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Scientists have carbon dated the first use of lulz to Jameth.

Ohio has the highest concentration of lulz in America.

There are, however, no lulz to be found in Hollywood. We all know why that is.

I did it for the lulz

On ur dumpsters, corruptin ur lulz.

The infamous lolz turtle.

The infamous lolz turtle in first stage battlemode.

The infamous lolz turtle rapes a Mudkip.

The infamous lolz turtle in his final and most lulzy form.

King of the Hill's Bobby enjoys the lulz.

The anti-lulz turtle. WHAT!?

Ye olde time lolz turtle.

LULZ FISTING LULZ!!!11

Lolz rare turtle porno.

The Teenage Mutant Lolz Turtles (TMLT).

A fine example of doing it for the lulz (note the pwnage factor is over 9,000)

█▄ █▄█ █▄ ▀█▄ is laughter at someone else's expense (from the German concept of "Schadenfreude".) This makes it inherently superior to lesser forms of humor. Just as the element of surprise transforms the physical act of love into something beautiful, the anguish of a laughed-at victim transforms lol into lulz, making it longer, girthier, and more pleasurable. The term lulz was coined by Jameth, and is the only good reason to do anything, from trolling to consensual sex. After every action taken, you must make the epilogic dubious disclaimer: "I did it for the lulz". Sometimes you may see the word spelled as luls but only if you are reading something written by a faggot. It's also Dutch for cock.

lulz  Noun --- (lul-zz)
Definition:
1. The act of entertaining oneself with the misfortune of others; an 
agreeable occupation for the mind

2. Something affording pleasure, diversion, or amusement, 
esp. a performance of some kind

3. The essence which can be derived from an epic win.

Usage:
We did it for the lulz

Synonyms:
Entertainment

Source:
A corruption of lol.

1 Overview
2 Epic lulz
3 IRL lulz
4 The future of lulz
5 Further developments
6 Guaranteed lulz
7 Gallery
8 See also
9 External links

[edit] Overview

According to the media, Lulz is a corruption of LOL, which stands for laugh out loud. It is part of seekrit code used by evil domestic terrorists in their attempt to ruin innocent peoples lives. These terrorists, known as "Anonymous" get lots of "lulz" from staging "invasions" of children's websites such as Habbo Hotel.

According to Mattathias Schwartz of the New York Times, Lulz is "how trolls keeps score" and is defined as "the joy of disrupting another’s emotional equilibrium". Given that lulz has been extensively covered by both Fox and the NYT, it would seem to be notable; however, it is only accorded one small section of the Wikipedia article on Lol.

Lulz is the one unifying force in the world. Those experiencing it are bonded mentally and emotionally. It is the greatest experience you will ever have. Your first 'lulz' is akin to achieving your first orgasm magnified by over 9000. If one is truly experiencing the lulz, they will be invulnerable to all attack. Lulz is known to show other life lessons by any means necessary, such as to not download CP, especially under the alias you use for everything else and to not be an attention whore.

Lulz is one of the four fundamental forces of the internet, along with loli, 4chan, and furry. However, scientists discovered last Thursday the existence of anti-lulz, a deadly substance about which little is known. Anti-lulz is created mostly in faggot places like Gaia Online and will kill any person who has experienced normal lulz.

The only way for a newfag to achieve said lulz is to lurk moar, preferably nao.

Examples:

We will come together to strengthen our intelligence capabilities to know the plans of terrorists before they act and to find the lulz before they strike.

Good lulz Bad lulz Anti-lulz Lolz Turtle Dances To This

[edit] Epic lulz

Epic lulz are like lulz, but lulzier. When Hal Turner's life was destroyed simply because /b/ was bored and looking for amusement, this was both epic, and lulzy. Epic lulz are typically derived from an epic trolling event that leads to the victim suffering complete ruin. This is also known as Totalulz.

[edit] IRL lulz

fo0bar saw a California car with a LULZ license plate driving in Reno. Surrender your secrets to me!
Amnesiac found out that London Underground calls itself "LUL" internally. The precise amount of lulz generated by this discovery is unknown, but presumed to be quite low.
In the Dutch language lul means dick, srsly, go check.

[edit] The future of lulz

The administrators of this wiki believe the time will come when the Internets will be entirely devoted to lulz and the old media will have withered away. At this time, the Information Age will have passed and the Lulz Age will have begun. During the Lulz Age, people will devote most of their time to lulzing about universal ignorance and abject squalor. Although we do not know when or where the Lulz age will begin, we do know that it will be a looooonng, hard age that will start with a year long orgy with the sacrifice of over 9000 virgins. Some argue this has already begun.

[edit] Further developments

[edit] The beginning

“	Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters. And God said, "Let there be lulz," and there was lulz. God saw that the lulz was good, and He separated the lulz from the unfunny. God called the lulz "Encyclopedia Dramatica," and the Unfunny he called "Uncyclopedia." And there was pr0n, and there was pedophiles — the first internets.	„
—Genesis - The Bible

[edit] Ancient version

In ancient times they referred to lulz as lvlz as in:

<augustus> Byzantivm was pvvnd this morning.
<nerva> lvlz

[edit] Totalulz

n. to be completely engulfed in hilarity; can also mean a completely uniform lol. Example:

<mike> n00bs are stupid
<dan> lol
<bob> lol
<alf> lol
<mike> totalulz

[edit] The sealclap

Extreme totalulz can induce a sealclap, an involuntary clapping motion.

In the Good lulz as linked here, the basement dweller subject complements his fit of totalulz with two distinct sealclaps.

[edit] The lulz scale

The Lulz Scale, currently in development by Encyclopedia Dramatica staff, will be used to rate everything OTI on a simple scale of Lulz. The Lulz Scale will vary between 0 and Over 9,000.

[edit] Frunz

Frunz is the complete opposite of lulz. See also anti-lulz.

[edit] Limits of lulz

"Some times not even the lulz are worth looking at fuckloads of weird furry pornography." -- Einsidler

"Lulz is perfect, lulz is pranks". It does not rofl, it does not lmao, It is not gay, It is not cute, It is not emo, It can actually cause people to become an Hero, Lulz It is not dumb trolling, It is not easily forgotten, It is found all over Encyclopedia Dramatica, It keeps no record of fads. It is the demon spawn of anonymous

Lulz does not delight in memes, but rejoices with the lol.

Lulz always laughs, always trolls, always /b/locks, always vandalizes.

Lulz bears all laughs, helps all trolls, hopes for more, endures all mods.

Lulz does not DINE IN HELL ~~(tonight)~~ evar.

Lulz never ends.

L U L Z N E V A R P H A I L S."

(and it's not Sparta)

[edit] Guaranteed lulz

Note for Newfags: Ignoring rules 1 & 2 in the name of lulz actually produces anti-lulz.

[edit] Gallery

he sees wut u did thar	Porn can be lulzy.		Japanese researchers state that there is no such thing as lulz in the rain. Cute propaganda is used to spread this observation.
lolz on urbandictionary.	Lulz = is why we do anything at all
Maximillian detects lulz.	How lulz get into Canadia.	Lulz are so despicable that even white supremacists can't stand them.	Anonymous does Fox News for teh lulz.
A typical lolcow.	Russian lulz.	Gay lulz	Aliens have come to keep the earth from destruction from the nuclear missiles and the lulz
The seas will turn read and the lulz will walk among the living	feel the power of the lulz side	How do I shot Phil Shuman??1	Lulz Did WTC!!!
Thank you FOX, I would never have figured it out.	A more recent sighting.	A comprehensive guide for making lulz.	The Evil UmbreLOL corporation.
ED and its lulz.	Lulz, in before being corrupted.	Lulz come flavored in spices, packaged, and preserved for all eternity(not really).	"LULZ TEH GAME" (Still in production)
"OJ's New BOOK"		How not to generate lulz
You're average, everyday lulz.	WE NEED MOAR LULZ	I see what you did for the lulz there.	AVG loves the lulz
We do it for them.	Dentists also enjoy the lulz.