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[[Image:9466.jpg|thumb|left|One of Angela's favorite hobbies is posing for [[Gay|Bomis]].]]
[[Image:Angela Diabeetus.PNG|thumb|Angela has been diagnosed with the deadly [[diabeetus]] and has only days to live.]]
[[Image:Angela Beesley.jpg|frame|If you can't take the heat, get back in the kitchen, woman.]]
[[Image:Angela (Wikipedia Administrator).jpg|frame|A CG picture of Angela, created by Jimbo himself.]]

'''Angela Ruth Beesley''' is a cybernetic computer program that possesses artificial intelligence, think like SHODAN from System Shock. It has female traits and characteristics, so it is commonly referred to as a "she." Two of her most notable and frightening aspects are her violently malevolent personality and harsh discordant speech. She roams the [[Internet|Interweb]] of [[wiki]]s as [[Wikipedia:User:Angela|Angela]], developing grotesque cybernetic experiments on unsuspecting people stranded in virtual reality. She has no physical body, but, hardly hampered by this seeming handicap, she has almost all of the Internet in her evil clutches.

She is also the queen of [[Wikipedia|Wikiland]] and is thus married to [[Jimbo Wales|King Jimbo I]], whom she affectionately calls [[Wikipedia:User:Eloquence|Eloquence]].  No but seriously, [http://wikiangela.com/blog/im-engaged/ she's engaged to Tim Starling].

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== History ==
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Angela's origins are shrouded in mystery. She is believed to have been an AI construct created by Jimbo himself, but this is pure speculation. It ''is'' known, however, that when Jimbo pronounced her as bride and Queen, she gained overwhelming power and influence. Over time she overpowered her erstwhile creator, and she twisted Jimbo into her puppet, bending [[shit|his mind]] to her will.  She used his additional brain to help found a greedy corporate tentacle of the Wikimedia octupus, named [[Wikia]].  Tragically, her reign over the [[internet]], cursed her with a Wikipedia article of her very own, which she [http://wikiangela.com/blog/delete-me-2/ hates] and has tried to get deleted [[at least 100|at least 3]] times. Now doomed to a solitary existence, isolated by her power, Angela is tormented by the thought of [[vandal|vandals]] and [[trolls]] having their way with her article.

==Too late horny guys, she got married==
Angela Beesley's now got a husband, Eloquence [http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Image:21C3_TS_-_Erik.jpg (his pic)].  Angela is a sexy chyck and could sure do a lot better than Eloquence who looks just like [[GreenReaper]] <s>(no offense to GreenReaper who is pretty hot with a [[fursuit]] on)</s> burn in hell furfag.

{{:Angela_Beesley/Unicode}} via [[Angela Beesley/Unicode]]
*Note most of the letters are [[AIDS|H, I, or V]]... Oops, should've spent less time partying with anonymous editors at [[Wikimania]]. What will Eloquence say?

== Gallery ==
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Image:SkypeAngelaBeesely.png|why the hell do you give out your contact info publicly and say "NO, U CANT TALK2ME"
Image:EppigyskypewikiAngela.png|why does she play the victim, WIKIPEDIA has ruined people's LIVES and she plays INNOCENT! ZOMGZ!!!111
Image:TCF centre.jpg|Angela as a [[16 year old girl]]
Image:Angela B forensic sketch.jpg|A forensic sketch, kept by the FBI 
Image:Angela fugly.jpg|Stop fapping plz
</gallery>

== Nudes ==
These pictures were uploaded, and have a high probability of being Angela.
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Image:AngelaBeeslely5.jpg
Image:AngelaBeesley4.jpg
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== Contact information ==
*http://www.wikia.com/wiki/User:Angela
*http://lexden.org.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page - The Methodist Church Wiki founded with her momma Christine and her dad Alan
*Email: wiki@nge.la
*IM: Wikiangela
*IRC: Angela
*Phone1: +44 208 816 7308
*Phone2: +61 3 9018 7308
*[[sock puppet|Sockpuppet]]: [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/202.63.61.242 202.63.61.242]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angela_Beesley The object of her hatred]
*[http://wikiangela.com/blog/ Waste some time in her blog, and see what  babe she is now.]

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