Kami Andrews
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
A porn star who also keeps an LJ (confirmed baleeted), Kami Andrews is also a moderator at xxxporntalk.com -- a forum that is supposed to be about the business of porn (complete with pictures), but instead an arena where raging whores battle to the death in an insane drama fest. In Kami Andrews' LJ, she talks about the trials and tribulations of the porn business, her public feud with Jenna Jameson, and pictures of her gigantic ass, though her hands would do better off grasping penii. That's her fucking job.
What now?
Kami Andrews is also known for being a disgusting whore, In a video for Meatholes.com She inserted a chocolate donut into a man's anus and then proceded to eat the donut. When the director called her a "turd" she replied, "speaking of turds, how do I know when to stop eating."
Eventually the constant anal invasions would prove too much for her fragile mind, and she would take to wandering the earth with naught but a stout staff and Wuffles, her faithful llama companion.
Every week, she entered a medieval village and solved a crime, only to be moved on by the feudal lord, much to the consternation of the locals, who rise up in anger and reclaim the land for themselves. Kami's actions would lead to King John signing the Magna Carta, and hence, the birth of democracy.
The forums look like a graet place to troll, just at first sight.
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