My Chemical Romance
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
My Chemical Romance (aka "My Comical Bromance" or "my chemical no chance") is without a doubt the most overrated band of homosexual emofags the music world has ever seen. But never say this within hearing range of any of their millions of fans, as they will defend MCR above all other things in life. For some unknown reason, probably to appease their millions of brainwashed fans, an MCR expansion pack is now available for the Xbox 360 version of Guitar Hero II. In truth, just like any biker club it includes at least 2 Toby Keith tracks in its jukebox, the addition of this song serves simply as a means for the rest of us to screen the clueless douches who "rock out" to the dulcet tones of this fag-brigade. Also to note, the sheer irony that MCR's songs are harder to play on Guitar Hero than they are on a real guitar.
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Band Members
Gerard Way
In the words of Mark Adkins (of Guttermouth), Gerard resembles a fat pink raccoon, a fact that the band often gets hot and bothered about. [1]
In an attempt to express himself and his political views Gerard has now dyed his hair red. The attempt has failed however, as absolutely noone cares. Even his diehard fans are LOLing. [2]
Gerard believes he sounds exactly like Freddie Mercury, but he is only like him in the aspect that he can't get enough of that delicious buttsex.
On July 10th 2008, Gerard Way was the subject of a particularly win prank that came spiraling out of the halls of Ebaumsworld. It began with the usual post of WHEN I WAS, then OP said to go to the MCR page on Last.FM and post RIP Gerard Way 1977 - 2008. Soon, the page was full of comments, causing mass confusion among the emos. As the prank escalated, fake news reports and screenshots were created to help spread the news among various news sources like Digg and various emo forums.
Eventually the culprit was found when some newfag broke rules 1 and 2 on a guitar forum while trying to be funny. Then, screenshots of the /b/ thread was uploaded to the talk page of Gerard Way on Wikipedia. The total raid/prank lasted at least 100 hours, and due to the spread of the news to such locations as Digg Yahoo Answers, and even IRL radio stations it was pronounced a win of the epic variety.
Gerard also claims that emo is a load of fucking shit and he doesn't give a shit about it. Well Gerard, take some time to wipe that makeup off your face.
Mikey Way
This greasy looking emo nerd is the brother of Gerard Way. He used to bully his brother in high school which is the only mitigating factor of his association with this faggy band.
He used to wear glasses, which again adds to his lack of respect. In some South African countries wearing glasses is an arrestable offense so best if ole Mikey boy stays away.
Frank Iero
This guy is the height of a midget. Or you could say he's fun-sized. He once kicked Gerard Way in the nuts on stage. Despite the promising lulz induced by this fact, he is still a total fucktard. He enjoys licking his guitar and being a pansy in his free time. Being completely unable to play his instrument and having made out with Gerard Way on stage [3] would award him the title of the biggest faggot of the band. Yes, that's right, he is the one-and-only fuckbuddy of Gerard's and (apparently) one day hopes to become pregnant with Way's baby. The fact that he sucked off James Muñoz, the lead singer of The Bled, for 20 dollars doesn't help his reputation as straight. His "marriage" to an actual woman is his backfiring gimmick to "prove" to the world he is not gay. However, this only heightens the fact that he is in midget-related-denial about his gay-ass sexuality and undying love for Gerard Way.
Ray Toro
He would have to be one of the ugliest people to ever be squeezed out of a jackal's vagina. I assume he grew his enormous afro to take the emphasis off his face, unfortunately for everyone it didn't work.
Ray Toro is also the cause of many teenage girls and boys becoming An Hero, due to insane amounts of Ray/Gerard slash fiction. Many young children have died in the forest of his afro.
Bob Bryar
From looking at this guy it's hard to see but he is in fact a lisped fag. He is also a former fatass and wears a clown wig. He might be the illegitimate son of that one guy from The Turtles. Not to mention, he's a ranga. He's also know to be a fucking crybaby, this was revealed to the wider world, when he was pwned by Jonathan Ross on British Television
Onstage behavior
When MCR performs, the transvestite 16 year old girls have raging erections as they watch the members of this band have wild orgies on stage and play music every once in a while. Usually the singer Gerard Way is always making out with the midget (Frank) and has many times engaged in sexual activities with his brother Mikey Way because he likes it when Mikey sticks his nonexistent dick in his ass like he did when they were kids.
Fans
Pretentious spoiled rich kids coming from various parts of Surrey, Greater London, and the whole of the United States trying to rebel "the system". Identifiable by the fact that they look like girls and their complete lack of humour they are often seen hanging around local parks looking like anti depresant addictedfags, or for those who really want to seem like a complete pile of shit, crying at music concerts.
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The Black Parade curse
- While recording the album Mikey had bipolar depression and had to leave the band for a while to see a psychiatrist.
- In August Bob got burned and Gerard injured his ankle while filming some shit video. Bob then had a staph infection. If he waited to see a nurse two days later, he would have died.
- They got bottled while performing in London. (see below)
- In October, the lead singer from Towers of London flicked a cigarette at Bob while he was performing. We of ED encourage Donnie Tourette to do this many more times.
- Frank had to drop from the tour in Japan because he was ill.
- Gee cracked his rib.
- They caught food poisoning.
- The Virginia Tech massacre is also a part of the curse. Teenagers was set to be released on April 23, but it had to be postponed.
- Bob broke his foot.
- Gerard succeeded in becoming more gay.
- A chancellor from UBC gave concertgoers drugs at the Virgin Festival in Vancouver.
- Their amps and lighting collapsed at a show near Venice.
- Their first drummer died in a bizarre gardening accident.
- Mikey was permanently blinded in his left eye after a creamy pirate gone awry.
Sadly, the death of a current band member has yet to result from one of these incidents.
Bottled
At the 2006 Reading and Leeds Festival, the event organizers had the brilliant idea of having My Chemical Romance play right after Buffy. The fortunate juxtaposition of alcohol, metal heads and faggotry resulted in massive lulz as MCR had the shit bottled out of them on stage as they performed. Large sections of the audience threw bacon, tangerines, golf balls, and bottles filled with urine at the group as they played. Gerard Way then became unbelievably butthurt, who then introduced a track saying:
"This song is called Thanks for All the Bottles, Thanks for All the Piss, Thanks for All the Golf Balls, Thanks for All the Apples and Thanks for All the Sticky Shit."
They then proceeded to BAAWWWW and slit their wrists. Eventually one of the bottles struck Gerard Way in the head and he was knocked out for several hours. This was considered by most onlookers to be the highlight of the entire festival year, the ferocious attacker himself was later made a knight and has since become Sir Jeffory McHigginns.
Bottled, Again!
Apparently, My Chemical Romance is as stupid as they are shitty. They didn't learn their lesson from their epic pwning at Reading and Leads because they agreed to headline the Download Festival 07 instead of another shit band, Korn who were forced to play the shittier smaller stage resulting in much butthurt and injuries. Lulz struck twice as the MCR had the crap bottled out of them again. Despite putting out a pathetic 45 minutes that evening, Kerrang media gave them 5Ks out of 5 and played heavily edited versions (i.e. lack of bottles and avoiding the vacuous empty fields) of their shitty performance.
Anti-fags deal with bottles:
MOAR Videos
MCR perform a Cockny Knees Up English Drinking Song
Gayness
Emo Haters
RevengeofGothzilla
EmoHaterUK
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The Suicide Parade
The fans of my chemical romance marched on May 31st in London to protest against The Daily Mail's expose on their suicide cult. Basically, they dressed in clothes only a true faggot would wear, held up signs and all... All this for some stupid 13-year-old an hero? Yes, it gets better from here on. Some 13-year-old kid killed herself because of emo music. In the protest, the emo fags claimed that "ZOMG MCR SVS PPL FRUM SEWISIDING!!!11oneoneone" When in reality, their music makes everyone want to become cutter. Later on in this protest some random /b/tards started protesting against the protest.
Gallery
 Gerard Way with avid fan. |
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 The real origin of My Chemical Romance's name. |
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 The average fan of MCR |
See Also
- Operation Jewtube
Goth"When a My Chemical Romance fan claims to be goth, we call them a poser and throw them in the dumpster." - Gothzilla- E-Psychiatrist
- Emo
- WHEN I WAS
External Links
- An MCR Forum. Troll Plz.
- Fighting hard for the #1 spot in the emo chart, courtesy last.fm
- BAWWWWWWWWWWWW
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