Lollercaust
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
The Lollercaust was started by Hitlol, who was a god among men. Hitlol is not to be confused with Hitler, who was not only a fagtard, but also emo... two things which really seem to go hand in hand. Hitlol had to start the Lollercaust to stop the evergrowing population of the For The Lose (from now on reffered to as FTL's) because these dick weeds were out bringing all the For The Wins (from now on referred to as FTW's). Down, Hitlol devised the ultimate plan! He would massacre them all and tag them each with FTW signs. He stuck them in special camps were they learned to be not so Emo. However sadly some FTL's still live on today. They all spread out into seperate camps and became: Emo's, Furries, and, of course, YOU!
The Lollercaust has been known to cause anal seepage. Use sparingly.
[edit] Additonal Note
Can be written as Lolocaust. If you follow that phrase with the phrase "Like the Holocaust but twice as funny". Also appropriate to be followed with a picture of a pile of dead jews so that MOAR lulz ensue.
The most famous camp that Hitlol sent the FTLs to is called LMAOSCHWITZ
[edit] The L theory
The "L" theory states that for every L in the word lolocaust counts for 3 million deaths.
- lolocaust 6 million
- lololocaust 9 million dead jews
- lololololocaust 18 million dead jews hax? Indeed. <---cuz 5 l's = 15 amirite?
