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This guy is probably a socialist. Note the aura of worthlessness surrounding him.

It's the truth.

At the tender age of 13, Che had a vision of God telling him to lead France's army to victory.

Socialists believe that the government should decide who gets what shit. Its emphasis of community values over individualism means that your body can be dismembered and sewn together to create a new Frankensteinian monster. Very possibly this new body will have parts from many different races, thus being a multicultural baby, the liberal ubermensch. Socialists want to take money you earn and give it to people who haven't earned it out of fairness, because their sociology professors told them to.

TL;DR

Socialism is defined as a economic system in which productive capital is state owned. In Marxist theory, it is the economic stage between capitalism and pure communism. It has killed a lot of people in its attempt to finally perfect the multicultural baby. This means that dialectical materialism dictates that killing people is good for all mankind. This is evidenced by the fact that Stephen J. Gould was fat as he ate a lot of babies. Remember, socialism always kills innocent people but capitalism only killed everyone who probably deserved it anyway. Srsly.

Socialists are normally poor and jealous; they want you to have shitty health care. Socialists have some groups that believe the poor should own shit instead of the government or capitalists. They're called anarchists and are total fags. Socialists are typically high-school dropouts that failed their economics classes. Socialists typically rely on a shamanistic economic system first started by Karl Marx whilst on a booze binge. This is because they are filthy furries. Some socialists are also nationalists.

Socialism is responsible for more starvation and poverty than AIDS multiplied by famine. It is also responsible for everything bad in an economy; anything good in it is capitalism.

Socialism is the system America had before Ronald Reagan ran the commies out of the government. Eurofag countries still have socialism, which is why Europe gives me a boner and have srsly better health care.

Future of Socialism

Contrary to popular belief the basic tenants of Socialism are not dead, they have just incarnated into Environmentalism. If not for the sake of the people (which have proven are not worth it), then the government will decide who gets what shit for the sake of Mamma Earth. If succesful The outcome will probably resemble Africa.