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[[Image:AntiAbuse Bot.JPG|thumb|right|This is AntiAbuseBot, arch-nemesis of [[MysteryBot]].]]
The [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Abuse_filter '''Abuse Filter'''] is a newly-enabled [[TOW]] [[dildo|extension]].  In theory, Abuse Filter is able to [[ban]] [[drama|disruptive users]] and obvious [[troll]]s.  For [[shit nobody cares about|technical reasons]], the Abuse Filter is an absolute piece of [[shit]] that generates [[at least 100]] false positives a day.

== Designed to handle ==
*[[Grawp]]
*[[Willy on Wheels]] impersonators
*Potty-mouthed [[13 year old boys]]
*[[Lulzy|Abusive]] [[ASCII]] such as [[Goatse]]
*Anything funny from [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|the superior wiki]]
*Four abuse filters [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:AbuseLog?wpSearchFilter=7 #7], [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:AbuseLog?wpSearchFilter=215 #215], [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:AbuseLog?wpSearchFilter=228 #228], and [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:AbuseLog?wpSearchFilter=230 #230] exist just to stop the nonstop spam from [[AnonTalk]].

== Widespread acclaim ==
[[Some argue]] that the filter is the best thing that ever happened to Wikipedia. Most notably, [[Jeremy Hanson]] has given up on simple page moves, like [[Pixar]] becoming a tax firm, much too far from his roots.  Jarlaxle/Grawp now endlessly harasses his enemies instead.  If there is anything to blame for a growing pest like Jeremy, it would be the Abuse Filter.

Like most other defensive mechanisms on TOW, it will inevitably be [[non-notable]] in two months time.  The realm of fake editing and counter-vandalism is rushed at a ridiculous pace.  Many editors become irate when they do not have the impression of pwning or slowing down "x chronic troll", so the Abuse filter and its ancestors merely prove to be a simple filibuster to a cancerous tumor of angst and [[butthurt]].

== AntiAbuseBot ==
The precursor to the Abuse Filter, [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:AntiAbuseBot AntiAbuseBot] (moar liek AbuseBot, [[amirite?]]) is run by some [[faggot]] called Chris G.  More or less it is a complete rip-off of [[MysteryBot]].  The main difference between the two lies in the fact while MysteryBot reverts legit vandalism, AntiAbuseBot removes [[Goatse]] ASCII, [[mudkipz]], and all the stuff cool people actually care about, because [[noone]] gives a shit about 99% of Wikipedia's articles.  In addition, AAB consistently [[B&]] users without the possibility of appealing on their talk page.  [[some argue|Needless to say]],  an autistic sysop will jump in and endorse the block because [[butthurt|all sysops hate ED]].

== See also ==
*[[ClueBot]]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&user=AntiAbuseBot AAB blocks]
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