Scissoring

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This Wikipedia picture completely removes the hotness from this situation.
Scissoring in action
Scissoring in action
Amanda and Meg are a little busy...scissoring!!
Amanda and Meg are a little busy...scissoring!!
Jodie Gater and Stephanie Gestier, inventors of sandpapering.
Jodie Gater and Stephanie Gestier, inventors of sandpapering.
Madeleine McCann after a vigorous scissoring session in the Spanish Main.
Madeleine McCann after a vigorous scissoring session in the Spanish Main.

Scissor me Timbers!

Scissoring or Tribadism (Tribade, used to mean lesbian on the oldern days) or frottage, is a form of lesbian sex where two women spread their legs and rub their crotches together in a scissor motion. The Scissor Sisters and Tribe 8 are named after this act, making them lol, but still not good bands.

Scissoring was supposed to be lesbian penetration either with a big clit or a strap-on. They used to think that dykes had clits the size of WTC. This theory toppled along with the towers.

Feet are often cut off in cases related to this.

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[edit] Potential hotness, and soul-crushing reality

One would think that an act that primarily involves two women, four boobs, and two vaginas would be desperately hot. However, an act such as scissoring requires much practice to be effective, and as such can only be performed by experienced dykes. And srsly, fucking ew.

[edit] Carpet burn

Scissoring has recently been modified into a form of dyke-love known as sandpapering. This is a practice, having been invented by Jodie Gater and Stephanie Gestier, whereupon two chicks scissor while sporting three days worth of pubic stubble each.

[edit] Scientific terms

Scissoring is known to scientists as "bumping donuts", "clit-clatting", "mashing cookies", "grinding beans", "touching tacos", "clam jousting", or "bumping fur."


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