Ripper
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If you are looking for Chip da Ripper, the creator of Interior Crocodile Alligator, you should probably look for it there.
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Ripper was the IRC handle of Brandon Vedas, a guy who committed suicide on teh Internets via his webcam while his mom was doing crozzwordz in the next room. He told us he was hardcore, and we just didn't believe him. He had a grip of drugs. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~shoa. He was fukcin (sic).
Quite soon after typing the legendary line I told u I was hardcore, he became an hero.
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What he took
- 4 g Psychedelic Mushrooms
- 24 mg Klonopin (Benzo, anti-anxiety, anti-convulsive)
- 120 mg Restoril (Another benzo, prescription sleep aid)
- 270 mg Inderal (Beta blocker, anti-hypertensive)
- 360 mg Methadone (Synthetic opiate)
- 1.5 g marijuana
- Bacardi 151
In short, enough to bring down Amy Winehouse and Rush Limballs combined.
<ripper> I got a grip of drugs <grphish> show us ripper <ripper> 320mg methadone <ripper> 24mg klonopin <ripper> 120mg resotril <ripper> 1.5 grams KB <ripper> 4 grams mersh <Oea> plus the 130mg inderol <ripper> I drank some 151 <hast> is enough to kill kurt cobain <Smoke2k> you pussy <Smoke2k> you pussy <Smoke2k> eat more <grphish> i really love you man <Oea> ripper <Pnutbot> ripper is a gangster!!! <Oea> i love you <grphish> its sad to see you die like this <grphish> :( <Oea> byeb ye <grphish> NOW <ripper> I told u I was hardcore <grphish> GO CALL RTHE UCKING <grphish> POISON CONTROL CENTER <grphish> ripper: we knew that already <ripper> fuck u <ripper> pusys <ripper> u are so fucking stupid
Ripper's last words
<ripper> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~shoa <ripper> I'm fukcin
Great friends
Like most heavy drug users, Ripper surrounded himself with a wonderful group of brilliant and aspiring peers:
<Oea> Hey <Oea> If ripper dies <Oea> i got tabs <Oea> on hsi drugs
Although ripper requested to have people call 911 if he looked dead, the pussy faggots of his IRC channel were too afraid of getting into trouble. And thus ripper was down for the count like Dracula's homies.
<Oea> i am on line with 911 <Oea> is this the right choice? <theKat> NO <Oea> lolol <Oea> i talked my way out of it
R.I.P Ripper
Proof that Ripper got so high, he died. Well, what do you expect? He did tell us he was hardcore.
See Also
Logs and shit
Ripper's website has since been taken over and converted into "Ask Ripper". Full IRC logs are available there as well.
- IRC logs - before the overdose.
- IRC logs - after the overdose.
- klonopinz.com (on April 3rd, 2007, the niggers who produce Klonopin pulled the plug on the site )
- IRC logs - before the overdose.(Down)
- IRC logs - after the overdose.(Down)
- Non-lulzy tribute page containing aforementioned lulzy logs
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