14/f/Cali

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THIS is what you are really talking to

14/f/Cali, or "fourteen-year-old girl from California" for the internets-illiterate, is the generic response to any ASL question. Of course, it is to be taken with a pinch of salt and a lot of spamming, as everyone knows that all teenagers are either 13-year-old boys or 16-year-old girls and women are technologically impaired. So that makes their identity obvious, doesn't it boys and... boys?

Teh 14/f/Cali action plan

So some cockmongler has identified themselves as 14/f/Cali? Never fear, ED is here! This foolproof action plan will save you from e-faggotry:

1. Don't panic -- "14 year old female Californians" can smell fear.
2. Quickly look for that shock image you've been storing for that special occasion. (If you don't have one, use pain series)
3. Use a spamming bot to clog up the offender's inbox/conversation window. Problem solved!

What not to do

• Anything not specified in the plan. Otherwise you lose at the internets by default, you fucking n00b.