Michael Crook
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
| This article needs moar LULZ. You can help by adding moar LULZ. |
Michael Crook is a retarded blogger and troll with his own personal website which is powered by blogger.com. In his blog, which he has been posting since 2005, he expresses his opinions on topics which affect his life and the world around him.
He calls himself one of the most hated persons of the internets, when in fact no one gives a shit about him. His whole blog is covered in extreme faggotry and has over 9000 shitty posts. He appeared on CNN and got butt raeped by a conservative CNN reporter who called him stupid and ignorant. Compared to other trolls, Michael Crook is just a retarded fag who should become an hero. He likes to cover topics already covered on ED but in a boring retarded way.
Contents |
[edit] "Accomplishments" claimed by Michael Crook
- Writing his "opinion" about Megan Meier when he in fact, just copied the ED article.
- "Exposing" Crystal Shinkle, way after Anon did it. And writing over 9000 non-lulzy blog posts about her.
- Trolling republicans over US military spending.
- Named the “Ultimate Lowlife” by everyone.
- Exposed over 150 "perverts" who just wanted some sexytime over Craigslist. The fact that they wasn't even pedos makes this non-luzy and retarded. He is a bigger lulzkiller than Chris Hansen.
[edit] Michael's Urgent Political Issues
- MOURNING WOMEN ARE HOT!! OMFG. (Pre-closet exit.)
- Leaving a biker to bleed to death by the side of the road. Srsly.
- Crystal Shinkle: Includes new myspace images!! HOT
- Forsake Our Troops: Yes. Even after the FoxNews drama, he still thinks soldiers are overpaid.
- Craigslist Perverts: "After all, anyone who seeks sexual encounters online is in need of serious mental help.
- Badge #544: "Bad Cop, no donut?
- No Blood Transfusions from Niggers: Or maybe it's just a death wish?
- Michael Crook: Secret Mormon?
- Being proven right, no matter what...
- Becoming an lawyer.
- Megan Meier: All because of one emo girl...
[edit] Michael Crook gets buttraped on FOX
[edit] Michael's Court-Ordered Apology for DMCA Abuse
[edit] Michael's Idea of Police Brutality
[edit] Gallery
 Fagging up Fox News. |
 DMCA Evasion |
 WANTED for crimes against the internet. |
 Joker struggles to understand image ownership. |
[edit] See Also
[edit] External links
- Mike Crook's Blog. Every post is a goddamn special snowflake. Srsly.
- 10 Zen Monkeys archive of DMCA-inspired blood vendetta.
- Thomas Hawk's very special archive. Features Anon dropping personal info on Crook.
- Tucker Max calls Crook out for a showdown. Crook winds up exposed and b&. A+++ WOULD READ AGAIN
- Some moar drama from Linda Susan, self-proclaimed Zionist Jew.
- Mike's own list of his accomplishments.
 Michael Crook is part of a series on Web 2.0 | Web 2.0 • Social networking • Social networking sites • Blogging • Blogosphere • PHP • Podcasting • Wikiing • Ajax • Ruby on Rails • Internet Humanitarianism • X is not your personal army • User-generated content • ITunes Store
Web 2.0 Sites People of Web 2.0 |
|---|
