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[[Image:Bhchart.png|thumb|Deny Ignorance,connect the dots you stupid sheep]]

Above Top Secret started in 1997 by [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|a self-proclaimed genius]] [[fag|Simon]] [[Alien|Grey]]. ATS is the [[YTMND]] of conspiracy they have NO original content but yet at the same time try to take credit for every thread they post. In their archive (of a site that started in 1997) the only original thing the owner would take credit for are couple of shitty articles about [[lol|9/11]]. This is backed up by the name of the site its self, it was ripped off from the book Above Top Secret by [[David Icke|Jim Marrs]]. The Moderators of ATS chose to give Marrs his own personal board, they said it was to "honor his contributions to the conspiracy community" but it was really just to evade a Law suit over people posting large chunks of his book on their site and calling it their own. They  get crazy pissed when you tell them that [[John Titor]] never visited ATS (they did put all of his threads on their site) he only went to some shitty time travel and [[Coast to Coast AM]]'s forums. This just rubs their nose in the fact that in 2035 ATS is still just a heaping pile of [[fail|shit]]. 

==An Overview==
[[Image:GoatseSky.jpg|thumb|right|UFO or Jesus opening his God hole for everyone to see?]]
It is the conspiracy nut's bomb shelter of the Internet. If you were ever interested on how to protect yourself from the mind rays of the [[Illuminati]] Masonic Shape Shifting [[David Icke|Lizard men]] from [[Last Thursday|the year 2012]] that reside on the dark side of your brain then look no further. However ATS does in fact confirm the theory of time warps as every user appears to be stuck in the AOL days and posting terms like "lol" make you look like the cool new young guy. Above top secret hosts a variety of topics such as [[Crazy|UFOs,9/11 and religion]]. At times these articles tend to blend together to create hybrid threads such as Jewish aliens killed Jesus and Jesus was a UFO from the year 199595. They constantly throw around the term "Deny Ignorance", it is like a badge to these fucktards. If you are ever being flamed there all you have to do is say something like "Come on, we are supposed to deny ignorance here" and you will promptly be given an apology even if you were being a total asshole. Another thing to do is to post "[[The Matrix|what would you do take the red pill or the blue pill]]". It does not even need to have to do with anything that is being talked about.

'''Typical Conversation on ATS'''

'''ATS guy''':Can you see the UFO in my mind?

'''ATS [[guy|girl]]''': Well would you take the red pill or the blue pill? Rolling on the floor ROFLing.

'''ATS guy''': Oh so true! LOL?

===Aliens and UFOs=== 
[[Image:Insideufo.png|thumb| A photo from inside a UFO,from actual [http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread466758/pg1 thread]]]
In this board you will find massive amouts of crappy pictures of stars,the sun and clearly photoshopped UFOs. The [[fail|lulz]] do not however come from the crappy photos themselves but the delusional back stories people make up for them. It is almost law in this board to make something batshit crazy up for a UFO picture. You can't just leave it at a picture it has to be "This is a picture of the reptilian starship Drakonias and they have come to spread the word of [[Jesus]]"

'''How to troll:'''
*Post pictures of random shit of the sky or forest saying that if you open your eyes and mind you should be able to see the aliens or UFOs
*Start a thread asking for everyone to share their abduction stories, once you get a couple pages worth of crazy mix it up by asking how could christian aliens do this to anyone.
===9/11===
This is where people convene to discuss the collective amount of 20min worth of footage from the 9/11 [[jew|Terrorist]] attack. The theories here range from "9/11 was an inside job" to "9/11 never happened, those planes were CGI".
[[Image:911niggers.jpg|thumb|right|Even Jews hate niggers.]]

'''How to Troll'''
* Start a thread stating that the official 9/11 story is the real story and that all the conspiracy stories were started by disinformation agents to try and trick you.
* Ask them if the illuminati/Masons/Reptiles already run the world, why even start a war why not just give the oil/money to themselves, if they are really in control it should be like taking money out of your right pocket and sticking it in your left.

===Religion===
Like most shitty forums instead of letting the [[athiest]]s and [[christian]]s duke it out in the politics board these assholes decided to give them their own soap boxes. In this board the same 50 or so people constantly have the same arguments over and over. Athiests put up copy pasta from [[Zeitgeist|Time Ghost]] and the God Delusion while the christians put up copy pasta from the bible. No side ever pwns the other side but the only thing the Christians have going for them is that they don't pretend that they are posting something that they took the time to write.

'''How to Troll'''
*Start threads titled "God Delusion review by a christian man" or "The Scientific bible review by an Athiest".
*Tell people in the board that without the bible and Dawkins they would all be a bunch of mindless retards.

===Secret Societies===
In Secret societies people just discuss how the world is run by some small secret group that EVERYONE knows about. They pretty much play 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon but with political figures, and it always leads back to the illuminati. It is also common to find random strings of numbers put together to make a point, "1 president,1 vice president,1 country so if the first one is a 9 than that is 9/11 which is masonic so you can see the [[jews|mason's]] did 9/11.
 [[Image:~mindfuck3.jpg|thumb|right|Deny Logic]]
'''How To Troll'''
* Post random pictures up and say OMG can you see all the masonic symbols?
* Keep updating the list of Masons article on wikipedia and add the site owners of ATS.

== ATS Drama ==

===[[Jeff Weise]]===
[[Image:Par40b.jpg|thumb|right| Jeff Weise on ATS]]
Jeff Weise was a [[an hero|hero]] of ATS he would often vent and share his suicide notes with the other members there. Evidently the group offers great support because he is still [[dead|alive]]

{{quote|I had went through a lot of things in my life that had driven me to a darker path than most choose to take. I split the flesh on my wrist with a box opener, painting the floor of my bedroom with blood I shouldn't have spilt. After sitting there for what seemed like hours (which apparently was only minutes), I had the revelation that this was not the path. It was my decision to seek medical treatment, as on the other hand I could have chose to sit there until enough blood drained from my downward lacerations on my wrists to die.|Jeff Weise on ATS}}

{{quote|Any publicity is good publicity no matter how negative. Many people watch that show and I’m sure we will get a lot of hits despite it being portrayed as a "negative." People will come to the site and realize that it isn’t the kind of place they thought and will probably join.|Moderator commenting on News story about Jeff Weise Being an ATS poster}}

===John Lear===
John Lear claimed to be an engineer from New Mexico that helped back engineer UFOs for the government. This claim made him the Swinging Dick of all conspiracy whack jobs and in turn a celebrity poster on ATS. Almost any TV or low budget documentary on UFOs is bound to have at least one interview with this guy. He is a special guest on [[Coast to Coast AM]] at least 360 times a year. He got banned from ATS for offering no evidence of any of the crazy claims he would make, but he is still elsewhere on the net claiming it is a conspiracy against him. This led many ATSers to leave the site (and hopefully the internet) for good.


== Things that [[win|will get you B& a lot]]==
* Suggest that the site is run by the [[Illuminati]]
* Point out when a mod violates their Terms and Conditions
* Post information in ANY board and claim that your source is your friend Dr.Rufus Red (this is now an instant ban offense)
* Hate Speech- Just for fun make a white nationalist's style speech thread about the Masons then write the same exact speech in a different board but replace masons with [[Jew]]s
* Trolling the Moral Fags- over 1/2 of the members there are moral fags, point out to them that their Jim Marrs does Anti-psychiatry lectures for CCHR. Then watch the lulz as they either start bashing Jim Marrs (risking the B& hammer) or try and use their retarded logic and explain how CCHR is in NO WAY connected to Scientology.

== See Also ==
*[[Conspiracy]]
*[[David Icke]]
*[[Coast to Coast AM]]
[[category:Abnormal Psych]]