Trap
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You've been Trapped
So, you're fapping to some totally hot chick. She takes off her shirt. Hell yeah, tits! Down some the panties. Nice ass! And when the panties come off- oh god, there's cock! It's a trap!
Traps work by lulling you into happy fapping or making out if in person, only to have it ruined as soon as a cock comes out. Where cam whore traps only make your schlong wither at the ghey, traps in person demand Blowjob or GTFO. Ho shit- you've been trapped!
WTF is a trap
A trap in short, is that which looks like it shouldn't have a cock but actually does. Traps come in two fruity flavors: Trannies, Fags, and fakes.
The Tranny flavor wishes it didn't have the cock and will surprise you with it, hoping you're too absorbed in their tits to notice the penis rearing it's head at your anus. If you're lucky, this means buttsex for you with minimal blowjobs! Some are even on hormones so when they speak they sound just like chicks. In this case, just close your eyes and pretend it's a girl.
The Fag version is a dude just out to get a free blowjob by pretending he's a she. No just closing your eyes and pretending here, as soon as this whore opens his mouth, the dream is gone. Remember: if balls are touching, it's gay!
Gallery
 Loli trap |
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 Nice moustache |
 don't be fooled! |
 Your face when you fall for a trap |
 Traps happen in anime, too! |
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 IM Traps like Michelle McRae can lead too rage, depression, or lulz once revenge is had. |
 Traps are getting more clever. |
 Shit load of fail doesnt even begin to describe this god awful mess. |
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Vids
See Also
- Lady GaGa
- Transexual
- It's a...
- Rebecca
- Trap-kun
- Bridget
- Line Trap
- Goddess Bunny
- Kim Petras
- Darktrap
- Losttrap
External links
- Use this strip poker game to troll virgins,contains special suprise at the end.
- Trap Thread #1 The first epic trap thread.
- Trap Thread #2 The second epic trap thread.
- Trap Thread #3 The third epic trap thread.
