Street Fighter 2
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Street Fighter 2 is a popular fighting game released in the 90's, showing what a fighting game could and should be. It was awesome.
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History
Street Fighter 2 was the brainchild of some guy named Konami. Then, a boy named Capcom bullied Konami into giving the game to Capcom and Capcom took all the credit. Originally, it was called Street Fighter, but no one cared so they added a 2 at the end. The objective of the game was to use Kung Fu on people of diverse races to defeat Hitler's father at the end of the game.
Everyone orgasmed when the game was released to arcades. It was eighty cents a game, but not even worth it.
Due to the popularity, Capcom decided they could milk this cash cow. Instead of releasing a sequel, like normal companies would, they decided to release copies of the same game. It worked well.
Then SNK was like "Hey, lets copy Capcom and make a shit load of boring fighting games filled with fap material!", and so they did. Capcom found out about this, so to counter attack they released Street Fighter III: The Next Generation. However, no one cared and still played Street Fighter 2. Then came Street Fighter III: Street Fighter 2. Wapanese fapped to the soundtrack in the back of arcades, but that's about it. Then after a massive amount of fan cum on their desk, Capcom stole SNK's stuff and made Street Fighter III: Pro Edition which poor ass Mexicans and Japanese play. It was a hit with the poor gangster types in America and is serious business in Japan.
And for all the animu fans, Capcom went to Squaresoft's doorstep, at first offering a partnership but in reality Capcom fooled Squaresoft into giving him all of his hentai DVDs. With these DVDs, Capcom created Street Fighter Alpha, filled with animu style characters for animu fans.
Stan Lee liked Street Fighter, but he thought his comic book heroes could beat the shit out of Street Fighter characters. Thus began the Marvel Vs. Capcom series, pitting Stan Lee and his minions vs. Capcom, and gained great success as Onslaught butt-raped a massive amount of Street Fighters, Mega Mans, and characters from several other series that no one gives a shit about. Then, Marvel vs Capcom 2 was created, in which Cable, Magneto, and Sentinel brutally destroyed Capcom's legions at full force. It is considered "the shit" by everyone in the arcade.
Later SNK was still butthurt from what Capcom did to them, so SNK challenged Capcom and thus began Capcom vs. SNK, where SNK lost. Then came Capcom vs. SNK 2: The Rematch and Capcom vs. SNK 2: The Xbox Rematch, SNK's strategy this time was to include multiple girls that would make Capcom basement dwellers fap all over their controllers. The plan succeeded for the most part but poor ass Mexicans and serious Asians brought Capcom to victory. SNK, even moar butthurt than before, had one last shot, they invited Capcom over as a peace offering, but it's a trap! SNK vs. Capcom: Chaos Rumble started, Capcom was outnumbered and thoroughly bloodied, but not beaten. Then SNK called up his good pal Yu-Gi-Oh!, and made three SNK vs. Capcom: Yu-Gi-Oh! Card Battle Edition games, although the games were only liked by 16 year old Japanese schoolgirls, and only basement dwellers bought the game.
Street Fighter 2 is still remembered to this day as having taken a huge chunk of your change and a small chunk of your life at the local arcade.
Versions
Street Fighter 2 was released for the SNES, which pretty much sold the piece of shit.
The SNES's best version was Street Fighter 2: Turbo Plus New Fallanges. Super Street Fighter 2 had new characters, but shittier music. While the Genesis version featured shittier music, it had mile a minute gameplay. And as we all know, everyone plays Street Fighter solely for the music.
Characters
Street Fighter II
Ryu - The main protagonist of the series, he is the most overused character evar. Most players who use him are faggots who stand in the corner and Hadouken constantly until the timer runs out.
Ken Masters - Noobs use him because he's way cooler than Ryu, despite having the same exact movelist. He floods the Street Fighter IV servers with constant dragon punches and fireballs.
Chun-Li - Players praise her for her unique features not found in other characters. Nobody gave a shit about her until Street Fighter III, where she was the most overpowered character in the game. Street Fighter fans constantly masturbate to her larger than life thighs.
Guile - The generic "American badass", he is the most constantly developed character in the entire series, with a grand total of 2 special moves in every single fucking game. In Street Fighter III, he decides to stop being a family man and turn emo.
Blanka - Typical Brazilian citizen with orange spiky hair and green skin. A favorite among furries. His special move is electric rape.
Dhalsim - Smelly Indian who sucks at fighting and gets the shit beat out of him by the rest of the cast. Noone uses him. EVAR.
E. Honda - Like Blanka, pressing PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH is the only way to win with him.
Zangief - The strongest character in the game, this Soviet son of a bitch doesn't fuck around. If you get too close, he will rape your ass on-spot. His special move is the SPD, or Spinning Pile Driver. He has no projectiles, long-range attacks, or, fuck, any useful moves at all. Only pros use him. Zangief is also impressed with the Russian president's ability to dance very well, which is the appropriate Russian fashion of celebration.
Sagat - Possibly the cheapest motherfucker EVER in a fighting game, tourneyfags will bitch and complain if you choose him at a tournament. To win with him you just have to spam fireballs. He also has a strange obsession with fucking tigers. Nobody has defeated Sagat, and noone ever will!
M. Bison - Also known as Vega in Japan. He thinks seeing Street Fighters pummeled to dust is DELICIOUS! YEEESH! YEEESH! An effective technique to use while playing as Bison is spamming his Psycho Crusher attack. This will cause Guile to point towards the sky, with a jet of fire shooting behind him, and yell "BISONNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!1" Playing as Bison is a source of great lulz, if only for his ability to shut down shitty fireball characters with a fucking headstomp.
Balrog - Also known as M. Bison in Japan. Apparently Capcom thought people would confuse this nigga with Mike Tyson, so they switched the names around. Actually looks pretty white in Street Fighter 2.
Vega - Also known as Balrog in Japan. A faggot from Spain with a claw thing on his arm who uses "Spanish Ninjutsu". (Why did they need to switch not two, but THREE characters' names around?)
Street Fighter Alpha
Birdie - Was white in the original Street Fighter, but Crapcock realized that all metalhead bikers from England are black, so they changed him. His special move is chain whipping.
Rose - MILF from Italy. When encountered in single player mode, players lose to her on purpose just to see her victory portrait.
Adon - Sagat's bitch, his goal in life is to fuck all the jaguars in the world. Sagat players pick him expecting to play exactly like Sagat, only to be pwned by some 8 year old who doesn't even know how to play the fucking game and just spams Balrog's headbutt.
Dan Hibiki - Obviously the greatest character in the game, he is like Ryu and Ken but more badass. Capshit made him to make fun of SNK who constantly rip off everything that Capcom makes. Popular among fanfic authors because he is OMG SOOOOOO FUNNY! ^_^
Black Evil Ryu - A palette swap of Ryu to make him gray and orange. Like normal Ryu, many players who use him are pussies because they keep spamming Hadoukens and then teleport to the other side of the screen.
Street Fighter III
Sean - The only gangsta in the entire series. Nobody gives a shit about him because he's just another palette swap of Ryu. His super move is a regular Hadouken.
Twelve - Possibly the stupidest name for a character ever, he is a Russian experimental organism created to be the ultimate rape machine, made of white liquid. His attacks include tentacle rape, spike rape, and being able to transform into multiple weapons. His super move allows him to transform into the opponent character, but with a white palette. Because seriously, that's what Street Fighter needs, more palette swap characters.
Hugo - Hueg wrestler from Nazi Germany. His goal in the tournament is to destroy Twelve, the evil Communist warrior from Russia. Nobody uses him in tournaments because he suks lol! He is constantly followed by his transvestite boss. His special move is in-air rape.
Poison - A tranny with big bewbs and pink hair. IT'S A TRAP!!!1
Q - Capcom decided they needed moar robots as well as plot ambiguity in the series so they threw in Q. Is he a robot? Is he Lebron James? NO ONE KNOWS and no one ever will because Capcom doesn't give a shit about you. Regardless, Q exhibits some winning qualities, namely his intro animation, which features him attempting to punch a group of fleeing children in the head.
Urien - A pallete-swap (Surprise!) of the final boss, who wears a man-thong and nothing else. His supermove is a magic mirror, which is useless unless you've played the game over 9000 hours and are Japanese. He also gets emo and cuts himself if he loses by time-out.
Makoto - A Japanese chick who uses karate and is a total lesbian. Her feet are really cute though. While she and Ibuki are lesbo girlfriends, Makoto can fuck any girl she wants and frequently rapes the other street fighter women.
Ibuki - A Japanese kunoichi babe who also has cute feet and is a total lesbian. She and Makoto fuck every night.
Elena - African princess girl who uses capoeira and fights in a tiny loin cloth. Became a lesbian after being raped by Makoto.
Street Fighter IV
Abel - A French fighter who has forgotten his past and is looking for answers. Could not exist IRL, for as we all know Frenchmen can't fight for shit. Supposedly the main character of the game, he is completely boring and forgettable in every aspect. Nice job, Capcom.
Crimson Viper - A King of Fighters wannabe MILF with huge boobs and a classified electric weapon on her hand. Can also shoot fire out from between her legs.
Rufus - A truly overweight tub of lard who looks ridiculous and has a very animated gut. Has to take a break between each round to eat about a dozen Big Macs. His eternal rival is Ken Masters, because Capcom couldn't think of anything else to do with the fat shit.
El Fuerte - Spanish for The Faggot, El Fuerte is a Mexican cooking fighter. Yes, you read that right. His moves consist of running around the screen and landing on his opponent, in a poor attempt to mimick Vega. He also has a combo called the Fierce Fist Loop. IT'S SUPER DYNAMIC COOKING TIME!
Gouken - Ryu's bearded master. He was presumed killed by Akuma, but in an amazingly bad retcon, he magically comes back to life. Akuma and Gouken both want Ryu's hot ass, but only one will claim the prize.
Seth - Villain of SF4. Besides looking like Dr. Manhattan with a yin-yang orb in his stomach, his moves consist of a mix of other fighters' moves. How original. He will rape you in arcade mode.
Animation
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This came out shortly after the first movie. It featured such faithful nods to the source material as Ryu losing to a distant cousin of Spider-Pig, and Ken defeating Akuma. Bison found this delicious.
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Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie
List of Street Fighter 2 Games
Full list of all Street Fighter 2 games known to man:
- Hyper Street Fighter 2: ZX Super Hyper Champion Fighting Edition Grand Master Ultimate Championship Challenge - The Tournament League Battle
- Street Fighter 2: Adrian's Revenge
- Street Fighter 2: Alpha Omega Zero EX
- Street Fighter 2: Anal Fiesta
- Street Fighter 2: Baker's Dozen
- Street Fighter 2: Battletoads
- Street Fighter 2: Beta EX-3 version 1.4π
- Street Fighter 2: Beyond Thunderdome
- Street Fighter 2: Blanka's theme song kicks ass
- Street Fighter 2: Blanka Special - Keep Pressing The Punch Button Until You Shock Your Opponent To Death You Cheap Son Of A Bitch Version
- Street Fighter 2: Chun-Li Loli Hentai
- Street Fighter 2: Chun-Li's Cock Addiction
- Street Fighter 2: Crash Control X
- Street Fighter 2: Do the Cha-Cha
- Street Fighter 2: Don't Rock the Boat!
- Street Fighter 2: Electric Boogaloo
- Street Fighter 2: Ernest Goes to Fight!
- Street Fighter 2: Farming
- Street Fighter 2: Fountains of Faggotry
- Street Fighter 2: Furry Edition
- Street Fighter 2: Guile was a Glitchy faggot, but he's fixed now
- Street Fighter 2: Homosexual Adventures
- Street Fighter 2: Ken's Homosensual Escapade
- Street Fighter 2: Match of the Century
- Street Fighter 2: Now E. Honda Is Cheaper Than Ever!
- Street Fighter 2: Now It Doesn't Suck Anymore!
- Street Fighter 2: Rainbow Edition
- Street Fighter 2: Rule 34 Edition
- Street Fighter 2: Sesame Street
- Street Fighter 2: Stepmania
- Street Fighter 2: Super Fuck Farts Ex Duo Alpha Omega
- Street Fighter 2: Super Saiyan Buttsex
- Street Fighter 2: The Epic Quest
- Street Fighter 2: The one where the guy comes out of the thing
- Street Fighter 2: Transsexual Rehab
- Street Fighter 2: Turbo plus New Fallanges
- Street Fighter 2: Twitching Muhammad Ali vs. Corpse of Pavarotti
- Street Fighter 2: Ultra Hyper Mega Super Alpha Omega Fighting
- Street Fighter 2: v2.0
- Street Fighter 2: V2.000000000001
- Super Street Fighter 2: Alpha Turbo the New Challenger's Mega Awesome Chuck Norris Edition
- X-Men Vs. Street Fighter 2
Street Fighter 2: Furry Edition
Capcom also made a furry version of Street Fighter 2 known as Darkstalkers. It had nothing but a bunch of fucking furries as characters, and no one played it, except for the occasional weeaboo retards.
Street Fighter 2: A Real World Demonstration
Trivia
- Everyone knows Ryu's Hadouken maneuver. Everyone.
- Expert archaeologists have found remains of Street Fighter arcade machines, thus proof that at least 100 years ago there was infact a Street Fighter game.
- Street Fighter is the only game by Capcom with characters that aren't racially biased, especially not M. Bison (America's Balrog; an obvious tribute to Mike Tyson), Fei Long (Chinese Bruce Lee type who screams like Michael Jackson), Dhalshim (curry-eating Indian) and Dee Jay (Jamaican breakdancing with dreadlocks while high on crippy reefer).
Winner's don't use Drugs.Experts have determined that this is not true. Winners do use drugs, They just don't get caught.- Sodomy/"Katana" was a weeaboo from the game with Haggar in it that crossed over into the Street Fighter 2 universe, causing all IRL weeaboos to moisten their panties that they got from vending machines.
See Also
External Links
- TOW
- A typical fight in Street Fighter
- Kenneth Johnson's inspirational tale of Street Fighting aliens who eat lizards and intend to enslave us all.
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