Homophobia

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Most homophobes run away in fright when they see this guy.

Captain Faggo, sworn nemesis of homophobes everywhere. Please note the man behind him is also highly feared.

Boy, Lorne Greene sure hated fags!

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Homophobia refers to the fear/hatred of homosexuals and homosexuality. Scientists have found evidence that it is caused by profound intellectual insufficiency. Sadly, there is no known cure aside from euthanasia.

Homophobia is frequently used as a generic way to describe men who give the appearance of hating gay men but are really just repressing their latent homosexuality and thus fear their presence. In other words: they're so deep in the closet that they can't find their way out.

The homophobic female - quite the rara avis - is to be both worshipped and feared.

The Homophobe

A homophobe is:

Anyone who doesn't like it in the ass.
Anyone who doesn't like it in the mouth.
Anyone who doesn't like synthetikmisery.
Anyone who doesn't like Gravitation.
Anyone who doesn't like Celine Dion
Anyone who doesn't agree with GoddessMillenia
Anyone who is an Encyclopedia Dramatica Sysop.
Anyone who is a neoconservative.
Anyone who doesn't think that gay culture should be part of elementary school sex education.
Anyone who is or has ever been a Christian or Muslim.

History

Little is known about the history of homophobia. Early forms of homophobia include running away and screaming like a pussy when you see a homosexual, hiding like a pussy when you see a homosexual and dying of fear when you see a homosexual.

One of the greatest fears of breeders is the all powerful homosexual agenda. Homos clearly want to take over the world and enslave all breeder kind to a lifetime of rooting the same sex. That is why scientists are seeing a decline in the number of breeders, and if breeders continue to decline at this rate within 10 years they will be extinct.

Trolls

Due to the potential of homophobia to cause butthurt amongst queers and libtards (and not the kind they crave), it is powerful trolling weapon when appropriately rammed into the interbutts. Additionally, accusations of homophobia is a great way to turn homophobes into drama-generating machines. Homophobia may either be used as a tool of accusation or expressed by the troll him/herself; apply liberally for optimal results to:

Liberal fora and chatrooms
- Accuse them all of backing the "homosexual agenda" and accepting the lies of the liberal media
Athiest fora and chatrooms
- Accuse them all of being Christ-hating homosexuals
Heterosexual fora and chatrooms
- Accuse them all of being closeted homosexuals
Homosexual fora and chatrooms
- Accuse them all of being sinners
Christian fora and chatrooms
- The biggest closet on the internet! Accuse them of being Christ-hating closeted homosexual sinners who back the "homosexual agenda" by acccepting the lies of the liberal media

Homophobia & Religion

Notice how none of them are skinny.

Irrefutable logic follows:

All religious individuals are homophobes
Homophobia is the fear, hatred and rejection of homosexuality
Fearing, hating and rejecting homosexuality is the product of sexual insecurity
Sexual insecurity is caused by sexual confusion
Sexual confusion is caused by latent homosexuality
THEREFORE all religious individuals are latent homosexuals.