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Plushophile at play

Can you imagine how frightened this decent, hard-working mascot felt as this sick nigra approached him?

Female plushie doing it wrong.

“	My roommate caught me yiffing a plush in my bedroom when he didn’t knock. I told him “That what you get for just walking in my room.” Then I continued my yiffing. He was embarrassed and I was not.	„
—Plushies lack certain normal human emotions, notably 'shame'.

Holy christ, you thought there was something wrong with furries? Well, this tops it. Take your fave stuffed animal, give it a 'Strategically-Placed Hole' (fake vagina) or 'Strategically-Placed Appendage' fake penis, then FUCK it. Take care to avoid legal hassles though...

Yep, this is the basic idea of the plushie scene. Too damn cheap for a RealDoll and too fucked-up for the furry community. This qualifies as a hindering paraphilia, specifically a fetish. It will, one day, be added to the DSM (Then, liberals will lobby for its removal).

Teddy bears, rabbits and dolphins are all fair game, but plushophiles apparently have a special place in their heart for Meeko, the raccoon from Pocahontas. Since these toys have been discontinued, plushophiles will spend large amounts of money to acquire one. The reasoning? "It's the expression on his face."

You should ~~pray for~~ troll the living shit out of these ~~poor lost souls~~ sick fucks. They need it.

1 Plushie Psychology 101
2 Their sexual practices: sick and wrong
3 Gallery
4 Other ED pages with Plush-pervs
5 See Also
6 External links

[edit] Plushie Psychology 101

“	No plush lover will ever leave you, cheat, lie, or betray you, break your heart, give you a disease, or hurt you in any way.	„
— FoxWolfie Galen, Right you are, dumbass!- because they are INANIMATE OBJECTS that you're PROJECTING onto...

There really isn't anything complicated at work here. The entire phenomena can be expressed as "Loser" + "Horny" = "Fail". Dubious disclaimers and grandiose rationalizations from adherents aside, the larger part of the plushie persona is simple garden-variety arrested development. Rather than face their ongoing failure to find a human mate, they retreat to the happier times of childhood, when life was less challenging and stuffed animals were their BFFs. Sort of like adult thumbsuckers (but with cum, piss and lube thrown in the mix).

Possibly the most annoying aspect of these sad, pathetic losers is the fact that they attempt to portray their mundane, horndog social ineptness as a "lifestyle choice," in order to cloak themselves with the same mantle of legitimacy that homosexuals receive. A casual review of the real-life pictures of these dorks makes it clear, however, that they fuck stuffed animals because they don't have any other choice.

[edit] Their sexual practices: sick and wrong

“	To me, giving my gift of love to my plushies is a sacramental act.	„
— FoxWolfie Galen

In 2001, a plushfag named FoxWolfie Galen took it upon himself to be the Alfred Kinsey of his pathetic sub-sub-subculture and conducted a very scientific survey on his website about plushies sexual preferences and practices. 80+ plushies responded with typically shameless candor, and their answers provide a queasy glimpse into this cesspool of human fail. Among other things, we learn:

Responders were mostly male (66). One was 'shemale'.
Responders mostly didn't care what 'gender' their plush is. 'Male' was the next most popular response.
Pictures of people fucking their stuffed animals were the preferred form of plushie pr0n.
'Realistic' plushies were preferred to 'anthropomorphic' or 'toony'.
The crotch and mouth of the plush are the most popular areas to aim cum and piss at.
Strategically Placed Holes are much preferred to Strategically Placed Appendages. Allegedly.
Most plushies are willing to share their toys with others and would use someone else's plushies if they knew they previously had sex with them.

...and many other sickening things.

If you suspect you've been poisoned and need to vomit quickly (or are pro-ana and have lost your gag reflex), the whole survey may be read here. Please be advised, though- you can't UNread it afterwards...

[edit] Gallery

Best $300 ever!	I wanna fuck you like a stuffed animal	This is a true story	Oh, for fuck's sake...
A typical plushy orgy.	A typical plushie 4-way.	Note the red lips and hair extensions. Anthropomorphise much?	Besides fursuits, plushies like to make adult-sized sleepers.
Here's one with boobs. You'd ~~hit~~ yiff it.	Disturbing picture of a 38 year old plushie attempting to mimic that "Meeko" smile.	Centipedes not included.	FAPFAPFAP (Srsly, if this turns you on, please kill yourself.)
A full-time failure at life yiffing his hawt bitch.	Aw man, I KNEW it! Alf's a fag!!1!	The fact that this one looks rabid would not deter these sick fucks in the least.	Kitty gonna get raeped.
omg.