	Pickles the Drummer is "very Irish-American".
Emo, on the inside.	Don't let its smile fool you. it will rape you for fun.	Elton Wan Wants Yuo!	He wants your furry cock up his ass.
First the rodents, then the world.	They also have sight problems. No surprises there.	Ginger Propaganda on Facebook.	Gingers have no souls.
Don't call him ginger or he'll go apeshit on your ass.	Gingers are usually gay.	Trying to be mad buffed.	Ginger gettin' wif da latiez. But she's a blonde so she'll fuck anyone.
He's also a gay Jew.	Gingers have no souls.	Darksidered992: Epic WEEEEN ginger.	Another typical faggy ginger.
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See Also

• Olngact - The red cat of the Apocalypse.
• Twilight - Another breed of vampire gayer than gingers.
• Cracky-chan - A ginger internet celebrity.
• Blondes WRONG FUCKTARD.
• Tssz - Home of tristan oliver. A troll and general fag.
• Lara Croft
• TEH TOUGHEST GINGER ON LES TUBES EVAH!!!

Ginger is part of a series on Diseases and Disorders.

Diseases: AIDS • Cancer • Diabeetus • Dwarfism • Erectile dysfunction • Fetal Alcohol Syndrome • Fibromyalgia • Genital Herpes • GRIDS • Obesity • Parkinson's Disease • Sexually Transmitted Diseases • Swine Flu Disorders: Agoraphobia • Anorexia • Antisocial personality disorder • Anthropophobia • Asperger's Syndrome • Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder • Bipolar disorder • Body dysmorphic disorder • Borderline personality disorder • Bug Chasers • Carmen Electra complex • Chronic Troll Syndrome • Depression • Dyslexia • Eating disorders • Fauxlimia • Gender dysphoria • Histrionic personality disorder • Heterophilia • Homophilia • Inconsistent personality disorder • Insanity • Mental retardation • Multiple personality disorder • Narcissistic personality disorder • Obsessive-compulsive disorder • Paranoia • Paranoid personality disorder • Paraphilias • Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder • Psychopathy • Schizophrenia • Victim complex Internet Diseases and Disorders: • Internet disease (see also Internet Disease Chart) • Internet troll personality disorder • The Cancer That Is Killing /b/ • The GRIDS that is killing ED

Hug a Ginger Day

On the 27th of December of each year the special event of "Hug a Ginger Day" takes place. This is the day when the moon blocks the sun and the gingers transform into normal humans for 24hours, with 24hours of a human beings body the gingers can take place in such normal activities as touching, hugging, having human rights, not being lol'd at, not blowing up in the sun and many other activities which the normal human being would take do everyday.