Vulva
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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Vulva is a Fire-type Pokémon which can often be found on several main roads, as well as in the burning Pokémon Mansion. Also, because of its six tails, it is noted that Vulva is the Pokémon of the devil. lulz.
Attacks
Vulva learns the following attacks,
- Level 0 - Ember, Tail Whip
- Level 16 - Quick Attack
- Level 21 - Roar
- Level 28 - Confuse Ray
- Level 35 - Flamethrower
- Level 42 - Fire Spin
- Level 54 - Trample
- Level 55 - Finger-fuck
- Level 100 - Kills you and rapes the body.
It evolves into Ninetwats if you shove Firestone up its ass.
Tournament Use
Different Sorts of Vulvae
Not all Vulvae are the same. While some are friendly and approachable, others can be difficult or impossible to catch. Some are very quiet and tight-lipped, others are incredibly noisy and are always open. Others smell like fish that's been left out in the fucking desert sun for a week. Nevertheless, even the inexperienced trainer can understand Vulva with a little research.
Vulvae can often be seen roaming the countryside in herds, known as lots.
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