Trap

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There is no escape from traps.
Didn't see that coming
Watch out boys, it's a disaster waiting to happen.

You've been Trapped

So, you're fapping to some totally hot chick. She takes off her shirt. Hell yeah, tits! Down some the panties. Nice ass! And when the panties come off- oh god, there's cock! It's a trap!

Traps work by lulling you into happy fapping or making out if in person, only to have it ruined as soon as a cock comes out. Where cam whore traps only make your schlong wither at the ghey, traps in person demand Blowjob or GTFO. Ho shit- you've been trapped!

WTF is a trap

A trap in short, is that which looks like it shouldn't have a cock but actually does. Traps come in two fruity flavors: Trannies, Fags, and fakes.

The Tranny flavor wishes it didn't have the cock and will surprise you with it, hoping you're too absorbed in their tits to notice the penis rearing it's head at your anus. If you're lucky, this means buttsex for you with minimal blowjobs! Some are even on hormones so when they speak they sound just like chicks. In this case, just close your eyes and pretend it's a girl.

The Fag version is a dude just out to get a free blowjob by pretending he's a she. No just closing your eyes and pretending here, as soon as this whore opens his mouth, the dream is gone. Remember: if balls are touching, it's gay!

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