Nalts

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God according to Nalts

Kevin Nalty is a paranoid vlogger who posts super shitty videos as “Nalts,” looks like an even gayer ripoff of Bob Saget, and has more than 500 extremely annoying short clips polluting the internets. According to Nalts his videos have been viewed more than nine thousand million times, and have been featured on such sites as YouTube, Google Video, LiveVideo, Yahoo Video, Break, PornTube, Metacafé, LiveLeak, Xtube, SexTube, GayTube, FistTube, and Revver. Many refer to him as “the new GayGod,” and Nalts really seems to like the title. According to Nalts, his videos been have on CNN, ABC Nightline, Spice, Fox, LOGO, PrideTv Palm Springs, BET, and CBS News. In addition to creating crappy videos, he covers the industry in this blog and as a writer for The Daily Reel. He also speaks at industry events to help video creators learn how to monetize their work, and trick advertisers into giving their money away.

PRO-TIP: Be sure to hide your kids, unless you want them to be exploited for profit.

[edit] Trivia

Nalts butt fucks a cigarette (remember this guy WORKS in health care)

Nalts smokes because it's cool, man

• Kevin has a gay lisp, and is overweight
• Nalts entire family uploads video clips to the internet because attention whoring is genetic.
• Nalts often films with kids to help boost video ratings and to exploit cheap talent.
• Nalts lives near both Pennsylvania and New Jersey where he enjoys funnel cake enemas
• Nalts claims to work in Health Care, but more likely sells Amway.
• Kevin is rumored to be having an online gay relationship with his idol Renetto and MrSafety's cat Sparta.
• Despite his videos’ low production value, Nalts has a background in video production and television. He attended Georgetown University, and Babson for an MBA in entrepreneurship. He failed computer science in undergrad.
• Kevin's forehead is so large it is registered with the Civil Aviation Authority as a potential airspace hazard. It has also been featured on the Homeland Security watchlist of potential terrorist targets.
• Nalts is friends with Victor Gimmeabreakman, which is frankly sad and scary.
• Nalts' self esteem is so shaped by critics that he's known to edit his own Encyclopedia Dramatica entry.

[edit] Kevin Nalts Gives A Shout To EDiots

Nalts explains why alcohol is good for Health Care

• Rambles on about farting in kids library and then magically finds his article on ED

[edit] Far From Viral Video History

Daddy, why did put a picture of me picking my nose on the internets ?

"My kids haven't given me enough in life so I thought I'd make a buck or two back off 'em!"

Wife finds Kevin hanging out

[edit] THE UPDOWNMOSTLY LIL' MISS CONSPIRACY

that's odd why does this picture look so familiar [1]

• Zomg shit went DOWN at Southtube. As if anyone gives a flying fuck. Regardless, lulz clearly...

BTW the video is still "available"Tim just doesnt want you to see itLIL MISS CONSPIRACY

[edit] ZOMG HUMOR! HUMOR! NALTS FOUND THE FUNNY BOX

wtf nalts is fucking everywhere

[edit] External Links

• Will Video for Food Blog with Nalts
• Demands YouTube sellout, hard and fast
• The marketing sellout used to harass marketers
• nalts bitch selling out for YouTube, again (see computer)
• responseofnalts youtube channel

[edit] Also See

• Renetto
• Gay
• hypocrite
• Health care
• updownmostly
• YouTube

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