Shit nobody cares about
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
These are the opinions of nobody in particular. Because nobody cares, no one likes you, and nobody gives a shit. In fact nobody gives a shit about this article. Anyone who edits this article is a hero. If that's not enough, nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with teh anti-lulz. If you stumbled upon this article while searching for something, then you are clearly nobody, so please continue reading.
What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it (or some J-Rock).
Is also the name of a shitty blog. (That nobody cares about.)
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List of shit nobody cares about
Srsly. Noone gives a fucking shit.
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 LOL ECONOMICS |
 As if anybody gives a shit what women think. |
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 Looks like the bay has run dry |
 Really, thank you for sharing. |
 I can has care? NO. FUCK YOU |
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 He just wanted Kool-Aid. |
 It's a whole roomful! |
 FILE HERE OK |
 And don't you forget it! |
Wikipedia Milestones
Wikipedia, like all Wikis, is filled with millions of articles on brown squishy stuff that nobody cares about. To take random examples such as their millionth and two millionth articles, not only do you realise that it's unfunny, but also that nobody gives a fucking fuck. On the other hand, most of the internet doesn't give a fuck about ED, so it all balances out.
