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Another pic of Shiro (Longcat)
Another pic of Shiro (Longcat)
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One day, there was a picture of a cat. It was not Caturday but this specific cat was so long it became a meme and, though the day was not specifically the day of cats, this cat's length became famous. Originating from 2chan, it is sacred meme that embodies the spirit of The Lulz. It has touched the hearts of every anon and /b/tard in the internets. All attempts made by faggots who desire to steal it from anon have earned the swift, unmerciful wrath of the Internet Hate Machine.

Longcat is a real cat (obviously). It's IRL name is Shiro, which means "white" in weeaboo. Gee, real fucking creative.

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[edit] The Legend

Behold, the end of all that we know and love. The Marcab Confederacy's Deathstar Longcat.
Behold, the end of all that we know and love. The Marcab Confederacy's Deathstar Longcat.
Longcat did WTC
Longcat did WTC

Noone knows how long Longcat actually is. The figure above gives an estimated length of 10,000 ft, however this number has never been verified by science. The most successful space mission to measure Longcat had to turn back and recharge their lasers after just over 9000 feet in the air.

[edit] The Longcat Family

[edit] Moar family?!

It has been prophesied that during Catnarok Longcat will do epic battle with Tacgnol for the fate of the universe.
It has been prophesied that during Catnarok Longcat will do epic battle with Tacgnol for the fate of the universe.

Shortcat is closely related to Longcat, but what of his other family members? Recently a DNA test confirmed that Longcat is blood-related to the bastardized Shatcat.

[edit] Longcat Facts

  • Many new users speculate that Longcat cat is not lengthy, but it is in fact long.
  • Longcat and Speedycat are not just dating but have actually had an offspring named Splongcat.
  • Longcat is the longest known substance known to man.

[edit] ASCII Longcat

For your flooding pleasure, ascii Longcat's length has been increased to 2140 lines, which is the maximum length most IRC clients will allow given the number of characters involved.

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